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  • Five Year Old Girl
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 130

    #241
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    You should get thuh Devow outta yer eyesez. Reaow Kwistians read my wordses just fine.

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    • Hitoshi
      Professor of Engrish
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 446

      #242
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by Ghost View Post
      OK Hitoshi. Unlike all of the other people around here, I completley respect your race. I love eating your food and trying to speak your language. My question is to do with your language actually. What is the sentence:
      'The Lord doesn't love people who insult his followers'
      in Japanese, I want to post it to the people on this forum because they shouldn't be so mean to you!
      Yours faithfully
      Ghost
      thank for question is respect. Here is answer of question:

      「主彼の従節」を侮辱する人々を愛しない

      also I am say for you Shinto prayer (was learn prayer from grand mother when child) is give you much good luck and happy energy for success!

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      • Goats
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2007
        • 74

        #243
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        I merely asked if you could retype your words. There is no need for insults.
        God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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        • Hitoshi
          Professor of Engrish
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 446

          #244
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          Originally posted by Ghost View Post
          I merely asked if you could retype your words. There is no need for insults.
          total ridiculous! I was polite give you japanese translate. I was not insult okay if any one RUDE is you give me break. I am say Shinto prayer that is take away good luck from other prayer and maybe is give you acne.

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          • Five Year Old Girl
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 130

            #245
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Snot my fault you hate Jeevus. Bibow says nota throw Gummy Bears at Dia-beaters, so I'ma stop tawkin ta' you now.

            Dummy-Butt!

            Originally posted by Ghost View Post
            I merely asked if you could retype your words. There is no need for insults.

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            • Goats
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2007
              • 74

              #246
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Hitoshi I apologise, my words were not aimed at you, but at the 5 year odl girl. I am sorry for the mix up. My respects to you.
              God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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              • Five Year Old Girl
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 130

                #247
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Hitoshi! Hitoshi!

                Why do bad ghostses haunt yer threads? Do theyhate you on accounta thuh Devow? They do; they hate you on accounta thuh Devow, haw?

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #248
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  total ridiculous! I was polite give you japanese translate. I was not insult okay if any one RUDE is you give me break. I am say Shinto prayer that is take away good luck from other prayer and maybe is give you acne.
                  Hibachi: I will tell you one more time that praying to ferns and rocks is a stupid waste of time! GET WITH GOD! You nippers have a lot of cash. FORK SOME OF IT OVER UNLESS YOU WANT TO HEAR B-29s OVER NAGASAKI AGAIN!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #249
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post

                    Hitoshi! Hitoshi!

                    Why do bad ghostses haunt yer threads? Do theyhate you on accounta thuh Devow? They do; they hate you on accounta thuh Devow, haw?
                    Nothing to be afraid of, little Five, it's only ghostboy and he's harmless ... maybe ...
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Five Year Old Girl
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 130

                      #250
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      But he don't wike Jeevus. I fink he's a warm Luke.

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #251
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post

                        But he don't wike Jeevus. I fink he's a warm Luke.
                        Hmmm, I think you've got that right, honeybun, our ghostboy is (a pathetic loser) lukewarm on Jesus, and he isn't sure what he believes yet ...

                        Hugs in Jesus! Sister (auntie) Noddy
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Goats
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 74

                          #252
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          I am 100% about Jesus, Sister. However, I am not 100% sure that what you people believe is correct. Yes Jesus exists, yes people go to hell, but no, people like the Japanese shouldn't be hated as they are on this forum. People with disorders shouldn't be hated like they are on this forum. They should be prayed for, so that they may be healed.
                          God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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                          • Five Year Old Girl
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 130

                            #253
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Auntie Noddy! Auntie Noddy!

                            The Gost boy keeps comin; back an' sayin' how much he loves thuh Devow & stuff. An' Hitoshi never answereded my question 'bout thuh guppies. I fink thuh bad ghost boy musta done somethin' mean ta' Hitoshi. He's a bad Ghost-boy. I don't fink he wikes thuh Japernes or sumthin'. He musta done a badness ta' Hitoshi.

                            Antie Noddy, I don't wike thuh ghost boy; he hates Jeevus.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #254
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              Originally posted by Goats View Post
                              I am 100% about Jesus, Sister. However, I am not 100% sure that what you people believe is correct. Yes Jesus exists, yes people go to hell, but no, people like the Japanese shouldn't be hated as they are on this forum. People with disorders shouldn't be hated like they are on this forum. They should be prayed for, so that they may be healed.
                              You are quite correct that the slants have a disorder. Have you ever actually read the entire Bible?

                              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #255
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by Goats View Post
                                I am 100% about Jesus, Sister.
                                Right..
                                Then you would obey Him.

                                But he answered and said, It is written,
                                Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
                                Matthew 4:4

                                That's JESUS HIMSELF talking to you, fool.
                                But you reject every word God has ever spoken UNLESS those were (or so you think, as it's not God speaking to you.) spoken to you directly.
                                You trust a voice in your head, over the Word of God as found in the Holy Bible.

                                So let me ask you this:
                                Thousands, if not hundreds of thousands - do the same as you do.
                                Is every single one of those Saved? If not, who are you to say that the voice in YOUR head is correct? (That'd be PRIDE & VANITY talking.)
                                And if you think they are.. Well, then there's probably no hope for you whatsoever.

                                However, I am not 100% sure that what you people believe is correct.
                                And you are 100% hellbound, and 100% deceived by satan.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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