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"No? Well perhaps a look at the view from the window instead?"
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"No? Well perhaps a look at the view from the window instead?"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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"The gilded furniture that President Trump gave to you for your birthday looks so nice in here."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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I didn't mean to imply Trump is the greatest, he is AMONG the greatest.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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"Why didn't we think of invading Greenland? It's ingenious!"
"Alright, who farted?"The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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“Is that English china?”
“Do you guys know what ‘beard’ is? Even a bit?”
Check it out:
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adverb? “I will beard eat you.”
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"Would you like some of my Novichok tea? It's a family recipe!"
"No thank you!"God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe...5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Syrup of figs?Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
Thank you. We have no need for meretricious plumageComment
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What did I win? I hope that it is one of those Tesla Cybertrucks that are suddenly cool. Does anyone know of those use petrol or diesel?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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