[Sister Kitty]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Orphans. Who isn't offended by those things?

Needy, whiny little bastards.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Nobel Peace Prizes



Hellooooo? How about some BALANCE, people?
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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Nobel Peace Prize .. .. How about some BALANCE, people?

Whatever happened to Yasser Arafat? He got one and since Egypt supplied his tunnels, by that logic whoever's in charge of Egypt now deserves one, what with peace breaking out there and all; is that the sort of balance you mean?

Libra: right now I'm offended by astrology

ZEPHANIAH 1:2-5a I will vtterly consume all things from off the land, saith the Lord. I will consume man and beast: I will consume the foules of the heauen and the fishes of the sea, and the stumbling blocks with the wicked, and I will cut off man from off the land, saith the Lord. I will also stretch out mine hand vpon Iudah, and vpon all the inhabitants of Ierusalem, and I will cut off the remnant of Baal from this place, and the name of the Chemarims with the priests: And them that worship the hoste of heauen vpon the house tops..
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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The TV show 'Strictly come dancing'

Or faggots and sluts thrust their genitals to music.


YiC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Hen nights!

What are they for except for women to make total sluts of themselves and show contempt for their fathers and future husbands.

For shame!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Hen nights!

What are they for except for women to make total sluts of themselves and show contempt for their fathers and future husbands.

For shame!

A bride on her wedding day should be chaste and demure as her father (or other owner) gives her away to the husband that has been chosen for her (or who has recently raped her). I have noticed that on these hen parties there are always plenty of men available [total strangers I gather] and the "bride-to-be" wears signage of the lewdest kind. “Why do you even bother to pretend?” I wonder. “Why don't you all just book up the local whore-house and pimp each other out?” At least then their gross debauch would be self financing (and the regular tarts could get a couple of nights off).

I won't put your name in that paragraph, brother Redeemed, with all those harlots. Not only do they show contempt for their owners but for their Creator too and I am appalled at their ignorance, if that's what it is - they seem to have some idea of how a bride should behave though, so that they can do the exact opposite. Surely that is a hallmark of demonic activity?

Lamentations 4:5 They that did feede delicatly, are desolate in the streetes: they that were brought vp in scarlet, embrace dounghilles.
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The Bible always seems so up-to-date doesn't it? It's almost as if God knew there were going to be hen-parties and warned us not to go there. The bride should wear what's white and glides across the floor.

...come dancing

That's a very old one isn't it Mr O'fagan? You'd think that the programmers could at least try to seem original, but satan controls them I suppose and he wants us all to be guttersnipes. Although revolting the English show "ladette to Lady" was at least original - but who wants to watch alcoholic tramps debase themselves like scented poodles for those dashing awful Saxby twins? I know I don't! and that is what offends me right now.

[CatBulletproofHeart]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

This website

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

This website

People like this ^^^ who have a little green square across from their name.

Oh look! It turned red.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

These sex-maniacs who have never read The Bible and yet claim to know all about God. They "love" God who (they say) "loves" them back, but when an example of His Perfect Love is presented VERBATIM and IN CONTEXT from the book He has given us to instruct us in matters where we are DEFICIENT because we are IMPERFECT

BANG!

their true nature is revealed. I hear them around here, usually at night in the forest, growling, panting, running around in circles I am disgusted and although I am obliged to work in some pretty grim deepwater port environments where heathen [Brazilian] and atheist [Russian] sailors claiming no knowledge of God at all behave in the most lewd and depraved manner (or intend to which with 3 months pay in their pockets is almost certain to eventuate) and although I am revolted by their antics on the dancefloor, by their words and gestures at least, I think to myself, they are running according to their lights. They claim to be ignorant and depraved: I tell them yes you are: THEY AGREE WITH ME (and usually suggest some sort of demonstration): they are definitely not talking about "love" and are very clear on that point. What you see is exactly what you [probably] get.

Yes Mr Smyth, they have integrity. Bulletproof Heart has none - a profession of God's Perfect Love arouses hate & insults and your assessment reassures me that the vile wretches who have been enjoying the sunshine today will indeed be preparing themselves for a good old frenzy in the forest it sickens me to imagine what they are doing right now & to anticipate their gross antics later tonight and that I am right to be offended when they come swivelling through the forest by moonlight past my house (which is surrounded by trees they probably think I can't see them but I can and why do they choose this location?) Mr Smyth that is the most offensive part of it all.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Today i took the train. Another guy was sitting across from me. He was good looking because he had some kind of tanning creme in his face. The first minutes everything was quite innocent and normal. Then i felt his knee touching mine.

It was a bit uncommon to feel this kind of contact. But i thought that the guy maybe don't knows that his knee is touchung mine. But then after another 4 minutes he started to push extremy strong agains my knee. Now i knew that the most horrible thing happend - another guy is lusting for me.

So in that situation i had the choice to do 2 things.

1. I could put my knee away from his knee.
2. I could let my knee where it is and do like nothing is happening.

I was not able to do the first thing because if i had put my knee away the Homer would definately know that i know what is going on. Thats embarrasing and maybe he is thinking:" Ah he knows what i have done!"

Therefore i acted 20 minutes like nothing is happening. Our knees where together all the time. It was really terrible but i was the winner in that situation because i was acting like nothing is happening.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Therefore i acted 20 minutes like nothing is happening. Our knees where together all the time. It was really terrible but i was the winner in that situation because i was acting like nothing is happening.

Your sure showed that stupid homer

When I'm at work (in the WC of Peveral Park) I see all kinds of men 'acting like nothing is going on'. But they are acting like nothing is going on for real

YIC

[VictoryOS]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Brother Titus, you are also the winner because you didn't let him have his way with your anus. The touching of knees in public places is a well known homosexual signal. Had you made the wrong move, you would have been brutally raped, probably robbed, and left for dead.

This is what passes for "romance" in this homocrazy world we live in, unfortunately.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Oh my goodness, I just got chills in my spirit reading of your traumatic train ride, Brother Titus! I am resolved to never let my children go in or even near trains. There's nothing they could do should a homosexual person corner them on a train!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

It was really terrible. I also felt his body heat. And he tried to make eye contact all the time. I looked out of the window but the last minutes i acted like i was sleeping.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People who use semi colons instead of colons: God I hate them.

YIC
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