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  • #376
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Pop culture. Particularly modern music. It sounds bad and exists because of marketing rather than talent. And films by Michael Bay for the same reason.

    It's really vapid and annoying and yet impossible to escape.

    I suppose that's where I agree with all of you, for different reasons.
    The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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    • #377
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Giraffe dissections infuriate me.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #378
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Filthy, dirty messicant children who are allowed to run wild and unchecked in Walmart.
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        • #379
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          I was at the Home Depot today buying some plants for my garden and saw a police car drive right past a corner full of illegal immigrants! What part of ILLEGAL dosen't the police force understand?! I'm offended that the Seattle police force drives right past criminals without arresting/deporting them.

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          • #380
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Scientists, always trying to prove the LORD wrong!
            Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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            • #381
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              7th day adventurers broadcasting their heresies even in heathen lands with the begging bowl outeven as Satan smites them 7th day adventists; mohammedams; what's the difference? they're all going to HELLOur God is the only real God. Our God does not change.

              ..now He is smiting them too.

              Why oh why can't their wavelength be blocked?????

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              • #382
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Marsupials. For obvious reasons.
                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                • #383
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  well, there's an offensive smell comin off the bog as of late. theys this new breed of stink fish what started schoolin in the waters somehow, and they done mutated and cannibilizin one another, praise God! Problem is, lottsa them mutilated stink fish warsh up on the bogshore, and start decomposin in the hot Tennessee sun -- and OLD DOMINION, the odor! Luckily, Henry Choi, the owner of a Northern Korean Deli from town comes by in the morning to scoop up them dead fish, and haul them off in a big stinky satchel? I brandish Daddy's (RIP) decrotive samurai sword at him, and yell "Hey Mr. Miyagi, you get off my property!". BUt it's an empty gesture, since I don't mind him haulin them stink fish away. The reek is driving my cats Hog Wild!
                  Genesis 1:24
                  And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                  • #384
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    The internet................for it is the tool of Satan himself.


                    Until I see a KJV Bible™ verse that proves me wrong, I will continue to fight the fight until True Christians™ are rid of this scourge.
                    [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                    PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                    With their husbands permission of course

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                    • #385
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Brother Scott View Post
                      The internet................for it is the tool of Satan himself.


                      Until I see a KJV Bible™ verse that proves me wrong, I will continue to fight the fight until True Christians™ are rid of this scourge.
                      Brother Scott, I believe that the Internet is just a fad. It will go the same way as betamax, rubiks cube and The Osmonds. In twenty years time there may be retro geeks who insist on using it but the rest of us will be in the library getting information. Landover forum will exist but it will be an exchange of letters to your pals on issues of the day. Can you imagine the excitement when your weekly letter from Pastor Ezekiel lands on the doormat. What wonders has he sent you today? More joyous words, more photos of him in his full glory?

                      The internet will just be a silly story to tell your grandchildren. I wouldn't worry about it,

                      YIC

                      Jack
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • #386
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        What I am offended by right now is the possibility that I am not serving the Lord our God properly. I have found myself to be a warrior for God in what I thought was His proper church (The Holy Roman Church). Although I have fought for His good reputation everywhere I tread, is it maybe time I repented? It seems members of the forum here do not like my stance with women, for instance.

                        Is it time for me to repent and join the Church of Landover Baptists?

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                        • #387
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Ritterbruder View Post
                          What I am offended by right now is the possibility that I am not serving the Lord our God properly. I have found myself to be a warrior for God in what I thought was His proper church (The Holy Roman Church). Although I have fought for His good reputation everywhere I tread, is it maybe time I repented? It seems members of the forum here do not like my stance with women, for instance.

                          Is it time for me to repent and join the Church of Landover Baptists?
                          It's time for you to stop talking total crap.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #388
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Germans.
                            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                            • #389
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Okay, I'm ready for the Hellfire. Bannish me!

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                              • #390
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Ritterbruder View Post
                                Okay, I'm ready for the Hellfire. Bannish me!

                                Stick around, you might learn something. You don't want to end up in hell for eternity do you? Baby Jesus would want you to stay.
                                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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