The person under me is upside down (financially/mortgage).
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Never seen it, don't know much about it, but I did protest it for being Anti-Christian.
The person under me has a hobby of writing angry letters to the newspaper.
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Never seen it, don't know much about it, but I did protest it for being Anti-Christian.
The person under me has a hobby of writing angry letters to the newspaper.
TRUE, I even confront the editors directly.
The person below me is Christian enough to refuse government socialist nanny state hand outs if their house is flooded.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
I, um, never bothered to smell the end of my q-tip...
The person under me is wondering if we're running out of question ideas...
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The person under me has no knowledge of the disappearance of the reporter for the Iowa State Register Jenifer Huisentrue. They are shocked this occurred while she was researching a story on allegations of Pastoral abuse here in Freehold and have no knowledge how her white Nissan Stanza ended up abandoned on Revelations Way.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
The person under me has no knowledge of the disappearance of the reporter for the Iowa State Register Jenifer Huisentrue. They are shocked this occurred while she was researching a story on allegations of Pastoral abuse here in Freehold and have no knowledge how her white Nissan Stanza ended up abandoned on Revelations Way.
Absolutely, 100% positively TRUE! And thank you for bringing this up and allowing me to establish my complete and utter lack of knowledge on the disappearance of this slutty reporter, nor the blood-curdling screams allegedly heard from my basement over the subsequent 3 days and nights, Amen!
By the way Brother BJ; You can send some of your boys in security around to pick up that wood chipper. I think my gardeners have it cleaned up by now.
The person under me has been rebuked for giggling during last Sunday's Sermon on "Why Jesus Hates Nosy Feminazi Reporters."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Absolutely, 100% positively TRUE! And thank you for bringing this up and allowing me to establish my complete and utter lack of knowledge on the disappearance of this slutty reporter, nor the blood-curdling screams allegedly heard from my basement over the subsequent 3 days and nights, Amen!
By the way Brother BJ; You can send some of your boys in security around to pick up that wood chipper. I think my gardeners have it cleaned up by now.
The person under me has been rebuked for giggling during last Sunday's Sermon on "Why Jesus Hates Nosy Feminazi Reporters."
False. I listened so intently, I broke a tooth from gritting them.
The person below me is organizing the 100,000 Bible giveaway in Georgia.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
False. I listened so intently, I broke a tooth from gritting them.
The person below me is organizing the 100,000 Bible giveaway in Georgia.
False, but I am organizing the 1,000 Bus Ticket giveaway to get UnSaved to move from Godly South Carolina to make room for the Christian Exodus.
In order to accelerate the return to self-government based upon Biblical principles, Christian Exodus recommends planned resettlement to areas more amiable towards the practices of independent Christian living. With fellow believers of like mind nearby, support structures can be provided to encourage cooperation and community living.
South Carolina ( 1 Article )
The primary recommended area of resettlement is the State of South Carolina, especially the Upcountry outside of Greenville. Christian Exodus members who have moved to the area appreciate the culture, climate, and lower cost of living.
Idaho ( 1 Article )
Idaho has earned a reputation as a place where one can still breathe free, and relatively inexpensively, in a beautiful natural environment. Idaho is perhaps the most home-school friendly place in America. No government notification is required, nor any reporting of curriculum, nor progress in schooling.
Latin America ( 1 Article ) Anticipating severe economic hardships and a loss of civil liberties in the United States, some Christian Exodus members are considering moving to Latin America. One country being investigated is Panama. It has a very pleasant climate, abundant natural beauty, economic opportunity, personal privacy, low taxation, rich food sources, and many other advantages.
Of course, Idaho's lack of any proof that homeschooled children progress in schooling is ideal for those who wish to farm, or operate any sort of home business which requires nimble little fingers or strong, young backs but is not dependent upon reading, writing, arithmetic.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
The person below me is organizing the 100,000 Bible giveaway in Georgia.
False. Although I may buy some of those Bibles for kindling. The Canadian winter gets very cold, one needs to be able to start a fire at a moment's notice. Sad to think it'll probably be snowing in a few weeks.
The person below me would say that her/his favourite season is Autumn.
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False. Although I may buy some of those Bibles for kindling. The Canadian winter gets very cold, one needs to be able to start a fire at a moment's notice. Sad to think it'll probably be snowing in a few weeks.
The person below me would say that her/his favourite season is Autumn.
Hmmph. I'd rather you freeze to death, Alllie.
False. While I do enjoy the start of football season and cooler weather, every televangelist knows the big donations and love offerings come during Christmas time.
The person below me thinks anyone driving slower than him is an Idiot, while anyone driving faster is a Maniac.
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