X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Ritterbruder
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2011
    • 34

    #391
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
    Stick around, you might learn something. You don't want to end up in hell for eternity do you? Baby Jesus would want you to stay.
    Okay, I'll stay for a while, Benedict Davis. In a day or two, I'll start posting scripture for a few previous posts.

    Goden avend,

    Ritterbruder.

    Comment

    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #392
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Ritterbruder View Post
      Okay, I'll stay for a while, Benedict Davis. In a day or two, I'll start posting scripture for a few previous posts.

      Goden avend,

      Ritterbruder.
      Who knows you might hear the call of our Lord, He sent you here and it wasn't to troll us, you're here to hear the message. Read the Bible, The real Bible, The Kings James Version and put those papist lies out of your head. You don't need a pope to get in touch with God.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

      Comment

      • Proud Faroese
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2011
        • 509

        #393
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Right now i am offended by a disney cartoon movie called All Dogs Go to Heaven, i have not seen the movie and i will absolutely not watch it, but i am just deeply offended by its title, cause dogs do not go to heaven, they are just soul-less animals that wont go anywere, and if they actually did go somewhere it would be hell, but probably not that eighter
        I am also deeply offended by its storyline:
        A dog returns from the dead looking for revenge on his killer using an orphan girl who can talk to animals.

        Sounds like satanism to me

        Comment

        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #394
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Post it notes.

          Seriously, yellow paper for pete's sake with glue that only 'sort-of' sticks? Damned cheap Chink crap!

          Comment

          • Brother Bob
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 35

            #395
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I hope Fairfield Iowa is no where near Freehold. I just read in the news that Satan himself has called upon the feminazi Oprah to release demons and deface God.

            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/23/oprah-meditates-iowa_n_1027114.html

            FAIRFIELD, Iowa — Oprah Winfrey meditated with more than 400 women in southeastern Iowa
            This blasphemy offends me as it is a direct assault against Jesus and Christians everywhere.
            Yours in Christ,
            Bob (in compliance with Matthew 23:9)

            Comment

            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #396
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Dream catchers.

              Hang it off your bed and it will catch dreams. No it won't, it's a bunch of junk feathers sold to keep superstitious people from ever having more than small change in their wallets because they spend it all on crystals and junk. These new age fools will believe anything told to them by another moon-worshipping fool or that they see written on some pamphlet. What exactly do they think is working this magic? It certainly isn't God!

              Filthy idolators all of them.
              sigpic
              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment

              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14225

                #397
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Ecclesiastes 3:14-21

                Comment

                • Benedict A. Davis
                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 3900

                  #398
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Dream catchers.

                  Hang it off your bed and it will catch dreams. No it won't, it's a bunch of junk feathers sold to keep superstitious people from ever having more than small change in their wallets because they spend it all on crystals and junk. These new age fools will believe anything told to them by another moon-worshipping fool or that they see written on some pamphlet. What exactly do they think is working this magic? It certainly isn't God!

                  Filthy idolators all of them.
                  A person should put their faith in something real and tangible like the Bible. From 1st word to last, God's teachings.
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

                  Comment

                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14225

                    #399
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                    A person should put their faith in something real and tangible like the Bible. From 1st word to last, God's teachings.
                    Nebuchadnezzar, a very bad man. (although his spirit may have risen again later in life) Daniel 4:33-34

                    Comment

                    • Good Christian Woman
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 349

                      #400
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      I'm offended by the female teachers in schools-wearing pants no less!
                      1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

                      Comment

                      • Good Christian Woman
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 349

                        #401
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Brother Bob View Post
                        I hope Fairfield Iowa is no where near Freehold. I just read in the news that Satan himself has called upon the feminazi Oprah to release demons and deface God.

                        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/23/oprah-meditates-iowa_n_1027114.html

                        This blasphemy offends me as it is a direct assault against Jesus and Christians everywhere.
                        Thank Jesus such a thing would never happen in God-fearing Freehold.
                        1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

                        Comment

                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #402
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          Post it notes.

                          Seriously, yellow paper for pete's sake with glue that only 'sort-of' sticks? Damned cheap Chink crap!
                          Brother Enoch, I found something that works better. After my nephew spent a week with us, I was cleaning out the guest room where he stayed. He had left behind a package of note paper that has an adhesive strip on one side. They are neatly interweaved together in the package, you just pull one out like from a box of tissues. You have to lick the adhesive strip to get it to work, but they stick to things much better than regular Post-Its.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

                          Comment

                          • Proud Faroese
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 509

                            #403
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I am offended by people who spell Christmas as Xmas

                            Comment

                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14225

                              #404
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I am offended by Greex bearing gifts







                              Comment

                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #405
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                I'm offended by people having a go at me for not believing in the same God as them when they made their God up inside their head instead of reading the Bible.
                                sigpic
                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                                Comment

                                Working...