[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is stockpiling medication and surgical supplies in preparation of Obamacare.

False. We have the personal home, cell, and pager numbers of Pastor Benny Hinn. Health care? No thanks, we have health prayer!

The person below me has an issue with the Irish.

[Jenni111]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. We have the personal home, cell, and pager numbers of Pastor Benny Hinn. Health care? No thanks, we have health prayer!

The person below me has an issue with the Irish.

Personally? False.


The person below me supports the legalization of marijuana

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Personally? False.


The person below me supports the legalization of marijuana

FALSE! The Mexican army was tooked to the gills on marijuana when they attacked the Texans in the Alamo. Weed turns men into blood thirsty monsters who will kill purely for the sake of killing.

The person under me supports Biblical racial harmony.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE! The Mexican army was tooked to the gills on marijuana when they attacked the Texans in the Alamo. Weed turns men into blood thirsty monsters who will kill purely for the sake of killing.

The person under me supports Biblical racial harmony.

Very true. Like all Christians here, I abhor racism.

The person below me put the "Low self esteem workshop. Satuday 1:00 PM. Please use the back door" sign in front of the church last week.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Very true. Like all Christians here, I abhor racism.

The person below me put the "Low self esteem workshop. Satuday 1:00 PM. Please use the back door" sign in front of the church last week.

Well, honestly, are those the sort of people you want to see walking through the front door of Landover Victory Tabernacle? No.

The person under me chants their affirmations every morning before getting on the bus for work.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me chants their affirmations every morning before getting on the bus for work.

Chants? Affirmations? Bus??!?!!? Work?!?
If there's a bus in Freehold outside of the church's fleet, I haven't seen one! So that's false.

The person under me knows where Carl Sagan is spending eternity.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Chants? Affirmations? Bus??!?!!? Work?!?
If there's a bus in Freehold outside of the church's fleet, I haven't seen one! So that's false.

The person under me knows where Carl Sagan is spending eternity.

True!

With Billions and Billions of other condemned souls engulfed in an unending blaze that would look one of those supposed "flaming gas-balls in the sky" look like a hand-warmer!

The person under me loves Carly Simon, in more ways than one.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, but I do think this thread is about me.

The person under me loves Paul Simon in more ways than one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me loves Paul Simon in more ways than one.

False. I've never met anyone by that name, and since I'm about as not gay as Brother Bobby Joe, I would certainly never "love" another man in "that" way.


The person under me has a huge collection of Libarace records that he would like to sell.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has a huge collection of Libarace records that he would like to sell.

False. But if this Libraryace person is gifted hymn musician, I would be interested in buying.

The person below me is angry at liberals for the damage they do to honest, innocent tobacco farmers.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. But if this Libraryace person is gifted hymn musician, I would be interested in buying.

The person below me is angry at liberals for the damage they do to honest, innocent tobacco farmers.

TRUE: What ever happened to respecting hard working Americans. They have been persecuting Southern Farmers since 1861 in this country.

The person under me is trying to figure out what the heck Phillip Garrido had in the tracts he was handing out that would be deemed suspicious by the police of Berkly California of places (they even have cops their?)

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE: What ever happened to respecting hard working Americans. They have been persecuting Southern Farmers since 1861 in this country.

The person under me is trying to figure out what the heck Phillip Garrido had in the tracts he was handing out that would be deemed suspicious by the police of Berkly California of places (they even have cops their?)

I guess you weren't one of the unfortunates who licked one of those tracts.

The person under me remembers Yummy Fur.

[Jenni111]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I guess you weren't one of the unfortunates who licked one of those tracts.

The person under me remembers Yummy Fur.

False, no idea what who that is


The person below me is bored

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, no idea what who that is


The person below me is bored

False! A good Christian woman should never be bored. There is always ironing, cooking, cleaning, Bible reading, and a number of chores to keep one busy.
The person under me has eaten a Human after a snowy plane crash.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! A good Christian woman should never be bored. There is always ironing, cooking, cleaning, Bible reading, and a number of chores to keep one busy.
The person under me has eaten a Human after a snowy plane crash.

True. Those were the most trying three hours of my life waiting for rescue.

The person below me loves Grape Nuts.