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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #2596
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    The person under me wants to know:

    False. I know who the coon is, and he's going to get tossed out of office in short order.


    The person under me assisted today when Frytoast Meatpants and his hobo pal Halibut Onionpocket stumbled into the church lobby. I bid them a fond adieu, and wished them well on their future adventures while Brother Bobby Joe and his boys in security laid on a Godly 20 minute beating in the church parkinglot...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339
        #2597
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The person under me assisted today when Frytoast Meatpants and his hobo pal Halibut Onionpocket stumbled into the church lobby. I bid them a fond adieu, and wished them well on their future adventures while Brother Bobby Joe and his boys in security laid on a Godly 20 minute beating in the church parkinglot...
        False, but I can understand why you need more and more assistance with anything physical these days


        The person below has bee try to persuade Harold Camping to sign over all his worldly goods to him with effect from the 22nd May.
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #2598
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            False, but I can understand why you need more and more assistance with anything physical these days


            The person below has bee try to persuade Harold Camping to sign over all his worldly goods to him with effect from the 22nd May.
            False. I've been asking his followers to donate their retirement savings to my church, however.

            The person below me is concerned about Zeke's apparent weight gain.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Jet O'Niell
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 56
                #2599
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                The person below me is concerned about Zeke's apparent weight gain.
                False, that picture looks like it was photoshopped. If it's a true picture, then my answer is true, I am concerned.

                The person below me also thinks that the picture was edited in some way.
                1Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee: 2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:
                3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed. Genesis 12:1-3

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                  • Callisto
                    WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 174
                    #2600
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Jet O'Niell View Post
                    The person below me also thinks that the picture was edited in some way.
                    False. I think his usual avatar is the one that is touched up.

                    The person under me enjoys this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMhtTsUwoiE&vintage=1911

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                      • Born Again Bob
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2318
                        #2601
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        false, haven't enjoyed a video since robert palmer

                        the person under me has filed their tax returns

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #2602
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post

                            the person under me has filed their tax returns
                            False! And Praise Jesus, I never have in my life!


                            The person under me changes his underwear 5 times a day whether he needs to or not.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251
                                #2603
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                False! And Praise Jesus, I never have in my life!


                                The person under me changes his underwear 5 times a day whether he needs to or not.
                                True!



                                The person under me secretly has a crush on Kirk Cameron.
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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #2604
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                    True!



                                    The person under me secretly has a crush on Kirk Cameron.

                                    True!

                                    The person under me get's their hair and nails done every day in case JESUS RETURNS!
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                                      • RagingLiberal
                                        Unsaved trash, hateful queer
                                        • Jan 2011
                                        • 83
                                        #2605
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                        True!

                                        The person under me get's their hair and nails done every day in case JESUS RETURNS!
                                        False. My hair and nails look good naturally (:
                                        The person below me loves a good book.
                                        Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
                                        PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."

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                                          • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                                            Pastor of Praise and Worship
                                            A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 3890
                                            #2606
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by RagingLiberal View Post
                                            False. My hair and nails look good naturally (:
                                            The person below me loves a good book.
                                            True as long as it is THE Good Book


                                            The person below me is definitely going to vote Huckabee after this.

                                            Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                                            Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                                              • RagingLiberal
                                                Unsaved trash, hateful queer
                                                • Jan 2011
                                                • 83
                                                #2607
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                                                True as long as it is THE Good Book


                                                The person below me is definitely going to vote Huckabee after this.

                                                Super false.
                                                The person below me has nothing important to do tomorrow, that's why their online so late.
                                                Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
                                                PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #2608
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by RagingLiberal View Post
                                                    The person below me has nothing important to do tomorrow, that's why their online so late.
                                                    False. I will be delivering another important Sermon in the morning, then hosting a Sunday Barbeque Party at my estate shortly afterwards.


                                                    The person under me cannot stand smelly foreigners.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2011
                                                        • 4836
                                                        #2609
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        False. I will be delivering another important Sermon in the morning, then hosting a Sunday Barbeque Party at my estate shortly afterwards.


                                                        The person under me cannot stand smelly foreigners.
                                                        False, I am a smelly foreigner.

                                                        The person under me loves smelly foriegn food.
                                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                          • Jo Freddie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 6339
                                                            #2610
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post

                                                            The person under me loves smelly foreign food.
                                                            True, I love food for all over the world and am not so narrow minded as to restrict my culinary experiences. What is"American food" anyway, is it not derived from the food of the many peoples that make up that nation.

                                                            The person below think Zekie boy should get a copy of this if he intends to cut out all foreign food.
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                                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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