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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1246
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

    The person below is concerned that if the Democrats pass a health care reform bill they might lose control of Congress.
    False. I'm concerned that if the Demoncrats pass their healthcare reform bill, I might lose control of my bowels!


    The person under me wonders why abortion (baby killing) is still legal in God's favorite country, but illegal in communist red China.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622
        #1247
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        False. I'm concerned that if the Demoncrats pass their healthcare reform bill, I might lose control of my bowels!


        The person under me wonders why abortion (baby killing) is still legal in God's favorite country, but illegal in communist red China.
        True. And I also wonder why the red Chinese actually have more freedom than us and why their economy is booming while ours withers away. I believe God is testing us.

        The person under me is going to dress up this year and act in the Hell House we have in Freehold. (My costume and role is being a thug who "corrects" people who spread "lies" about Obamacare).

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • satan's False Word
            Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
            • Sep 2009
            • 54
            #1248
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Sagas is plural, not possessive. Can you manage to write one sentence with out messing it up?
            Couldn't think of a good enough come back so you went for the insult! Congratulations - you just figured out that "American" is not my first language - oh wait, American is not even a language!

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              • satan's False Word
                Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
                • Sep 2009
                • 54
                #1249
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                True. And I also wonder why the red Chinese actually have more freedom than us and why their economy is booming while ours withers away. I believe God is testing us.

                The person under me is going to dress up this year and act in the Hell House we have in Freehold. (My costume and role is being a thug who "corrects" people who spread "lies" about Obamacare).
                False. There will be no dressing up - I will come dressed as myself.

                The person under me sees the beauty in every person!!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #1250
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                    False. There will be no dressing up - I will come dressed as myself.

                    The person under me sees the beauty in every person!!
                    TRUE if you mean beauty in every man.

                    The person blow things it is disgusting how little counter culture groups run around in odd costumes and uniforms just to stand out from normal society.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • satan's False Word
                        Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 54
                        #1251
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        TRUE if you mean beauty in every man.

                        The person blow things it is disgusting how little counter culture groups run around in odd costumes and uniforms just to stand out from normal society.
                        Umm, false. I don't BLOW THINGS.

                        The person under me is looking a little too deep into the bottle...

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #1252
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                            False.

                            The next person is a narcissist who drowns his hair in peroxide.
                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Actually, true.


                            Pastor, I thought you were a natural blond!

                            But come to think of it, I should have known better. Remember last year's Witch Hunt, when I came to town for a visit? I did notice at the Hot Tub Party after the Men's Prayer Circle that the, er, carpet didn't match the drapes, so to speak.
                            Originally posted by santa's False Word View Post
                            Umm, false. I don't BLOW THINGS.

                            The person under me is looking a little too deep into the bottle...
                            . . . of peroxide?

                            False, I guess. No peroxide here.

                            The person under me is equally horrified to learn that Pastor Ezekiel is not a natural blond.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • satan's False Word
                                Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 54
                                #1253
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post


                                Pastor, I thought you were a natural blond!

                                But come to think of it, I should have known better. Remember last year's Witch Hunt, when I came to town for a visit? I did notice at the Hot Tub Party after the Men's Prayer Circle that the, er, carpet didn't match the drapes, so to speak.

                                . . . of peroxide?

                                False, I guess. No peroxide here.

                                The person under me is equally horrified to learn that Pastor Ezekiel is not a natural blond.
                                True - indeed!

                                The person under me is who he is...

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1254
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Yes?

                                    The person under me is easily confused

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #1255
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                        The person under me is easily confused
                                        True. No, False! About what?


                                        The person under me is about to get banned for bearing false witness against a True Christian™ Pastor's haircolor (which is the same gorgeous blonde as Jesus's and yes the rug matches the drapes!)!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Emil Sledge
                                            struggling to make sense for Jesus
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 257
                                            #1256
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            True. No, False! About what?


                                            The person under me is about to get banned for bearing false witness against a True Christian™ Pastor's haircolor (which is the same gorgeous blonde as Jesus's and yes the rug matches the drapes!)!
                                            False! I never even seen you in person yet Pastor Zeke but your picture looks like you might be blond I spose. If you say you are you are Pastor Zeke! Maybe when I come to Freehold sometime Ill see you and then I can say better.

                                            The person under me will explain why Pastor Zeke would be runnin round wearin a rug and drapes weather they match or dont.
                                            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 8622
                                                #1257
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                                                False! I never even seen you in person yet Pastor Zeke but your picture looks like you might be blond I spose. If you say you are you are Pastor Zeke! Maybe when I come to Freehold sometime Ill see you and then I can say better.

                                                The person under me will explain why Pastor Zeke would be runnin round wearin a rug and drapes weather they match or dont.
                                                Pastor Zeke is not a homer. He has no interest in interior decorating and doesn't know about coordinating rugs and drapes in modern design. I don't care how many stories you've heard come out of his ministry for young men, those are just baseless lies invented by left-wing atheists to besmirch his good name.

                                                The person below me thinks discussing the Song of Solomon too racy for church and instead discusses it in private with young members of the opposite sex.

                                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                  • Condescending
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 33
                                                    #1258
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                                                    False! I never even seen you in person yet Pastor Zeke but your picture looks like you might be blond I spose. If you say you are you are Pastor Zeke! Maybe when I come to Freehold sometime Ill see you and then I can say better.

                                                    The person under me will explain why Pastor Zeke would be runnin round wearin a rug and drapes weather they match or dont.
                                                    He wears a rug over his head because he needs something to keep him cold from the winter? And drapes, well, I don't know why he would be wearing drapes. Isn't that something those nasty Africans would do?

                                                    The person below me is nowhere near as condescending as I am.
                                                    Christians are sinless.


                                                    Romans 5:14
                                                    Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

                                                    1 John 3:6
                                                    Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

                                                    1 John 3:9
                                                    Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                                                    1 John 5:18
                                                    We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

                                                    3 John 11
                                                    He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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                                                      • Levi Jones
                                                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                         
                                                        • Jul 2009
                                                        • 13930
                                                        #1259
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Condescending View Post
                                                        He wears a rug over his head because he needs something to keep him cold from the winter? And drapes, well, I don't know why he would be wearing drapes. Isn't that something those nasty Africans would do?

                                                        The person below me is nowhere near as condescending as I am.
                                                        No, that would be impossible. I'm wasn't some insecure emo who hung out under the bleachers to make fun of the popular kids.

                                                        The person below me has read the Word cover to cover more than once.
                                                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                          • Hansche
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Oct 2009
                                                            • 12
                                                            #1260
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            false, the person above me looks like a flamer! and the person below me is probably a hick ass bible thumper...

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