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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Neegro Rapture hits a problem
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Oh to bad I am not as witty as my fellow true Christians. But those are quite funny captions Brothers and Sisters. Who says Christians don't have fun?
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Like a Jeopardy Answer:
"What a Nigra thinks Higher Education is?"Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Rising into the sky, the dead little niglets are about to receive their wings and become bats.Comment
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Evel Knievel (L) rides alongside Miami's Obama Inauguration Day Parade.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View PostFirst pic:
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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"FOXNews coverage of the Obama Presidency will return, right after these important messages."Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View PostFirst pic:
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Parade honors every successful Black person in history.
From right to left: Ghandi, the guy who invented peanut butter, Martin Luther King, Obama, (blank due to lack of successful blacks), Cthuldu, Bo (Obama's Dog), Malcom X, (blank due to lack of successful blacks).Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 11-21-2009, 02:14 AM.#forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!
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Quote: Free, Free at last if some will cut my strings
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Harry Reid quoted as saying, "I for one welcome our new African American Overlords. As a trusted Senator, I can be useful in rounding up white women to rape."Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Alternative:
Japanese learn why one never fries chicken on the beach.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Buahahahaha, that's such an easily exploitable picture- I have to admit, I really laughed at your guy's responses.
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