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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
    • Aug 2012
    • 151

    #586
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    These blue Golden Corral cups. Notice the bubbles implying "oneness with nature" and the color blue, suggesting the water is from God's oceans--an outright lie!

    Notice the PEPSI logo, which is really what the beverage at first was (sent to our table by mistake). So much sinful association. Can't eat anywhere these days without the Devil popping his ugly head in.
    I am offended by your consumption of soda, and plastic.....
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #587
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
      I am offended by your consumption of soda, and plastic.....
      I am offended by your intolerance.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
        Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
        • Aug 2012
        • 151

        #588
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I am offended by your intolerance.
        Maybe you should turn to the mirror while you're pointing that finger.
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #589
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
          Maybe you should turn to the mirror while you're pointing that finger.
          More intolerance and hatemongering. It must hurt to be that sinful.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912

            #590
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I was in the train today. I wa sitting there in front of me another guy.
            After a while i recognised that our legs touch each other. So i slowly pulled away hoping the situation doesn't get too embarrassing.
            Believe it or not minutes later he started to go near my legs again. I was really happy that my station was near.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • Shimei
              Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
              • Mar 2011
              • 203

              #591
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.

              In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.

              The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.

              It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #592
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.

                In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.

                The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.

                It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.

                Friend, I think that Jesus and I are more understanding of your violent, Samurai nature. It is not your fault that you are part Asian, any more than it is a badger's fault that he is a badger. God created beasts so that man could eat, and operate a chariot. He also created Asians, so that Jesus would have something to see off in the distance while Satan was tempting Him in Luke 4:5. I'm not sure why He made you people so bloodthirsty, but His Will is often mysterious that way.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #593
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                  Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.

                  In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.

                  The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.
                  Are you sure it wasn't an angel you were wrestling?

                  24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
                  25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
                  26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.


                  It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.
                  That hasn't happened in at least 20 years.

                  Were you wearing a Flava Flave massive clock around your neck held on with a gold rope? Did you show up in a Raiders starter jacket and start hitting on his girlfriend after changing the jukebox to the one rap song that was in it?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Shimei
                    Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 203

                    #594
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Are you sure it wasn't an angel you were wrestling?

                    24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
                    25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
                    26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.

                    That hasn't happened in at least 20 years.

                    Were you wearing a Flava Flave massive clock around your neck held on with a gold rope? Did you show up in a Raiders starter jacket and start hitting on his girlfriend after changing the jukebox to the one rap song that was in it?

                    Maybe the angels of others are my demons?



                    Coincidinky, one day my daughter came home from school. This was in the first or second grade. She was in tears. I wiped her eyes and asked what was wrong. She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.



                    Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #595
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                      Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.
                      So you are a communist. I suspected as much.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #596
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                        Maybe the angels of others are my demons?
                        Um, I'm pretty sure angles aren't Demon Shape Shifters.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Bjorn Jensen
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 2355

                          #597
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          I am offended by people who spell Christmas as "Xmas"

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                          • Shimei
                            Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 203

                            #598
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Um, I'm pretty sure angles aren't Demon Shape Shifters.
                            Perhaps not.

                            I want to thank everyone here for entertaining me during the duration of my stay. I am moving on to other places. This is for certain, you will be remembered.

                            Take care and God bless.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #599
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                              Maybe the angels of others are my demons?



                              Coincidinky, one day my daughter came home from school. This was in the first or second grade. She was in tears. I wiped her eyes and asked what was wrong. She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.



                              Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.
                              I don't understand how it is offensive to slant ones eyes. You ornamentals do it all the time, but it's a problem if someone else does it? Christ and hypocrisy are like oil and water, friend. You should try to avoid double standards.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #600
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                                She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.
                                Well, thank goodness the plate faces would never be racist to whites, right? Why not move on over to Japan or China so you can be treated so well?
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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