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  • Gemira
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 48
    #1261
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Nope, just another person who unfortunately looks like a flamer.

    The person below me has a PI license.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #1262
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Gemira View Post
        The person below me has a PI license.
        If you mean "Penis Inspector" then I'd have to say FALSE, although unofficially I am occasionaly asked to perform such duties, purely in a Pastoral capacity you understand.


        The person under me has seen a ghost (Holy or otherwise).
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Condescending
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2009
            • 33
            #1263
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            If you mean "Penis Inspector" then I'd have to say FALSE, although unofficially I am occasionaly asked to perform such duties, purely in a Pastoral capacity you understand.


            The person under me has seen a ghost (Holy or otherwise).
            I have never seen a ghost per say but I have had a dream of one when I was a mere child. Bad days.

            The person below me is tall with a big nose.
            Christians are sinless.


            Romans 5:14
            Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

            1 John 3:6
            Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

            1 John 3:9
            Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

            1 John 5:18
            We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

            3 John 11
            He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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              • Hank
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 405
                #1264
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False - I'm tall (6'6) but dont have a big nose

                The person under me is a filthy disgusting unsaved piece of trash
                Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                GOD HATES FAGS
                Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                 WHITE AND PROUD

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #1265
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                    The person under me is a filthy disgusting unsaved piece of trash
                    As false as false can be. See my Church Bio HERE.


                    The person under me is looking forward to Columbus Day...for special reasons.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464
                        #1266
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        As false as false can be. See my Church Bio HERE.


                        The person under me is looking forward to Columbus Day...for special reasons.
                        How true. It's the day I thank the Lord I'm not Canadian.

                        The person under me has a little bit of Elvis in them.
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                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748
                            #1267
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                            The person under me has a little bit of Elvis in them.
                            That's just gross. I'm sorry I had to visualize that.

                            Next person sleeps well when he can hear the rain outside.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #1268
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                Next person sleeps well when he can hear the rain outside.
                                True. In fact sometimes I can't sleep unless I have my houseboy play my favorite CD on my home theater system.


                                The person under me loves trout fishing in America.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Larry Lee
                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4464
                                    #1269
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The person under me loves trout fishing in America.
                                    Why, yes I do! (Passing away in a remote cabin and not being found for two weeks, that I can live without... But if you want the big trout, you've got to fish the quiet pools and bait your hook with mayonnaise.)

                                    The person under me made a post at the Conservapedia this morning.
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                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #1270
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        False, I was busy this morning, but I'll do it this afternoon.

                                        Next: the person under me knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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                                          • FoundGirlJNB
                                            Found Sheep
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 351
                                            #1271
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                            False, I was busy this morning, but I'll do it this afternoon.

                                            Next: the person under me knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
                                            False. Not even woodchucks know, cause they can't chuck wood, but if they could chuck wood, only they would know how much wood they could chuck, no-one else. It would be the woodchuck's secret to bare!

                                            The person under me bares a secret they wish they could tell the world! Something we all WANT to know. Something we ask ourselves every day!
                                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #1272
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                False.

                                                . . .

                                                The person under me is worried about how much information other people have...

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                                                  • FoundGirlJNB
                                                    Found Sheep
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 351
                                                    #1273
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    False.

                                                    . . .

                                                    The person under me is worried about how much information other people have...
                                                    False. I don't care how much info people think they have about me!

                                                    The person under me is in a forgiving mood today!
                                                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                      • Meek and Humble
                                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                                        Jr. Pastor
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 6197
                                                        #1274
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        I'm always in a forgiving mood, praise Jesus!

                                                        The person under me believes in the logic of hell.

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                                                          • Hank
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Oct 2009
                                                            • 405
                                                            #1275
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                            The person under me believes in the logic of hell.
                                                            Of course, how can you not? Its in the Bible.

                                                            The person under me has smelly feet
                                                            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                                            GOD HATES FAGS
                                                            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                                            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                                             WHITE AND PROUD

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