[Ritterbruder]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Stick around, you might learn something. You don't want to end up in hell for eternity do you? Baby Jesus would want you to stay.

Okay, I'll stay for a while, Benedict Davis. In a day or two, I'll start posting scripture for a few previous posts.

Goden avend,

Ritterbruder.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Okay, I'll stay for a while, Benedict Davis. In a day or two, I'll start posting scripture for a few previous posts.

Goden avend,

Ritterbruder.

Who knows you might hear the call of our Lord, He sent you here and it wasn't to troll us, you're here to hear the message. Read the Bible, The real Bible, The Kings James Version and put those papist lies out of your head. You don't need a pope to get in touch with God.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Right now i am offended by a disney cartoon movie called All Dogs Go to Heaven, i have not seen the movie and i will absolutely not watch it, but i am just deeply offended by its title, cause dogs do not go to heaven, they are just soul-less animals that wont go anywere, and if they actually did go somewhere it would be hell, but probably not that eighter
I am also deeply offended by its storyline:
A dog returns from the dead looking for revenge on his killer using an orphan girl who can talk to animals.

Sounds like satanism to me

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Post it notes.

Seriously, yellow paper for pete's sake with glue that only 'sort-of' sticks? Damned cheap Chink crap!

[Brother Bob]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I hope Fairfield Iowa is no where near Freehold. I just read in the news that Satan himself has called upon the feminazi Oprah to release demons and deface God.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/23/oprah-meditates-iowa_n_1027114.html

FAIRFIELD, Iowa — Oprah Winfrey meditated with more than 400 women in southeastern Iowa

This blasphemy offends me as it is a direct assault against Jesus and Christians everywhere.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Dream catchers.

Hang it off your bed and it will catch dreams. No it won't, it's a bunch of junk feathers sold to keep superstitious people from ever having more than small change in their wallets because they spend it all on crystals and junk. These new age fools will believe anything told to them by another moon-worshipping fool or that they see written on some pamphlet. What exactly do they think is working this magic? It certainly isn't God!

Filthy idolators all of them.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Ecclesiastes 3:14-21

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Dream catchers.

Hang it off your bed and it will catch dreams. No it won't, it's a bunch of junk feathers sold to keep superstitious people from ever having more than small change in their wallets because they spend it all on crystals and junk. These new age fools will believe anything told to them by another moon-worshipping fool or that they see written on some pamphlet. What exactly do they think is working this magic? It certainly isn't God!

Filthy idolators all of them.

A person should put their faith in something real and tangible like the Bible. From 1st word to last, God's teachings.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

A person should put their faith in something real and tangible like the Bible. From 1st word to last, God's teachings.

Nebuchadnezzar, a very bad man. (although his spirit may have risen again later in life) Daniel 4:33-34

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the female teachers in schools-wearing pants no less!

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I hope Fairfield Iowa is no where near Freehold. I just read in the news that Satan himself has called upon the feminazi Oprah to release demons and deface God.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/23/oprah-meditates-iowa_n_1027114.html

This blasphemy offends me as it is a direct assault against Jesus and Christians everywhere.

Thank Jesus such a thing would never happen in God-fearing Freehold.

[VictoryOS]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Post it notes.

Seriously, yellow paper for pete's sake with glue that only 'sort-of' sticks? Damned cheap Chink crap!

Brother Enoch, I found something that works better. After my nephew spent a week with us, I was cleaning out the guest room where he stayed. He had left behind a package of note paper that has an adhesive strip on one side. They are neatly interweaved together in the package, you just pull one out like from a box of tissues. You have to lick the adhesive strip to get it to work, but they stick to things much better than regular Post-Its.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by people who spell Christmas as Xmas

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by Greex bearing gifts

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by people having a go at me for not believing in the same God as them when they made their God up inside their head instead of reading the Bible.