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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1111
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post

    The person under me wants a lesson in the differences between American and Australian English.
    False. There is no such thing a "Australian English." That's like saying Mexicans speak Italian.


    The person under me has no door on his bathroom at home.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #1112
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Um, sort of true and false here. We have no bathroom in the house, we use an outhouse. It has a door though...

        The person under me thinks my family should have invested in indoor plumbing before internet connection...

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622
            #1113
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Um, sort of true and false here. We have no bathroom in the house, we use an outhouse. It has a door though...

            The person under me thinks my family should have invested in indoor plumbing before internet connection...
            False. What is important, Brother Basher, is the internet enables you to help unsaved scum find Christ. Your extensive knowledge of the Bible is truly an asset, and the first line of defense against the scourge of atheists and wiccans that come here to defecate on Landover's good name!

            The person under me is already cleaning their guns in time for Helloween this year.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • Sungstra
                Unsaved trash
                • Sep 2009
                • 76
                #1114
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False, I don't own a gun. We have restricted gun laws down in Australia.

                The next person is going to go on a 40 minute jog in 3 hours time.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #1115
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False. It's much too late for that if you live in a decent part of the world.

                    The person under me is sleep-deprived.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #1116
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        False. It's much too late for that if you live in a decent part of the world.

                        The person under me is sleep-deprived.
                        False. I'm awake!

                        The person under me hates when they call for "business casual", as it means without jackets for men, but women get to wear low or high cut shirts comfortable cotton shirts and stretchy pants or stretchy skirts with sandals, a.k.a. sweat pants, a tshirt and sandals.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Sungstra
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 76
                            #1117
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. I like wearing business suits.

                            The next person has issues with the concept: "forgive and forget"

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1118
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                It depends on whether the person is a believer.

                                The person under me keeps their money under their bed instead of in a bank where the government will eventually steal it.

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                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 8622
                                    #1119
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                                    False. I like wearing business suits.

                                    The next person has issues with the concept: "forgive and forget"
                                    True. I fail to recall the words "forgive and forget" in my King James Bible!

                                    The person under me thinks the Red Cross is a terrorist organization for helping enemy combatants.

                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                      • Sungstra
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 76
                                        #1120
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        False.

                                        The person under me likes the colour Red.

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                                          • Larry Lee
                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 4464
                                            #1121
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                                            False.

                                            The person under me likes the colour Red.
                                            FALSE! What I like is color, without the lurid inclusion of American-hatric spelling mistakes.

                                            The person under me does not believe it's time for Mrs. Thatcher's famous quote, "A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us", to be tested over British airspace.
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                                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                              • Sungstra
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 76
                                                #1122
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                False, I like that quote and believe it is somewhat true.

                                                The person under me lives in a Republican state of the United States of America.

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                                                  • Isabella Abbey
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 166
                                                    #1123
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                                                    The person under me lives in a Republican state of the United States of America.
                                                    False. Democrat governor, legislature and congressional representatives. Blue as a cerulean sky.


                                                    The person below me cried like a baby after reading Marley and Me.


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                                                      • Sungstra
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Sep 2009
                                                        • 76
                                                        #1124
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Kind of True- I cried while watching the movie!

                                                        The person below me likes Honey Dumplings!

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                                                          • Johnnyboy
                                                            True Christian™ fisherman
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 801
                                                            #1125
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                                                            Kind of True- I cried while watching the movie!

                                                            The person below me likes Honey Dumplings!

                                                            False. Sounds like something a homer would eat. Now chicken n dumplins

                                                            The person below me thinks The Wizard of Oz is one of the most satanic movies ever made.

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