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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1231
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post

    The next person loves Australia.
    False. I found it a Godless cesspool of knuckle-dragging abos, bloated white criminals, and the worst beer in the world.

    I love America, because it's God's favorite country.


    The person under me is on the verge of being banned because they are boring us to death and refusing Christ's loving offer of eternal Salvation(r).

    Actually that would include the person above me too...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Sungstra
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2009
        • 76
        #1232
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        False. I found it a Godless cesspool of knuckle-dragging abos, bloated white criminals, and the worst beer in the world.

        I love America, because it's God's favorite country.


        The person under me is on the verge of being banned because they are boring us to death and refusing Christ's loving offer of eternal Salvation®.

        Actually that would include the person above me too...
        False.

        The next person is a narcissist who drowns his hair in peroxide.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #1233
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
            False.
            Actually, true.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Princess Zalgo
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Oct 2009
                • 1
                #1234
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Actually, true.
                that comment is a jewel

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #1235
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by King Zalgo View Post
                    that comment is a jewel
                    Flase. It is a fact.


                    The person under me supports stem cell research (aka baby murder).
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #1236
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False.

                        The person under me thinks people who believe in evolution should be put in jail.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #1237
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            The person under me thinks people who believe in evolution should be put in jail.
                            False. I think they should be killed, in accordance with God's Holy Word!

                            Deuteronomy 13:6-10
                            If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

                            2 Chronicles 15:13
                            Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

                            The person under me is putting his Christmas gift list together.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Miss Maisie
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 1189
                                #1238
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Why, ain't that the truth. Best to get it done now as my family is quite large.

                                The person under me knows dinosaur bones done been planted by Satan himself!
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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1239
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    True

                                    The person under me has protested a local high school English department for every single book they tried to teach in one year.

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                                      • Miss Maisie
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 1189
                                        #1240
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Sadly false, but I was homeschooled by my Momma. But I hear about some of the filth they done teach in those secular schools!

                                        The person under me has tried to ban satanic rock music.
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                                          • satan's False Word
                                            Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 54
                                            #1241
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                                            Sadly false, but I was homeschooled by my Momma. But I hear about some of the filth they done teach in those secular schools!

                                            The person under me has tried to ban satanic rock music.
                                            False. I have better things to occupy myself with than try and do the impossible. Plus, I like the thought of more space in heaven for Christians, so rock on!!!

                                            The person under me is planning an over-seas trip in the near future.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #1242
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                                                The person under me is planning an over-seas trip in the near future.
                                                True. I have a Missionary Trip scheduled for Singapore next Monday. Not that the chinks really get it, but I do what I can.


                                                The person under me is afraid of spiders.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • satan's False Word
                                                    Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 54
                                                    #1243
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    True. I have a Missionary Trip scheduled for Singapore next Monday. Not that the chinks really get it, but I do what I can.


                                                    The person under me is afraid of spiders.
                                                    False. I am too used to them to be scared of them!

                                                    The person under me secretely loves the Star Wars saga's.

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                                                      • Nobar King
                                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                        Christ's Guardian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                        • 23748
                                                        #1244
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                                                        False. I am too used to them to be scared of them!

                                                        The person under me secretely loves the Star Wars saga's.
                                                        Sagas is plural, not possessive. Can you manage to write one sentence with out messing it up?
                                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #1245
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                                                            False. I am too used to them to be scared of them!

                                                            The person under me secretely loves the Star Wars saga's.
                                                            I am torn about the Star War movies. Darth Vader utterly confuses me; he seems like a proper Christian out doing God's work like a Biblical Prophet but they dress him all in black like he is some kind of bad guy.

                                                            The person below is concerned that if the Democrats pass a health care reform bill they might lose control of Congress.

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