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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991
    #256
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    i be offendeds by them mooslims that visits our bootiful forums an then posts a bunch of copy an paste spams

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      • Princess Kumatora
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Apr 2010
        • 37
        #257
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Well, I'd say what truely offended me, but y'all would give me another infraction.

        So, I'll just say that I'm not really offended by anything except people who don't listen to the truth and racists.

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974
            #258
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by Princess Kumatora View Post

            So, I'll just say that I'm not really offended by anything except people who don't listen to the truth and racists.
            Amen! I myself cannot abide the bigotry of joos and mudslimes.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Brother Alex
                True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 860
                #259
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                I'm offended by Obama. There's just something about him that doesn't seem right. He always reminds me of that cartoon character Curious George. Just look at the ears and the hairline... do you see the similarities?

                PROOF: America in the Bible!
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                 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                (Psalm 9:17)

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22356
                    #260
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Alexander Jonsson View Post
                    Just look at the ears and the hairline... do you see the similarities?
                    Indeed they do. They look equally stupid.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Princess Kumatora
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 37
                        #261
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                        Amen! I myself cannot abide the bigotry of joos and mudslimes.
                        Hey, you misspelled their names. Just wanted to let you know.

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                          • Nathan B. Forrest
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 394
                            #262
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Alexander Jonsson View Post
                            I'm offended by Obama. There's just something about him that doesn't seem right. He always reminds me of that cartoon character Curious George. Just look at the ears and the hairline... do you see the similarities?

                            I think Curious George is a crapload smarter than that boy on the left...

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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445
                                #263
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Princess Kumatora View Post
                                Hey, you misspelled their names. Just wanted to let you know.
                                Very considerate of you to point that out. Now please surrender your life to Christ and stop watching anime. You're making Jesus cry. Thank you.
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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                                  • Morten-Turi
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 1
                                    #264
                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                    Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

                                    The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

                                    A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

                                    The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

                                    The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

                                    A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

                                    NBC's Rainbow Logo.

                                    The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

                                    The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

                                    The length of the bartender's shorts.

                                    Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

                                    Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

                                    The Steelers winning.
                                    Father, i need help, could you write an email to me? i need to talk to a True Chistian, i think satan i using me to do stuff i would never do!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78553
                                        #265
                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                        Originally posted by Morten-Turi View Post
                                        Father, i need help, could you write an email to me? i need to talk to a True Chistian, i think satan i using me to do stuff i would never do!
                                        If anyone needs private Christian counseling, all they need to do is click on the email address at the bottom of my signature. Anything you share will be kept confidential. You have my word as a True Christian(tm) Pastor on it.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Levi Jones
                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                             
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 13930
                                            #266
                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                            I am offended that the queers are whining about the anti-gay laws in Qatar.
                                            They are already positioning themselves for a mass gay orgy during the 2022 World Cup. The queers are getting all uppity that they have to get back in the closet for a couple of weeks.
                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                              • ExGay Alex
                                                Helping boys become upright model citizens
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 1295
                                                #267
                                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                I am offended that airlines (especially US-based carriers) don't put Bibles in the seatbacks.

                                                And I am offended that the male flight attendant on my last trip seemed gay and smiled at me.
                                                "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                                                  • MitzaLizalor
                                                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 14225
                                                    #268
                                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?


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                                                      • PetitionLady
                                                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Nov 2010
                                                        • 883
                                                        #269
                                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                        I read somewhere that the Salvation Army bell ringers aren't allowed to say "Merry Christmas" ... they have to say "Happy Holidays!"

                                                        They'd have to fire me!
                                                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                                        ~Matt. 10:33
                                                        ~~~~~~~
                                                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                                          • MitzaLizalor
                                                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 14225
                                                            #270
                                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                            I read somewhere that the Salvation Army bell ringers aren't allowed to say "Merry Christmas" ... they have to say "Happy Holidays!" ..
                                                            That's awful!

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