[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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These blue Golden Corral cups. Notice the bubbles implying "oneness with nature" and the color blue, suggesting the water is from God's oceans--an outright lie!

Notice the PEPSI logo, which is really what the beverage at first was (sent to our table by mistake). So much sinful association. Can't eat anywhere these days without the Devil popping his ugly head in.

I am offended by your consumption of soda, and plastic.....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am offended by your consumption of soda, and plastic.....

I am offended by your intolerance.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

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I am offended by your intolerance.

Maybe you should turn to the mirror while you're pointing that finger.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe you should turn to the mirror while you're pointing that finger.

More intolerance and hatemongering. It must hurt to be that sinful.

[Titus Templeton]

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I was in the train today. I wa sitting there in front of me another guy.
After a while i recognised that our legs touch each other. So i slowly pulled away hoping the situation doesn't get too embarrassing.
Believe it or not minutes later he started to go near my legs again. I was really happy that my station was near.

[Shimei]

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Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.

In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.

The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.

It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.

In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.

The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.

It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.

Friend, I think that Jesus and I are more understanding of your violent, Samurai nature. It is not your fault that you are part Asian, any more than it is a badger's fault that he is a badger. God created beasts so that man could eat, and operate a chariot. He also created Asians, so that Jesus would have something to see off in the distance while Satan was tempting Him in Luke 4:5. I'm not sure why He made you people so bloodthirsty, but His Will is often mysterious that way.

[Levi Jones]

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Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.

In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.

The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.

Are you sure it wasn't an angel you were wrestling?

24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.

It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.

That hasn't happened in at least 20 years.

Were you wearing a Flava Flave massive clock around your neck held on with a gold rope? Did you show up in a Raiders starter jacket and start hitting on his girlfriend after changing the jukebox to the one rap song that was in it?

[Shimei]

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Are you sure it wasn't an angel you were wrestling?

24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.

That hasn't happened in at least 20 years.

Were you wearing a Flava Flave massive clock around your neck held on with a gold rope? Did you show up in a Raiders starter jacket and start hitting on his girlfriend after changing the jukebox to the one rap song that was in it?

Maybe the angels of others are my demons?



Coincidinky, one day my daughter came home from school. This was in the first or second grade. She was in tears. I wiped her eyes and asked what was wrong. She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.



Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.

So you are a communist. I suspected as much.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Maybe the angels of others are my demons?

Um, I'm pretty sure angles aren't Demon Shape Shifters.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I am offended by people who spell Christmas as "Xmas"

[Shimei]

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Um, I'm pretty sure angles aren't Demon Shape Shifters.

Perhaps not.

I want to thank everyone here for entertaining me during the duration of my stay. I am moving on to other places. This is for certain, you will be remembered.

Take care and God bless.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Maybe the angels of others are my demons?



Coincidinky, one day my daughter came home from school. This was in the first or second grade. She was in tears. I wiped her eyes and asked what was wrong. She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.



Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.

I don't understand how it is offensive to slant ones eyes. You ornamentals do it all the time, but it's a problem if someone else does it? Christ and hypocrisy are like oil and water, friend. You should try to avoid double standards.

[Levi Jones]

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She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.

Well, thank goodness the plate faces would never be racist to whites, right? Why not move on over to Japan or China so you can be treated so well?