[Basilissa]

I'm sorry to hear that. I was hoping to send a Hamazon care package of fine charcuteries and cheeses so you may sample the unusual and aromatic delights of authentic Quebecois cuisine.

Charhhhh... what? Please speak American on this American website, not some ungodly provincial French dialect. Really provincial, Quebecois doesn't even sound like French. Can even the quebecois understand other quebecois, or is it all just meaningless babbling?

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Gurl, you just gotta go with, can you feel what I'm laying down? Eat the cheese, y laissez les bon temps rouler!

[Basilissa]

Un fromage dégoûtant, ce n'est pas ma définition de bon temps ! Also, I'm not a girl, I'm a respectable married lady!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

This thread has crossed the line. Absolutely NO French allowed.

[MitzaLizalor]

Well she was a woman, what can you expect, Doctor?

His daughters were women too and they didn't get turned into salt.

Note to self: never visit you and never accept anything that seems edible as a gift from you. I will pray for you nonetheless. There is always a chance that Jesus decides to heal your taste buds and maybe even give you a brain to think with.

Oh! Is he getting a brain? Perhaps that will lead to a gentleman with nous.

Revelation 17:9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.

[Basilissa]

Oh! Is he getting a brain? Perhaps that will lead to a gentleman with nous.

I'm hoping for it but let's wait and see, Sister.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I'm hoping for it but let's wait and see, Sister.

Oooh I see there's a line up to bounce up and down on my French pogo stick! Careful mademoiselles, only so much Frottage to go around.