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  • #1831
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    False. Why would anyone want to run around going "Ahoy there you land lubbers"

    True or False. The person below me thinks pasta is only good for eating and not for worshipping.
    True. Why would you want to worship food

    The person below has eaten some bad pasta and thought of Jo Freddie.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #1832
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      The person below has eaten some bad pasta and thought of Jo Freddie.
      False. Never in a million years. Agreed I have had some VERY bad pasta but Mr Freddie was the last thing on my mind.

      NEXT: The person below me thinks I should at some point consummate my marriage with Miss Charli even tho I do not want more children.

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      • #1833
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
        False. Never in a million years. Agreed I have had some VERY bad pasta but Mr Freddie was the last thing on my mind.

        NEXT: The person below me thinks I should at some point consummate my marriage with Miss Charli even tho I do not want more children.
        Mmmm not so clear, personally I think you should do whatever you BOTH want to do. On the other hand you "church" seems to think that sex should only be performed to produce children, so if you are going to stay true to your "church" and therefore yourself you should abstain from sex totally as you do not want to produce any children.

        The person below me knows that sex is a gift from Our Lord and to abstain from it is to spit in his face.
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        • #1834
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          The person below me knows that sex is a gift from Our Lord and to abstain from it is to spit in his face.
          FALSE. Sexual activity is something God gave us to produce little soldiers for Him. I already have three boys from only 26 attempts over almost 12 years. Not bad odds when you look at it.

          True or False: The person below me thinks that Sunday is the day of rest and they can stay in bed and do nothing all day.

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          • #1835
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
            FALSE. Sexual activity is something God gave us to produce little soldiers for Him. I already have three boys from only 26 attempts over almost 12 years. Not bad odds when you look at it.

            True or False: The person below me thinks that Sunday is the day of rest and they can stay in bed and do nothing all day.
            FALSE: Sunday is the day we can rest by praising Jesus for loving us!

            True or False: The person under me has evidence in the form of direct personal experience that will irrefutably prove Lady Gaga is a man. However they are to embarrassed to go public with the two hour video.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #1836
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              True or False: The person under me has evidence in the form of direct personal experience that will irrefutably prove Lady Gaga is a man. However they are to embarrassed to go public with the two hour video.
              Sadly I am gonna have to reply FALSE as I have only seen 32 minutes of the 2 hour tape and nothing was revealed conclusively in that time.

              T or F? The person under me believes wholeheartedly that sexual activity between a man and a lawful (before God) wife is for procreation not recreation.

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              • #1837
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                Sadly I am gonna have to reply FALSE as I have only seen 32 minutes of the 2 hour tape and nothing was revealed conclusively in that time.

                T or F? The person under me believes wholeheartedly that sexual activity between a man and a lawful (before God) wife is for procreation not recreation.
                I'm not sure what "recreation" means, but my guess is that the answer is TRUE.

                The person under me knows that the holocaust was committed by Jews against other Jews as an excuse to create Israel.

                (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                • #1838
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                  I'm not sure what "recreation" means, but my guess is that the answer is TRUE.

                  The person under me knows that the holocaust was committed by Jews against other Jews as an excuse to create Israel.

                  (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                  True, in cooperation with Christians eager to fulfill Biblical prophecy and bring about the end of the world, the return of Jesus, and the slaughter of 1/3 of humanity.

                  The person under me likes being under a man of God. In this thread, that is.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #1839
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    The person under me likes being under a man of God. In this thread, that is.
                    False. I ain't catholic, already.

                    The person under me is thankful the rodents neighbour's kids are back to school today. Finally some peace and quiet in the mornings.

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                    • #1840
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      False. I ain't catholic, already.

                      The person under me is thankful the rodents neighbour's kids are back to school today. Finally some peace and quiet in the mornings.
                      TRUE! On the other hand, now I have to go back to buying dog food.

                      The person under me knows that "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" is really just one more attempt to dumb down Americans so they can be more readily swayed by the ruling Democratic elite.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #1841
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        TRUE! On the other hand, now I have to go back to buying dog food.

                        The person under me knows that "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" is really just one more attempt to dumb down Americans so they can be more readily swayed by the ruling Democratic elite.
                        TRUE: It's a ploy for environmentalist activists to promote the Global Warming myth so they can deport Americans.

                        The person under me would like to note after three years Obama hasn't been able to produce a Baptism certificate.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • #1842
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          TRUE: It's a ploy for environmentalist activists to promote the Global Warming myth so they can deport Americans.

                          The person under me would like to note after three years Obama hasn't been able to produce a Baptism certificate.
                          True! Nor has he even proven that he's circumcised!

                          How do we know he's not a pagan?

                          The person under me is horrified that Dove World Outreach Center is going to burn a pile of Korans on Saturday, 9/11/10.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #1843
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            The person under me is horrified that Dove World Outreach Center is going to burn a pile of Korans on Saturday, 9/11/10.
                            False. I'm horrified that they're going to give in to liberal pressure and NOT burn a pile of Korans on 9/11.



                            The person under me worries that once gay marriage is forced upon us all, that our liberal overlords will force me them to marry a a big sweaty muscular buck nigra!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #1844
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              The person under me worries that once gay marriage is forced upon us all, that our liberal overlords will force me them to marry a a big sweaty muscular buck nigra!
                              True, these communists will stop at nothing to destroy us all.

                              The person below me agrees that Obama's plan to veto tax cuts for those who need them the most, those who actually have money, will ensure a Republican landslide victory in the next elections.
                              How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

                              THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
                              Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

                              ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

                              "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
                              and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
                              from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

                              1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
                              2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
                              3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
                              rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
                              4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
                              your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
                              		What to Pray:

                              Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
                              I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
                              please you through my own efforts. I know that I
                              deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
                              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

                              Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
                              on myself but only on you and I receive you as
                              Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
                              Lord Jesus, please save me!
                              		Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
                              Now you need to:

                              1. Study your KJV Bible every day
                              to get to know Christ better.
                              2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
                              3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
                              and serve with other Christians
                              in a church where Christ is preached,
                              and the Bible is the final authority.
                              4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
                              until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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                              • #1845
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. View Post
                                True, these communists will stop at nothing to destroy us all.

                                The person below me agrees that Obama's plan to veto tax cuts for those who need them the most, those who actually have money, will ensure a Republican landslide victory in the next elections.
                                TRUE John Boehner will be the next president of this country come this January.

                                The person under me feels that unions were needed when employees had to work long hours and bosses were getting paid 50 or 60 times their employees. Now things are different.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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