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  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474

    #346
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Piffling banks. I wrote a post-dated cheque for my rent two weeks ago, payable on the 7th of this month (today). Looked in my mailbox today, and there's a letter from my bank dated the 3rd that my cheque had bounced due to non-sufficient funds, and due to that NSF charge, two more (very small) cheques that I wrote since have bounced, so I have now THREE NSF charges on my account.

    $150 gone, and a whole lot of apologizing/explaining to do. Piffling assholes
    Don't get me started on banks. I could write a book on them. I could also tell you how to get back at them, but that was in my past. It would be unchristian for a True Christian(tm) to pass those hints along now.

    Although on second reflection it was probably what Unsaved Trash like you deserved. Post-dating a check is like borrowing.
    Deuteronomy 15:6 -- For the Lord thy God blesseth thee, as he promised thee: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, but thou shalt not borrow; and thou shalt reign over many nations, but they shall not reign over thee.
    Deuteronomy 28:12 -- The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure, the heaven to give the rain unto thy land in his season, and to bless all the work of thine hand: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, and thou shalt not borrow.
    Proverbs 22:7 -- The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender
    Proverbs 22:26-27 -- Be not thou one of them that strike hands, or of them that are sureties for debts. 27 If thou hast nothing to pay, why should he take away thy bed from under thee?
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • Brother Scott
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2010
      • 393

      #347
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Maobama forcing oil companies to jack up gas prices
      [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


      PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

      With their husbands permission of course

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      • punchoutagrumpy
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2011
        • 3

        #348
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        I for one am sick to death of Dwayne Johnson. Who does he think he is, constantly taking his shirt off with those heathen tattoos? He should be put in his place with all those other man-loving, no clothes wearing, hippie-queers. And calling himself "The Rock"?! Really? Sounds like the name his gay lover gave a certain body part of his.

        Amen
        Wheat or Chaff? Sheep or Goat? What's it gonna be? TURN OR BURN!!

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #349
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Unsaved Trash,

          We invite them onto our board (note it's INVITE, not FORCE!) and they come in swearing and cursing and when the Pastors give them an infraction they scream about their right to free speech.

          Well tell you what you little snots, why don't you send the Pastors, or me your home address, so that we can show up at your house with a bullhorn and follow you to all your social groups and scream at you for living your life. How would you like that? Huh? What, you wouldn't?

          I come onto this board to relax and Praise the Lord. I cannot believe how liebrals let their children act.
          Drama queen

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #350
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            ******** banks...
            Follow-up: Took the afternoon off work (unpaid )to get this **** cleared up. Down to the bank, talk to dimwit teller, yes I have to see so-and-so, please take a seat, she'll be right with you, yada yada yada...

            Hour and a half later, still sitting in reception, steaming by this point, lady comes over and says, "Are you waiting to see..." "Yes" "Oh, I'm sorry she's left for the day...would you like to make an appointment?"

            Business in the branch was interrupted for a few minutes, while I expressed my displeasure in colourful terms.

            ******** ******* banks and ******** bank managers and ******** horse they rode in on.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #351
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Flordia!

              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14226

                #352
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by punchoutagrumpy View Post
                I for one am sick to death of Dwayne Johnson. Who does he think he is, constantly taking his shirt off with those heathen tattoos? He should be put in his place with all those other man-loving, no clothes wearing, hippie-queers. And calling himself "The Rock"?! Really? Sounds like the name his gay lover gave a certain body part of his.

                Amen
                Here's someone else who likes posing with his shirt off . . WARNING: KGB LINKS

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                • Clean Knickers
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 3

                  #353
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

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                  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                    Pastor of Praise and Worship
                    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3890

                    #354
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Clean Knickers View Post
                    That's just icky! I'm offended too.

                    Someone has made a perfectly innocent family photo and made it look perverted.
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14226

                      #355
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Clean Knickers View Post
                      … [picture deleted] …
                      The propensity of fallen women to obsess over sexual relations with animals, the sheen of their pelts, the reek of their awful flesh, never ceases to amaze and revolt me. Unable to sate such appetites, the men likewise are seduced by these harlots into vice and depravity: you can see it in their eyes. Every movement of their bodies cries "debauch me!" - they know no shame. Immersed in sensuality these whores and the men they have destroyed may be seen in every pet shop, visiting every zoo..
                      Their proud & debased appetites ooze from every pore, smoulder in each wicked glance
                      And as if that were not enough now we get to be disgusted with advertising this filth! brazenly displayed upon wall-boards! thrust before us even as we walk the streets!
                      This is just appalling!
                      I am appalled!
                      Do these people never read The Bible?
                      Have they not heard?

                      God, as always is quite clear what the outcome will be.
                      Whether tolerated by heathen secularists and their corrupted laws or not.
                      Whether killed on the spot or not.
                      EXODUS 22:19
                      19Whosoeuer lieth with a beast, shall surely be put to death.
                      ©1611

                      God knows exactly what these perverts are thinking and sees everything they do. Job 26:6

                      He has told us what will happen to such wretches: the consequences of their foul and outrageous behaviour are as certain as they are everlasting: Psalm 9:17 and I can only reapeat what I said to start with:
                      I am just revolted. CAN'T THEY THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?

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                      • Beyondthesmegma
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 83

                        #356
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        The propensity of fallen women to obsess over sexual relations with animals, the sheen of their pelts, the reek of their awful flesh, never ceases to amaze and revolt me. Unable to sate such appetites, the men likewise are seduced by these harlots into vice and depravity: you can see it in their eyes. Every movement of their bodies cries "debauch me!" - they know no shame. Immersed in sensuality these whores and the men they have destroyed may be seen in every pet shop, visiting every zoo..
                        Their proud & debased appetites ooze from every pore, smoulder in each wicked glance
                        And as if that were not enough now we get to be disgusted with advertising this filth! brazenly displayed upon wall-boards! thrust before us even as we walk the streets!
                        This is just appalling!
                        I am appalled!
                        Do these people never read The Bible?
                        Have they not heard?

                        God, as always is quite clear what the outcome will be.
                        Whether tolerated by heathen secularists and their corrupted laws or not.
                        Whether killed on the spot or not.
                        EXODUS 22:19
                        19Whosoeuer lieth with a beast, shall surely be put to death.
                        ©1611

                        God knows exactly what these perverts are thinking and sees everything they do. Job 26:6

                        He has told us what will happen to such wretches: the consequences of their foul and outrageous behaviour are as certain as they are everlasting: Psalm 9:17 and I can only reapeat what I said to start with:
                        I am just revolted. CAN'T THEY THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?
                        MitzaLizalor

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                        • Hereticslayer
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 7

                          #357
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Where should I start? Democrats, atheists, Catholics, video games, Mormons, Muslims, Jews, black people, hybrid cars, democrats again, kittens, Presbyterians, bears, gays, homosexuals, people who take it in the back door, confectionery, rich people, fat people, poor people, factory workers, Catholics, Wiccans, other pagans, Aztecs, Mayans, the numbers 5, 6 and 92, guns, the Afghan National Army, liberals, women, bald people, pubic hair on women, pubic hair on men, hairy women, hairy men, hairy gay Mormon bears and mutant liberals that drive hybrid cars.

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                          • Corn_on_a_stick
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 12

                            #358
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I'm not offended by anything except the overload of hypocrisy I've found on this site. Although that doesn't really offend me either, it was expected.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #359
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by Corn_on_a_stick View Post
                              I'm not offended by anything except the overload of hypocrisy I've found on this site. Although that doesn't really offend me either, it was expected.
                              Feel free to piss off. You aren't welcome here, pervert.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • MisterM
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1480

                                #360
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Right now I'm offended by police who accuse ME of things that wasn't my fault I getting sick living here. I think it is soon time to move to the Vaterland or try to get green card.

                                I really would like to say the F word right now.

                                YiC, M
                                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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