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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1126
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    False. Sounds like something a homer would eat. Now chicken n dumplins

    The person below me thinks The Wizard of Oz is one of the most satanic movies ever made.
    True! I don't know which is more evil . . . the promotion of witchcraft, or the flying monkeys, or those unbelievably ridiculous talking animals!

    Why anyone would think animals could talk is beyond me. It's just idiotic, and clearly Satanic.

    The person under me is particularly horrified that the Wizard of Oz is presently playing in theaters in High Definition, and entrapping another generation of innocent minds with its perverse midget sex and talking animals.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • FoundGirlJNB
        Found Sheep
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 351
        #1127
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        True. That wicked witch should be banned and don't get me started on that creepy tin man!

        The person under me has never left their home town!
        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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          • Isabella Abbey
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 166
            #1128
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
            The person under me has never left their home town!
            Oh, SO false! There is so much to see, so much to do!

            The person below me wishes they were from a hometown with a cool name like Hopbottom, Beaver, Mars, Moon (all Pennsylvania), Chloride, Monkey's Eyebrow, Knob Noster, Shickshinny, Punxsutawney, Nimrod, or Why, Arizona, or Zzyzx, CA.

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801
                #1129
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                Oh, SO false! There is so much to see, so much to do!

                The person below me wishes they were from a hometown with a cool name like Hopbottom, Beaver, Mars, Moon (all Pennsylvania), Chloride, Monkey's Eyebrow, Knob Noster, Shickshinny, Punxsutawney, Nimrod, or Why, Arizona, or Zzyzx, CA.


                False. I'm from Grissettown, North Carolina.

                The person below me thinks sushi is bait.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #1130
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    True.

                    The person under believes Chinese food to be unpatriotic, and that all such restaurants should be shut down and their owners arrested under suspicion of communist spying.

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464
                        #1131
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        True.

                        The person under believes Chinese food to be unpatriotic, and that all such restaurants should be shut down and their owners arrested under suspicion of communist spying.
                        Suspicion? You make it sound like there's some element of doubt in the terrible truth that the yellow horde means to subdue us one PayDay Loan and/or billion dollar cash infusion at a time.

                        Also, the person under me isn't too fond of edamame, either.
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                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                          • Sungstra
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 76
                            #1132
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            True, although it isn't something I have eaten before, I wouldn't go out and actually buy and eat some.

                            The person below me prays at least once a week.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #1133
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Sungstra View Post

                                The person below me prays at least once a week.
                                False. I Pray constantly.


                                The person below me has a baby seal skin covered KJV1611 Bible among his collection.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Levi Jones
                                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                     
                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 13930
                                    #1134
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    False. I Pray constantly.


                                    The person below me has a baby seal skin covered KJV1611 Bible among his collection.
                                    False. I have an understated classy copy of the KJV1611 covered in white tiger fur, with an ivory clasp with 8 pages illustrated in velvet.



                                    The person below me know America could have won Vietnam if we had only stayed a couple more years.
                                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #1135
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post

                                        The person below me know America could have won Vietnam if we had only stayed a couple more years.
                                        False. I maintain that America won the Vietnam war. You don't see portraits of Ho Chi Min hanging in classrooms, do you?

                                        Do you?


                                        The person below me prays for Barack HUSSEIN Obama's will to be crushed, his family to turn queer, and his teeth to fall out on a daily basis.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Johnnyboy
                                            True Christian™ fisherman
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 801
                                            #1136
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            The person below me prays for Barack HUSSEIN Obama's will to be crushed, his family to turn queer, and his teeth to fall out on a daily basis.

                                            Very true.

                                            The person below me thinks Iraq would make a great parking lot.

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                                              • Sungstra
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 76
                                                #1137
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                                Very true.

                                                The person below me thinks Iraq would make a great parking lot.
                                                False, it's a sin to kill for the sake of simply killing people. In fact, killing itself is wrong but its a moral issue..

                                                The person below me has gone on a holiday to Las Vegas.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #1138
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post

                                                    The person below me thinks Iraq would make a great parking lot.
                                                    True and doubletrue!


                                                    The person below me thinks they know what a sin is without benefit of being a Christian or having read the Holy Bible.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Sungstra
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Sep 2009
                                                        • 76
                                                        #1139
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False.

                                                        "Judge not lest not be judged" Pastor Ezekiel.

                                                        The person under me is really really tired!

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                                                          • WickedWitch
                                                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                            • Jan 2007
                                                            • 1366
                                                            #1140
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                                                            False.

                                                            "Judge not lest not be judged" Pastor Ezekiel. Yeah, but the True Christians don't think that rule applies to them

                                                            The person under me is really really tired!
                                                            True. Insomnia frigging sucks!


                                                            The person under me couldn't function if they didn't start their day with coffee from Timmy's.
                                                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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