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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1861
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

    Thee scallywag below me be enjoying "Talk Like A Pirate Weekend"
    False, and not only that, I will BAN ANYONE TALKING LIKE A PIRATE for LIFE.


    The person under me is excited about the upcoming witch hunting season, even though he knows that I am going to win the top prize again this year.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #1862
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      False, and not only that, I will BAN ANYONE TALKING LIKE A PIRATE for LIFE.


      The person under me is excited about the upcoming witch hunting season, even though he knows that I am going to win the top prize again this year.
      True I am so darn excited. I still wonder how you manage to do it.



      The person below me gives one half of their witch kill to a certain Pastor
      ( I am watching you this year)

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #1863
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        The person below me gives one half of their witch kill to a certain Pastor
        ( I am watching you this year)
        False I will nay be killin' any witches

        The swabbie below me gets strange urges when watchin' Christine O`Donnell`s diatribe.
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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #1864
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          True I am so darn excited. I still wonder how you manage to do it.



          The person below me gives one half of their witch kill to a certain Pastor
          ( I am watching you this year)
          False. I have recently acquired a .50 cal sniper rifle, and armor piercing rounds for this years hunt.

          Any witch I bag is mine this year.

          The person below me is a slacker unless they get their witch hunting license and do their Christian duty.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #1865
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            False I will nay be killin' any witches

            The swabbie below me gets strange urges when watchin' Christine O`Donnell`s diatribe.
            False. She forbids masturbation.

            The person below me needs to remove their hand from their pants, drop to their knees, and pray for their immortal soul.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #1866
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              False. She forbids masturbation.

              The person below me needs to remove their hand from their pants, drop to their knees, and pray for their immortal soul.
              False! My hands -- both of them -- are on my keyboard or my KJV whenever I am on the computer!

              The person below me is a closet perfurt, and wonders if PETA is going to team up with Landover to attack Furries from the left AND the right!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #1867
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                The person below me is a closet perfurt, and wonders if PETA is going to team up with Landover to attack Furries from the left AND the right!
                Yarrrr, that be a falsehood an' ye be a rogue for imputin' I be one o' them Pastafurryan heretics.

                The scallawag below me be wondering why Pasta Zeke be infractin' us for temporary speech impediments, which be sure to be rectifyin' themselves soonlike. Yarrrr.

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                • John Scopes
                  Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 666

                  #1868
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Yarrrr, that be a falsehood an' ye be a rogue for imputin' I be one o' them Pastafurryan heretics.

                  The scallawag below me be wondering why Pasta Zeke be infractin' us for temporary speech impediments, which be sure to be rectifyin' themselves soonlike. Yarrrr.
                  As always this place is a never ending source of fascination. Speaking like outlaw sailors in the 18th century, and the apparent preoccupation with wheat based products is yet another startling regressive behavioral facet.

                  Truly unfortunate Mr. Darwin cannot be here to observe this.

                  I am sure the person below me will have some sort of profound revelation that we can all learn from.
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                  “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                  • David Micheal
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 207

                    #1869
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                    As always this place is a never ending source of fascination. Speaking like outlaw sailors in the 18th century, and the apparent preoccupation with wheat based products is yet another startling regressive behavioral facet.

                    Truly unfortunate Mr. Darwin cannot be here to observe this.

                    I am sure the person below me will have some sort of profound revelation that we can all learn from.
                    Other than the divine revelation of you going to hell and being tortured and anally abused by Satan and his demons I'm pretty sure the answer is false.

                    The person below me has finished reading their KJV Bible and has been praying a lot recently.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #1870
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by David Micheal View Post
                      The person below me has finished reading their KJV Bible and has been praying a lot recently.
                      True I finished for today, as every day, every week. I just cant put a good book down.


                      The person below me thinks Muslims are cool because they get to stone sinners.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #1871
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        True I finished for today, as every day, every week. I just cant put a good book down.


                        The person below me thinks Muslims are cool because they get to stone sinners.
                        FALSE! They are going to Hell for worshiping a moon god, nothing cool about that!

                        The person below me is offended that Muslims get to have sharia courts based on their cult's law, yet in this Christian nation we ignore 1 Corinthians 6:1-8 and still let the unbelievers decide issues instead of the True Christians(tm).
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • David Micheal
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 207

                          #1872
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          True I finished for today, as every day, every week. I just cant put a good book down.


                          The person below me thinks Muslims are cool because they get to stone sinners.
                          False, there is nothing 'cool' or decent about terrorists.

                          The person below me is some random unsaved heathen that came to troll our forum

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                          • proteastantguy
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 488

                            #1873
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by David Micheal View Post
                            False, there is nothing 'cool' or decent about terrorists.

                            The person below me is some random unsaved heathen that came to troll our forum
                            False, yes I'm unsaved, but I do not wish to troll.

                            The person below me wants to burn a terrorist.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #1874
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                              False, yes I'm unsaved, but I do not wish to troll.

                              The person below me wants to burn a terrorist.
                              FALSE! Threatening to do bodily harm to a sitting President is a felony.

                              The person below me is STILL upset that Muslims get to have sharia courts based on their bizarre cult's "law", yet in this Christian nation we ignore 1 Corinthians 6:1-8 and still let the unbelievers decide issues instead of the True Christians™.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070

                                #1875
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                FALSE! Threatening to do bodily harm to a sitting President is a felony.

                                The person below me is STILL upset that Muslims get to have sharia courts based on their bizarre cult's "law", yet in this Christian nation we ignore 1 Corinthians 6:1-8 and still let the unbelievers decide issues instead of the True Christians™.
                                False. The Lord told you to reject such cults.

                                The person below me thinks this question should not asked again.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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