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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1081
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post

    The person under me worships Cthulhu.
    False. I can't even pronounce it.


    The person under me has seen a nigroe skiier.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131
        #1082
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        An African-American skiier? Why, yes, I have, why is that so hard to believe?

        The person below me has eaten 'little tiger'.
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #1083
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            False. I can't even pronounce it.


            The person under me has seen a nigroe skiier.
            Is that what that was? I thought it was a fast-moving Sasquatch or Yeti. (Or are they the same thing?)

            The person under me is a Catlicker.
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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1084
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False! Why would I lick a...

                Oh! No, I'm no longer part of that "church".

                The person under me knows all the songs from "Sweeney Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"

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                  • WickedWitch
                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366
                    #1085
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Hmmph. I'd rather you freeze to death, Alie.
                    Well that wasn't a very nice thing to say! And not very Christian, if I may add.
                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False! Why would I lick a...

                    Oh! No, I'm no longer part of that "church".

                    The person under me knows all the songs from "Sweeney Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"
                    TRUE! I ADORE that musical, and the movie was so brilliantly done! Tim Burton + Johnny Depp + Alan Rickman + singing and bleeding = one of Alie's favourite movies in the world.

                    The person under me is looking forward to Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland with uncontrollable excitement and anticipation.
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #1086
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        True - I can't wait to see it.

                        The person below me has recently received...an award..
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • WickedWitch
                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366
                            #1087
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            True - I can't wait to see it.
                            Me too!

                            The person below me has recently received...an award..
                            Lmao! True. *Blushes* And then I received it again, just today, in fact.


                            The person under me is not going to ask me to go into details about said award.
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #1088
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                Lmao! True. *Blushes* And then I received it again, just today, in fact.


                                The person under me is not going to ask me to go into details about said award.
                                True, it was for most patriotic marcher among the Tucson Young Republicans for Tea Bagging.

                                The person below me is posting on a crappy old cell phone.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • WickedWitch
                                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 1366
                                    #1089
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                    True, it was for most patriotic marcher among the Tucson Young Republicans for Tea Bagging. You know what, despite the naughtiness of that, I'm willing to go along with it - cuz it's still not nearly as bad as reality

                                    The person below me is posting on a crappy old cell phone.
                                    False. I'm posting it on a crappy old laptop.


                                    The person under me likes to read the comic strip in the newspaper.
                                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #1090
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                        The person under me likes to read the comic strip in the newspaper.
                                        False! The only comics I read are Godly Chick Tracts like THIS ONE, which all witch scum should be forced to memorize in order to escape satan's clutches.


                                        The person under me is angry with his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy for serving him cold toast this morning.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #1091
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False. I don't have a 14 year old Indonesian houseboy. God hasn't blessed me as much as He has you, but I'm sure extra tithing will soon make me wealthy!

                                            The person under me despises Joel Osteen

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #1092
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                                The person under me despises Joel Osteen
                                                True. He cheats at golf AND poker.

                                                The person under me has spent several thousand dollars on supplies for the upcoming witch hunting season.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • JennyD
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Sweet Placid Sister
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 9567
                                                    #1093
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    True. He cheats at golf AND poker.

                                                    The person under me has spent several thousand dollars on supplies for the upcoming witch hunting season.
                                                    True, but all my supplies were lost in the fire at the Monthly Visitor.

                                                    The person under me falsely accused me of lying about my business's income and tried to extort ever-larger tithes from me in exchange for "fire protection services" only two days before the Monthly Visitor was torched.
                                                    www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                                                    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                                    Christian Ladies:
                                                    Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                                                      • Isabella Abbey
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Aug 2009
                                                        • 166
                                                        #1094
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        The person under me has spent several thousand dollars on supplies for the upcoming witch hunting season.

                                                        Well, false, as I'm not much of a hunter , but I AM still hoping that you'll tell me more about this event, such as when and where opening day is. And about how past, um, hunts went.

                                                        The person below me LOVES phone trees at cell phone companies, insurance companies, the IRS, and billing departments.

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                                                          • Isabella Abbey
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 166
                                                            #1095
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                                            The person under me falsely accused me of lying about my business's income and tried to extort ever-larger tithes from me in exchange for "fire protection services" only two days before the Monthly Visitor was torched.
                                                            False! Ah, Sister, come over for pumpkin pie and cocoa with peppermint schnapps. We'll talk all about it.

                                                            The person below me LOVES phone trees at cell phone companies, insurance companies, the IRS, and billing departments.

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