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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567
    #1096
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
    False! Ah, Sister, come over for pumpkin pie and cocoa with peppermint schnapps. We'll talk all about it.

    The person below me LOVES phone trees at cell phone companies, insurance companies, the IRS, and billing departments.

    False! Though I do have some affinity for trees.

    The person under me has also faced severe consequences for failure to comply with a certain Pastor's inappropriate demands.
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      • Fisherman Jake
        Forum Member, May have fallen out of his boat
        • Sep 2009
        • 23
        #1097
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        False! Though I do have some affinity for trees.

        The person under me has also faced severe consequences for failure to comply with a certain Pastor's inappropriate demands.
        False. My parents moved out of that town when I was 13, before the situation could get any worse.

        The person under me has gone undercover.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #1098
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Fisherman Jake View Post
            The person under me has gone undercover.
            True. And I know all about you.


            The person under me realizes that fishermen sometimes fall out of their boats, never to be seen again.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Isabella Abbey
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 166
                #1099
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The person under me realizes that fishermen sometimes fall out of their boats, never to be seen again.
                Only too true, and may I take this opportunity to ask if anyone's seen David Not a Jew lately? Surely HE kept up with his tithes, didn't he??


                I cleaned out my closet today. The person below me would like me to send them my lingerie hand-me-downs.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #1100
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Of course not, harlot!

                    The person under me knows what the Bible says about harlots.

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                      • Isabella Abbey
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 166
                        #1101
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        The person under me knows what the Bible says about harlots.

                        True (though I can't seem to find the part where harlots are defined as those having pretty underwear.... ).


                        The person under me doesn't need my lingerie hand-me-downs, because he already has his own private collection.


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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #1102
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False.

                            The person under me knows what the Bible says about men who wear lady clothes.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #1103
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                The person under me knows what the Bible says about men who wear lady clothes.
                                By heart, Praise Jesus!


                                The person under me is a lezbean posing as a heterosexural harlot who specializes in seducing True Christian(tm) men with Morrocan love oils and goat cheese snacks.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Isabella Abbey
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 166
                                    #1104
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The person under me is a lezbean posing as a heterosexural harlot who specializes in seducing True Christian™ men with Morrocan love oils and goat cheese snacks.

                                    Patently false, on all counts; I readily recognize that when it comes to the majority of TC men, I just was not born with what it takes for them to find me attractive.


                                    The person under me had a mullet as a kid.

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                                      • Jenni111
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • Aug 2009
                                        • 323
                                        #1105
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        By heart, Praise Jesus!


                                        The person under me is a lezbean posing as a heterosexural harlot who specializes in seducing True Christian™ men with Morrocan love oils and goat cheese snacks.
                                        False. I recently got proposed to by a very fine man. As is the reason why I've been inactive this whole month. Also, I laughed as you used goat cheese snacks

                                        The person below me has questioned the popular cooking; competition show "Hell's Kitchen".

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #1106
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Can't say I've ever had enough time on my hands to "question" some reality television show...

                                            Next: the person under me has too much time on their hands

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                                              • WickedWitch
                                                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 1366
                                                #1107
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                True. So much in fact that I've finally recorded that special version of "Favourite Things" from "The Sound of Music" that I volunteered to record oh-so long ago. Now how in the hell do I get this silly FileFactory.com widget thingy to play the bloody thing???


                                                The person under me is willing to help me accomplish the aforementioned task at hand. (Please! This is driving me crazy!)
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                                                  • Johnnyboy
                                                    True Christian™ fisherman
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 801
                                                    #1108
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. That movie oozes gayness.

                                                    The person below me hopes the Dallas Cowboys get destroyed tonight.

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                                                      • Levi Jones
                                                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                         
                                                        • Jul 2009
                                                        • 13930
                                                        #1109
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                                        False. That movie oozes gayness.

                                                        The person below me hopes the Dallas Cowboys get destroyed tonight.
                                                        If I weren't such a sweet Christian Brother, that statement would upset me, as all True Christians™ know The Dallas Cowboys are God's Favorite Team®.

                                                        The person below me knows how to recognize living under nazis & communists. (They are virtually one in the same, you know.)
                                                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                          • Sungstra
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Sep 2009
                                                            • 76
                                                            #1110
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False, too many calories.

                                                            The person under me wants a lesson in the differences between American and Australian English.

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