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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1276
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post

    The person under me has smelly feet
    True. Actually my entire collection is pretty smelly. Witch scum never bathe...


    The person under me gets figety during Sunday Sermons...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #1277
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Of course not!

      The person under me is an insufferable windbag...

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #1278
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Condescending View Post
        He wears a rug over his head because he needs something to keep him cold from the winter? And drapes, well, I don't know why he would be wearing drapes. Isn't that something those nasty Africans would do? You're kinda young, so I'm not gonna explain that one to you, we'll just let it go right over that little of yours. *Ruffles your hair*

        The person below me is nowhere near as condescending as I am.
        Them's fightin' words, boy! As you can see, I'm clearly willing to at least try to out-condescend ya. Try to keep up, little boy.
        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Next: the person under me knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
        False, but I'd like to pose you a question, Basher Dear: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?!
        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Of course not!

        The person under me is an insufferable windbag...
        You called me on it. True.

        The person under me can't resist a challenge. *Snickers devilishly*
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • satan's False Word
          Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
          • Sep 2009
          • 54

          #1279
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          Them's fightin' words, boy! As you can see, I'm clearly willing to at least try to out-condescend ya. Try to keep up, little boy.

          False, but I'd like to pose you a question, Basher Dear: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?!

          You called me on it. True.

          The person under me can't resist a challenge. *Snickers devilishly*
          True, which would explain why I am on this forum, apparently wasting my time!

          The person under me knows the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351

            #1280
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
            True, which would explain why I am on this forum, apparently wasting my time!

            The person under me knows the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
            True. It's called the KJV.

            The person under me is a vile soul, whose purpose is to pollute other people's minds.
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • satan's False Word
              Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
              • Sep 2009
              • 54

              #1281
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
              True. It's called the KJV.

              The person under me is a vile soul, whose purpose is to pollute other people's minds.
              False. I am here to enlighten people's minds!

              The person under me is actually scared of DoF threats!

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              • WickedWitch
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                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #1282
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                True. It's called the KJV.

                The person under me is a vile soul, whose purpose is to pollute other people's minds.
                That's what they tell me!


                The person under me has a sense of humour.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • FoundGirlJNB
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                  • Sep 2009
                  • 351

                  #1283
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  The person under me is actually scared of DoF threats!
                  False. The DoF, FBI, CIA and even Interpol has NOTHING on me! Hold that thought, there's a knock on my door...


                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                  That's what they tell me!

                  The person under me has a sense of humour.
                  True. And a great one at that!

                  The person under me will bail me.................................. out............................. when Inte..........................rpol................ ....................drags me a................................................w ay!
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • WickedWitch
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                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366

                    #1284
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                    False. The DoF, FBI, CIA and even Interpol has NOTHING on me! Hold that thought, there's a knock on my door...




                    True. And a great one at that!

                    The person under me will bail me.................................. out............................. when Inte..........................rpol................ ....................drags me a................................................w ay!
                    True! I got your back, girl!


                    The person under me is worried for a certain young lady in New York!
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • Hank
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 405

                      #1285
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                      The person under me is worried for a certain young lady in New York!
                      Only for her soul, just like I'm worried for your soul you filthy tree hugging armpit-hair platting witch

                      The person under hasn't been praying for Obama to get brain cancer.
                      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                      GOD HATES FAGS
                      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                      WHITE AND PROUD

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                      • WickedWitch
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                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1366

                        #1286
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                        Only for her soul, just like I'm worried for your soul you filthy tree hugging armpit-hair platting witch Hold the phone! Who the hell are you? Do I even know you? How long have you been on this forum, boy? You make sure you've been here a good long time before you start hurling insults at me, young man! And for the record, I'll have you know that apart from my eyebrows and the lovely black-and-hot-pink hair on my head, I am hairless. Punk-ass bitch.

                        The person under hasn't been praying for Obama to get brain cancer.
                        True.


                        The person under me has an issue with N00bs runnin' they mouths.
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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #1287
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          True.

                          The person under me has a problem with witches who fail to step under a falling house already.

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                          • WickedWitch
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                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366

                            #1288
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            True.

                            The person under me has a problem with witches who fail to step under a falling house already.
                            False! And you claim to love me!



                            The person under me thinks that love is meant to be accepting and unconditional and not meant to have silly conditions and restrictions.
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                            • Hank
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                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 405

                              #1289
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                              The person under me thinks that love is meant to be accepting and unconditional and not meant to have silly conditions and restrictions.
                              True. As long as a woman knows her place (in the kitchen) and keeps the house clean and is a True Christian(tm) then I am all for unconditional love.

                              The person under me hates withces and people with familiar spirits and people who talk to dead people.
                              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                              GOD HATES FAGS
                              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                              WHITE AND PROUD

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                              • WickedWitch
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                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1366

                                #1290
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                                True. As long as a woman knows her place (in the kitchen) and keeps the house clean and is a True Christian™ then I am all for unconditional love.

                                The person under me hates withces and people with familiar spirits and people who talk to dead people.
                                False.


                                The person under me dislikes confrontation and prefers not to be angry.
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