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  • Someangel27
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 2

    #31
    Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

    As someone who used to listen to this group when I was younger and unsaved..

    I have to disagree with the OP this band has a huge religious undertone are they a christan band no they are not. but many of there songs deal with Jesus or God in one way or the other normally praising God.

    listen to there songs Bartender,EH Hee, Time Bomb and I could go on.

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    • Earlie Cuyler
      Unsaved trash, goofball
      • Jan 2010
      • 8

      #32
      Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

      They have a song called "Minarets". A minaret is something Muslim. They are obviously trying to push forward an agenda to kill God. Matthews even once dreamed that he killed God, and then wrote a song about it. (Un-cleverly titled "Dreamed I Killed God.")

      He even had the NERVE to call one of his songs "Lying in the Hands of God."

      This fellow is not to be trusted, at all. I was tempted by his music when I was in college, mostly due to the fact that I foolishly wanted to fit in and was tempted into sin by fornicating with young women who smelled of patchouli and listened to this garbage. Thankfully, I am now saved.

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #33
        Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

        To all of you attempting to defend DMB: please explain all of the hidden messages I found in their art in my OP. No one has yet to do that!
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • MyWombisaVessel
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 7

          #34
          Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

          I firmly agree with all that is said in this thread.

          they also have 2-3 negra band members. so sad.

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          • Gabriel Reproba
            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2479

            #35
            Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

            Originally posted by MyWombisaVessel View Post
            I firmly agree with all that is said in this thread.

            they also have 2-3 negra band members. so sad.
            Do I know you? Have we been properly introduced? If you haven't posted a new thread in our Intro forums, please do so before you start posting. Thanks, and welcome!
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • MyWombisaVessel
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2010
              • 7

              #36
              Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
              Do I know you? Have we been properly introduced? If you haven't posted a new thread in our Intro forums, please do so before you start posting. Thanks, and welcome!

              I dont think we have. I am Caleb.

              Thanks for the heads up on the Intro Forums! I really appreciate it.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #37
                Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                Originally posted by Grace Is Not Gone View Post
                I like the Dave Matthews Band.
                That is because you are a Homer.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • WoooBabyBallin
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3

                  #38
                  Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                  I did some Jesus empowered research on THE Dave Matthews Band. This band brings young folk to the point of merely asking for a pm to get sum. I was appalled when I read this on their devil forums. Then they have the audacity to go on about some disgusting song called MacHead? A combination of Eternal Sinner (but thuper cute) Paul McCartney and Radiohead. These 'Ants' as they are called are supremely evil beings.
                  However, I am saved, thank ya jezuz. I stick with the lord's iPod of Nickelback and Creed.


                  If not, pm, if not. Get Sum.

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                  • mcwyffe
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 16

                    #39
                    Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                    Originally posted by WoooBabyBallin View Post
                    I did some Jesus empowered research on THE Dave Matthews Band. This band brings young folk to the point of merely asking for a pm to get sum. I was appalled when I read this on their devil forums. Then they have the audacity to go on about some disgusting song called MacHead? A combination of Eternal Sinner (but thuper cute) Paul McCartney and Radiohead. These 'Ants' as they are called are supremely evil beings.
                    However, I am saved, thank ya jezuz. I stick with the lord's iPod of Nickelback and Creed.


                    If not, pm, if not. Get Sum.
                    If by sum you mean sexual intercourse, then this is ridiculous. That should only be had by two married lovers.



                    And about Dave Mathews Band, I feel bad saying this, but I have been to a Concert of theirs. It was a terrible site. There were underage childred grinding up against each other. And tons of underage drinking. I will never see them again.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #40
                      Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                      It is a known fact (not just an opinion) that all DMB followers are either Pedos or pedos in training
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Walter Bishop
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 19

                        #41
                        Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                        You're looking waaay too much into this. Coincidence?
                        You could say the same about anything if you tried hard enough.

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                        • Jamesy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 31

                          #42
                          Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                          Prompted by Rev Lebowski's insightful comments in this thread, I have done a careful analysis of the Dave Matthews Band's latest album cover. I have discovered that they are evil fascists in league with Satan; secret Muslims who hate all prayer to ANY God; and they love to perform oral sex on each other (or anything else, for that matter) in an attempt to destroy the Holy Trinity, whom they fear above all others. And they accuse the KKK of being a bunch of idiots all drunk on Big Whiskey! Want proof? It's all there on their cover! A picture is worth 1,000 words. Here is the result of my analysis:
                          Or maybe it's just album artwork because it looks cool, you paranoid fuckwanktit.

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                          • Walter Bishop
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                            • Jan 2010
                            • 19

                            #43
                            Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                            Originally posted by Johnny G View Post
                            I rarely listen to music these days, but your attempt to judge me as a fan of band I had never even thought to listen to astounds me. This was simply the first thread that was topped in this section of the website and was quite surprised with what I found. You all twist what the bible says to prove your own points, yet discredit several accounts where it would shoot down your argument. If you know anything of history, the times in which the Old Testament was written consisted of people telling stories in grand fashion, not a literal one like the New Testament's time period. No doubt did these things happen, but a literal read of the bible in that context makes you no less radical than the Taliban or other Islamic groups. It's actually quite frightening
                            I agree with everything this man has said. This isn't a forum for Christianity, it's a forum for judging people who don't think exactly like you, and everyone elses opinion seems to be wrong.

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                            • Gabriel Reproba
                              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2479

                              #44
                              Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                              Originally posted by Walter Bishop View Post
                              I agree with everything this man has said. This isn't a forum for Christianity, it's a forum for judging people who don't think exactly like you, and everyone elses opinion seems to be wrong.
                              Do you not judge others? Have you not judged us?

                              Do you care to stay on topic and address the thread subject? How do you explain the anomalies on the album cover? Coincidence? Then why so many?
                              Yours In Christ,

                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
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                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #45
                                Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER!

                                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                Do you not judge others? Have you not judged us?

                                Do you care to stay on topic and address the thread subject? How do you explain the anomalies on the album cover? Coincidence? Then why so many?
                                Exactly, Brother Gabe! This man was judging us when he said that. A little hypocritical don't you think? Perhaps he should get to reading Matthew 7:1-5.

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