[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

This is the most evil thread I have seen here in God's favorite forum! I hope my husband Elmer doesn't see it because it mocks his own thread in the Promise Enforcers forum. Someone, please remove this thread and assign warning points to the member who started it - in Jesus' name, I command thee. CONCERNED GLENDORA

Ever wonder what sort of material Elmer posts? Apparently the gents don't find female bodies quite as awful as they claim to.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=68682#poststop

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Ever wonder what sort of material Elmer posts? Apparently the gents don't find female bodies quite as awful as they claim to.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...68682#poststop

Listen harlot, just because we want our woman to be properly fertile so they can make many little Christian warriors means we are a bunch of reprobates. I suppose it works for that she-male you are married to but having some woman's slobbering mommy cave shoved in our faces only degusts us REAL men.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Listen harlot, just because we want our woman to be properly fertile so they can make many little Christian warriors means we are a bunch of reprobates. I suppose it works for that she-male you are married to but having some woman's slobbering mommy cave shoved in our faces only degusts us REAL men.

And how exactly does having the men watch an anonymous woman zip and unzip her shirt ensure the fertility of the women at Landover?

And speaking of slobbering, Zeke's response to Elmer's post was practically swimming in drool.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Go for it.

Was that a terrorist threat of some kind?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

And how exactly does having the men watch an anonymous woman zip and unzip her shirt ensure the fertility of the women at Landover?

How else are we going to tell whether those were real breasts or not?

And speaking of slobbering, Zeke's response to Elmer's post was practically swimming in drool.

Pastor Zeke was merely rejoicing at Godly site of a fertile woman.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

How else are we going to tell whether those were real breasts or not?


Pastor Zeke was merely rejoicing at Godly site of a fertile woman.

Breast size is not an indicator of fertility. And since you people frown on breast-feeding, it shouldn't matter if they're real or not. So you see, according to your own rules, there's no good reason for a Landover man to ever look at a woman's breasts.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Breast size is not an indicator of fertility.

Care to back that up with scripture?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Care to back that up with scripture?

No need to. I personally know small-breasted women who have had several children and breast-fed them all.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

No need to. I personally know small-breasted women who have had several children and breast-fed them all.

See? If even a small-breasted woman can manage that, then you've got no excuse.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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See? If even a small-breasted woman can manage that, then you've got no excuse.

I don't need an excuse. We don't want kids.

[Brother V]

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Care to back that up with scripture?

As BT has mentioned, women with small breasts aren't made for having children.

Song of Solomon 8:8 We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?

Not only will she not know what to do, but a girl with small breasts is mocked in the Bible (Kjv1611)

9 If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar.

10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

Calling the sister with small boobs a wall, or a door, it's just the way it is.

Now a woman with TOWERS!!! That's what Solomon would want!

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Old Iron Crotch]

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As BT has mentioned, women with small breasts aren't made for having children.

Song of Solomon 8:8 We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?

Is it possible that the little sister spoken of in the verse is pre-pubescent?

Not only will she not know what to do, but a girl with small breasts is mocked in the Bible (Kjv1611)

The knowledge of how to nurse is pretty instinctive. She and the baby can usually figure it out.

9 If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar.

10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

Calling the sister with small boobs a wall, or a door, it's just the way it is.

Now a woman with TOWERS!!! That's what Solomon would want!


PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

Sounds like one sister is calling herself a wall with towers, not one sister a wall and another sister with towers.

[Brother V]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Sounds like one sister is calling herself a wall with towers, not one sister a wall and another sister with towers.

I believe she was saying that she was in good physical condition. Not that she was overweight. But that she was slim, her stomach didn't protrude. She had a flat stomach. A wall, and she had nice breasts, a wall WITH towers.

It's highly possible the girl was pre-pubescent.

Historic Life Expectancy Rates

We are going to be looking for the neolithic or bronze age.

You will see that the average person lived for 18-20 years. So being married at 12 would be more than half that person's life time.

This is interesting (to me) During the classical Roman and Greek periods people lived to be (on average) 28. Jesus, even though gruesomely crucified on the cross, lived to a ripe OLD age of (most likely) 33.

You may think that 28 is a VERY young age to die, but currently, people in SWAZILAND normally live to be 32.6.

Thank you Jesus for not letting me be born in SWAZILAND!!!

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I believe she was saying that she was in good physical condition. Not that she was overweight. But that she was slim, her stomach didn't protrude. She had a flat stomach. A wall, and she had nice breasts, a wall WITH towers.

Make up your mind. First you said that the "wall" referred to a flat chest, now you're saying it's tight abs.

It's highly possible the girl was pre-pubescent.

So why would you ridicule a pre-pubescent girl for not having breasts?

Historic Life Expectancy Rates

We are going to be looking for the neolithic or bronze age.

You will see that the average person lived for 18-20 years. So being married at 12 would be more than half that person's life time.

People married young because of the short life expectancy. They needed to reproduce as quickly as possible to ensure the survival of the tribe. The Catch 22 there is that having babies so young shortened the female life expectancy even more. Since we don't exactly have a population deficit in this century, there's no reason to rush to make babies.

This is interesting (to me) During the classical Roman and Greek periods people lived to be (on average) 28. Jesus, even though gruesomely crucified on the cross, lived to a ripe OLD age of (most likely) 33.

And? Or did you just find this to be an interesting morsel of trivia?

You may think that 28 is a VERY young age to die, but currently, people in SWAZILAND normally live to be 32.6.

Thank you Jesus for not letting me be born in SWAZILAND!!!

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

Ok....not sure what Swaziland has to do with anything, but if it gives you cause for joy...

[Brother V]

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Ok....not sure what Swaziland has to do with anything, but if it gives you cause for joy...

We were discussing why the girl had no breasts, so I put it into historic perspective as to how old the girl would be.

To make it relate even better to today, I threw in a little perspective on how different the world is, including that swaziland has the lowest current life expectancy rate.

But that was apparently lost on you, because you seem to only want to talk about boobies.