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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #976
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
    True! What a Godly site

    The person under me hates reading the Arizona Republic as much as I do!
    FALSE you weren't responsible for the firer,..erm protest of the liberal rag Arizona Republic. Just because we have freedom of speech means they are free to say anything in any paper everyone might read!

    The person under me has mailed Al Franklin 10,000 tea bags and a "Get out of the USA comie" bumper sticker.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

    Hot Must ReadThreads!


    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #977
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False, I thought about it, but didn't want to waste the money.

        The next person is going swimming today.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #978
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

            The next person is going swimming today.
            True. I swim 5 miles a day in my indoor Olympic-sized swimming pool. Jesus expects me to keep my body in top form, all the better to do battle with satan on His behalf.


            The person under me has eaten alligator.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Loquacious Jefferson
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 43
                #979
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                True. I swim 5 miles a day in my indoor Olympic-sized swimming pool. Jesus expects me to keep my body in top form, all the better to do battle with satan on His behalf.


                The person under me has eaten alligator.
                True. It ain't bad, but it be a li'l bit tough.

                Da person unda me had eaten possum befo.
                No matter what, you gotta strut!

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                  • Jenni111
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 323
                    #980
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    false

                    the person below me, missed me while I was away for over a week

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #981
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        You were gone? Um, I mean true.

                        The person below me has extensive gold futures.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #982
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            The person below me has extensive gold futures.
                            False, but I do have a solid gold toilet. It was a gift from an admirer over in Hong Konk.



                            The person under me has a secret collection...
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2009
                                • 666
                                #983
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                False, but I do have a solid gold toilet. It was a gift from an admirer over in Hong Konk.

                                The person under me has a secret collection...
                                True. I have a collection of over 18,000 UPC bar codes from various products like shampoo bottles to coke cans to garden hoses to light bulb packages. The reason being is there is a hidden crytographic message inside every UPC code and I've spent 35 years trying to decipher their meanings.

                                But now that I've told you...It's not secret anymore.

                                So False, I don't have a secret collection.

                                The person below me has memorized Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky poem by heart.
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                                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                Hosea 9:7
                                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                  • Nobar King
                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                    Christ's Guardian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 23748
                                    #984
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False, but I do know most of Waltzing Matilda.

                                    The next person is staying up late tonight.
                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #985
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

                                        The next person is staying up late tonight.
                                        True. I sleep less than 4 hours a night. Doing the Lord's work keeps me hopping.


                                        The person under me likes Velveeta(c).
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15708
                                            #986
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            True. I sleep less than 4 hours a night. Doing the Lord's work keeps me hopping.


                                            The person under me likes Velveeta©.
                                            True: She is a very sweet girl and Sister Valvoline should be very proud of raising such a fine young True Christian.

                                            The person under me has replaced crappy hotel bibles with KJV1611 Bibles.
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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #987
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                True!

                                                The person under me has sinned in a motel room.

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                                                  • Larry Lee
                                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 4464
                                                    #988
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    True!

                                                    The person under me has sinned in a motel room.
                                                    In Minneapolis... on Hennepin Avenue, before it was gentrified. With a 2-bit Gideon Bible that promised me a good time with the Lord. I felt so dirty afterwards.

                                                    The person under me thinks Garrison Keillor needs a lot more Jesus.
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                                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8622
                                                        #989
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False. I think Garrison Keillor needs a lobotomy...although I doubt you could tell the difference.

                                                        The person below me has had a Mexican laborer go "missing" after some serious screw-ups.

                                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #990
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                                                            The person below me has had a Mexican laborer go "missing" after some serious screw-ups.
                                                            Nolo Contendre.


                                                            The person below me thinks Lacoste shirts are gay.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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