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  • F. Nietzsche
    Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
    • Apr 2008
    • 120
    #376
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Pop culture. Particularly modern music. It sounds bad and exists because of marketing rather than talent. And films by Michael Bay for the same reason.

    It's really vapid and annoying and yet impossible to escape.

    I suppose that's where I agree with all of you, for different reasons.
    The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551
        #377
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Giraffe dissections infuriate me.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708
            #378
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Filthy, dirty messicant children who are allowed to run wild and unchecked in Walmart.
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              • Miss Christine
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2011
                • 76
                #379
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                I was at the Home Depot today buying some plants for my garden and saw a police car drive right past a corner full of illegal immigrants! What part of ILLEGAL dosen't the police force understand?! I'm offended that the Seattle police force drives right past criminals without arresting/deporting them.

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                  • The Bright Beast
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 86
                    #380
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Scientists, always trying to prove the LORD wrong!
                    Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14145
                        #381
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        7th day adventurers broadcasting their heresies even in heathen lands with the begging bowl outeven as Satan smites them 7th day adventists; mohammedams; what's the difference? they're all going to HELLOur God is the only real God. Our God does not change.

                        ..now He is smiting them too.

                        Why oh why can't their wavelength be blocked?????

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                          • Sister Kitty
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 857
                            #382
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Marsupials. For obvious reasons.
                            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                              • Humongous
                                Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 263
                                #383
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                well, there's an offensive smell comin off the bog as of late. theys this new breed of stink fish what started schoolin in the waters somehow, and they done mutated and cannibilizin one another, praise God! Problem is, lottsa them mutilated stink fish warsh up on the bogshore, and start decomposin in the hot Tennessee sun -- and OLD DOMINION, the odor! Luckily, Henry Choi, the owner of a Northern Korean Deli from town comes by in the morning to scoop up them dead fish, and haul them off in a big stinky satchel? I brandish Daddy's (RIP) decrotive samurai sword at him, and yell "Hey Mr. Miyagi, you get off my property!". BUt it's an empty gesture, since I don't mind him haulin them stink fish away. The reek is driving my cats Hog Wild!
                                Genesis 1:24
                                And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                                  • Brother Scott
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Oct 2010
                                    • 393
                                    #384
                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                    The internet................for it is the tool of Satan himself.


                                    Until I see a KJV Bible™ verse that proves me wrong, I will continue to fight the fight until True Christians™ are rid of this scourge.
                                    [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                                    PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                                    With their husbands permission of course

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                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 4836
                                        #385
                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                        Originally posted by Brother Scott View Post
                                        The internet................for it is the tool of Satan himself.


                                        Until I see a KJV Bible™ verse that proves me wrong, I will continue to fight the fight until True Christians™ are rid of this scourge.
                                        Brother Scott, I believe that the Internet is just a fad. It will go the same way as betamax, rubiks cube and The Osmonds. In twenty years time there may be retro geeks who insist on using it but the rest of us will be in the library getting information. Landover forum will exist but it will be an exchange of letters to your pals on issues of the day. Can you imagine the excitement when your weekly letter from Pastor Ezekiel lands on the doormat. What wonders has he sent you today? More joyous words, more photos of him in his full glory?

                                        The internet will just be a silly story to tell your grandchildren. I wouldn't worry about it,

                                        YIC

                                        Jack
                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                          • Ritterbruder
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Oct 2011
                                            • 34
                                            #386
                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                            What I am offended by right now is the possibility that I am not serving the Lord our God properly. I have found myself to be a warrior for God in what I thought was His proper church (The Holy Roman Church). Although I have fought for His good reputation everywhere I tread, is it maybe time I repented? It seems members of the forum here do not like my stance with women, for instance.

                                            Is it time for me to repent and join the Church of Landover Baptists?

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                                              • Redeemed Papist
                                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jul 2011
                                                • 10409
                                                #387
                                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                Originally posted by Ritterbruder View Post
                                                What I am offended by right now is the possibility that I am not serving the Lord our God properly. I have found myself to be a warrior for God in what I thought was His proper church (The Holy Roman Church). Although I have fought for His good reputation everywhere I tread, is it maybe time I repented? It seems members of the forum here do not like my stance with women, for instance.

                                                Is it time for me to repent and join the Church of Landover Baptists?
                                                It's time for you to stop talking total crap.
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                                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                The truth about volcanos
                                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                                  • Sister Kitty
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2010
                                                    • 857
                                                    #388
                                                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                    Germans.
                                                    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                                                      • Ritterbruder
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Oct 2011
                                                        • 34
                                                        #389
                                                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                        Okay, I'm ready for the Hellfire. Bannish me!

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                                                          • Benedict A. Davis
                                                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 3900
                                                            #390
                                                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                                            Originally posted by Ritterbruder View Post
                                                            Okay, I'm ready for the Hellfire. Bannish me!

                                                            Stick around, you might learn something. You don't want to end up in hell for eternity do you? Baby Jesus would want you to stay.
                                                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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