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  • #961
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post

    The person below me secretly loves dailykos.
    False. I have never even read a Russian newspaper!


    The person under me is planning on giving a Christian spanking right in the middle of this Sunday's sermon.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #962
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      False. I have never even read a Russian newspaper!


      The person under me is planning on giving a Christian spanking right in the middle of this Sunday's sermon.
      True. With a bouquet of thyme and lavender.

      The person below me wears a kilt and deliberately engineers wardrobe malfunctions.

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      • #963
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
        True. With a bouquet of thyme and lavender.

        The person below me wears a kilt and deliberately engineers wardrobe malfunctions.

        While I do were robes that have a obvious NOT gay skirt I do not go "regimental" in public. You can ask Pastor Zeke since he does third leg inspections for that. FALSE

        The person below me as posted a "told you sinners so" to a local community Los Angels message board now their sinful city is about to go up in flames.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • #964
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          While I do were robes that have a obvious NOT gay skirt I do not go "regimental" in public. You can ask Pastor Zeke since he does third leg inspections for that. FALSE

          The person below me as posted a "told you sinners so" to a local community Los Angels message board now their sinful city is about to go up in flames.
          False: I'm not you?

          The person below me is responsible for this.

          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #965
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            False: I'm not you?

            The person below me is responsible for this.
            False, I've never even heard of that ministry.

            The person below me is the horrid troll who emailed me this picture with the caption, "Greetings from the Monthly Visitor".

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            • #966
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              False, sister, how can you accuse me of such a heinous deed?

              The person under me has gotten their feelings hurt by baseless accusations.

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              • #967
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                False, sister, how can you accuse me of such a heinous deed?

                The person under me has gotten their feelings hurt by baseless accusations.

                True. So true.


                The person below me has not only seen This is Spinal Tap, but liked it.

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                • #968
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                  True. So true.


                  The person below me has not only seen This is Spinal Tap, but liked it.
                  False!

                  I saw it, thinking I was going to watch a documentary on surgery, and found all manner of perversion and depravity instead!

                  The person below me thinks Obama's new "Green Czar" Van Jones is an anti-American bigot.

                  After earning his BA degree, Jones abandoned his plan to become a journalist and instead enrolled at Yale Law School, where, as an angry black separatist, he first arrived wearing combat boots and carrying a Black Panther bookbag.
                  Recalling his brief incarceration, Jones says: “I met all these young radical people of color. I mean really radical: communists and anarchists. And it was, like, ‘This is what I need to be a part of.’ I spent the next ten years of my life working with a lot of those people I met in jail, trying to be a revolutionary.”
                  He became a leading member of Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement (STORM), a Bay-Area Marxist-Maoist collective that was staffed by members of various local nonprofits, a number of whom had ties to the Ella Baker Center.
                  What about our immigrant sisters and brothers? What about people who’ve come here from all around the world, who we’re willing to have out in the fields with poison being sprayed on them, poison being sprayed on them because we have the wrong agricultural system. And we’re willing to poison them and poison the earth to put food on our table, but we don’t want to give them rights, and we don’t want to give them dignity, and we don’t want to give them respect. We need to get down on our knees and thank these Native American communities. But also the Latino community, Asian community, and every other community that’s willing to come here and help us out, ’cause we obviously need some help. We need some wisdom from someplace else. ‘Cause what we’ve come up with here don’t make no sense at all.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #969
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    The person below me thinks Obama's new "Green Czar" Van Jones is an anti-American bigot.
                    False. He's grown up, and is now channeling his energy in a better direction.


                    The person below me believes Captain Portway when he says it's during altruistic, congregation-serving research that he uncovers things like Lexington Steele and his Lex Caliber Black Realistic ... well, you read the rest:

                    Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=337938&postcount=54
                    The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.



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                    • #970
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      False. tl;dr


                      The person under me is very sleepy and will wake up in 2 hours with his face full of keyboard marks

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                      • #971
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Jake Botamus View Post
                        False. tl;dr


                        The person under me is very sleepy and will wake up in 2 hours with his face full of keyboard marks
                        False

                        Handful of keys is more like it (T/F)

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                        • #972
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                          Handful of keys is more like it (T/F)
                          False.

                          The person below me enjoys haggis for dipping and after-church snacking.

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                          • #973
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. The only thing from Scotland I'll put in my mouth is a glass of 18-year-old Scotch.

                            The person under me has got the touch...they have the power...they've got the moves, they know the streets, break the rules, take the heat...they're nobody's fool...they're at the best when the going gets rough...they've been put to the test but it's never enough!

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                            • #974
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              False. The only thing from Scotland I'll put in my mouth is a glass of 18-year-old Scotch.

                              The person under me has got the touch...they have the power...they've got the moves, they know the streets, break the rules, take the heat...they're nobody's fool...they're at the best when the going gets rough...they've been put to the test but it's never enough!
                              True: When all hell's breaking loose, I'll be right in the eye of the storm.

                              The person under me loves reading Free Republic as much as I do!
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #975
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                True: When all hell's breaking loose, I'll be right in the eye of the storm.

                                The person under me loves reading Free Republic as much as I do!
                                True! What a Godly site

                                The person under me hates reading the Arizona Republic as much as I do!
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                                Proverbs 27:17
                                Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                                Romans 1:20
                                For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                                2 Timothy 2:15
                                Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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