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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #1066
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Yep

    The person under me spends hours and hours on MSN

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #1067
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      Yep

      The person under me spends hours and hours on MSN
      False, I don't use the drugs!

      The person under me is upside down (financially/mortgage).
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #1068
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        False, I don't use the drugs!

        The person under me is upside down (financially/mortgage).
        In terms of finances, I'm upside down, backwards, and inside out!

        The person under me enjoys the movie Legend.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #1069
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          In terms of finances, I'm upside down, backwards, and inside out!

          The person under me enjoys the movie Legend.
          Never seen it, don't know much about it, but I did protest it for being Anti-Christian.

          The person under me has a hobby of writing angry letters to the newspaper.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #1070
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Never seen it, don't know much about it, but I did protest it for being Anti-Christian.

            The person under me has a hobby of writing angry letters to the newspaper.
            TRUE, I even confront the editors directly.

            The person below me is Christian enough to refuse government socialist nanny state hand outs if their house is flooded.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #1071
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              True <blub>.

              The person under me thinks his/her earwax smells nice.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #1072
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                I, um, never bothered to smell the end of my q-tip...

                The person under me is wondering if we're running out of question ideas...

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #1073
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  I, um, never bothered to smell the end of my q-tip...

                  The person under me is wondering if we're running out of question ideas...
                  FALSE

                  The person under me has no knowledge of the disappearance of the reporter for the Iowa State Register Jenifer Huisentrue. They are shocked this occurred while she was researching a story on allegations of Pastoral abuse here in Freehold and have no knowledge how her white Nissan Stanza ended up abandoned on Revelations Way.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #1074
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                    The person under me has no knowledge of the disappearance of the reporter for the Iowa State Register Jenifer Huisentrue. They are shocked this occurred while she was researching a story on allegations of Pastoral abuse here in Freehold and have no knowledge how her white Nissan Stanza ended up abandoned on Revelations Way.
                    Absolutely, 100% positively TRUE! And thank you for bringing this up and allowing me to establish my complete and utter lack of knowledge on the disappearance of this slutty reporter, nor the blood-curdling screams allegedly heard from my basement over the subsequent 3 days and nights, Amen!

                    By the way Brother BJ; You can send some of your boys in security around to pick up that wood chipper. I think my gardeners have it cleaned up by now.


                    The person under me has been rebuked for giggling during last Sunday's Sermon on "Why Jesus Hates Nosy Feminazi Reporters."
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #1075
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Absolutely, 100% positively TRUE! And thank you for bringing this up and allowing me to establish my complete and utter lack of knowledge on the disappearance of this slutty reporter, nor the blood-curdling screams allegedly heard from my basement over the subsequent 3 days and nights, Amen!

                      By the way Brother BJ; You can send some of your boys in security around to pick up that wood chipper. I think my gardeners have it cleaned up by now.


                      The person under me has been rebuked for giggling during last Sunday's Sermon on "Why Jesus Hates Nosy Feminazi Reporters."
                      False. I listened so intently, I broke a tooth from gritting them.

                      The person below me is organizing the 100,000 Bible giveaway in Georgia.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #1076
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        False. I listened so intently, I broke a tooth from gritting them.

                        The person below me is organizing the 100,000 Bible giveaway in Georgia.
                        False, but I am organizing the 1,000 Bus Ticket giveaway to get UnSaved to move from Godly South Carolina to make room for the Christian Exodus.

                        In order to accelerate the return to self-government based upon Biblical principles, Christian Exodus recommends planned resettlement to areas more amiable towards the practices of independent Christian living. With fellow believers of like mind nearby, support structures can be provided to encourage cooperation and community living.
                        • South Carolina ( 1 Article )
                          The primary recommended area of resettlement is the State of South Carolina, especially the Upcountry outside of Greenville. Christian Exodus members who have moved to the area appreciate the culture, climate, and lower cost of living.
                        • Idaho ( 1 Article )
                          Idaho has earned a reputation as a place where one can still breathe free, and relatively inexpensively, in a beautiful natural environment. Idaho is perhaps the most home-school friendly place in America. No government notification is required, nor any reporting of curriculum, nor progress in schooling.
                        • Latin America ( 1 Article )
                          Anticipating severe economic hardships and a loss of civil liberties in the United States, some Christian Exodus members are considering moving to Latin America. One country being investigated is Panama. It has a very pleasant climate, abundant natural beauty, economic opportunity, personal privacy, low taxation, rich food sources, and many other advantages.
                        Of course, Idaho's lack of any proof that homeschooled children progress in schooling is ideal for those who wish to farm, or operate any sort of home business which requires nimble little fingers or strong, young backs but is not dependent upon reading, writing, arithmetic.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #1077
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Umm... So, because the good Reverend Rodimer forgot to add a "the person below me" line, I'm just gonna work with the last one given, which was:
                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          The person below me is organizing the 100,000 Bible giveaway in Georgia.
                          False. Although I may buy some of those Bibles for kindling. The Canadian winter gets very cold, one needs to be able to start a fire at a moment's notice. Sad to think it'll probably be snowing in a few weeks.

                          The person below me would say that her/his favourite season is Autumn.
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #1078
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                            False. Although I may buy some of those Bibles for kindling. The Canadian winter gets very cold, one needs to be able to start a fire at a moment's notice. Sad to think it'll probably be snowing in a few weeks.

                            The person below me would say that her/his favourite season is Autumn.
                            Hmmph. I'd rather you freeze to death, Alllie.

                            False. While I do enjoy the start of football season and cooler weather, every televangelist knows the big donations and love offerings come during Christmas time.

                            The person below me thinks anyone driving slower than him is an Idiot, while anyone driving faster is a Maniac.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • Larry Lee
                              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4464

                              #1079
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              The person below me thinks anyone driving slower than him is an Idiot, while anyone driving faster is a Maniac.
                              This is common knowledge.

                              True Christians(tm) know the value of having good, clean American fun
                              sigpic

                              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #1080
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                This is common knowledge.

                                True Christians™ know the value of having good, clean American fun
                                True! And so do Honorary True Christians(tm)!

                                The person under me worships Cthulhu.
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