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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446
    #166
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Hey, Hitoshi! Why do you gooks have uncircumsized eyelids?
    I am JAPANESE not gook and this question is much DISRESPECT okay. how come you are not circumsize fat on belly? because you are too busy supersize Big mac meal deal okay. you need for learn how ask question that is INTELLIGENCE and POLITE but maybe you are have too much trans fat in brain from french fry. try eat some fish is good brain food and then you come back and ask proper question that have RESPECT.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #167
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        I have a question. How can you gooks tell the difference between men and women over there? I mean you all look alike; no body hair, no bosoms. How do you keep from marrying the wrong way? Or maybe you don't care because you worship that fat slob Boodha.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446
            #168
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I have a question. How can you gooks tell the difference between men and women over there? I mean you all look alike; no body hair, no bosoms. How do you keep from marrying the wrong way? Or maybe you don't care because you worship that fat slob Boodha.
            I am wonder same about how landover Baptist is tell each other apart. here is haiku I am title "lambs of god"

            landover baptists
            all think same talk same - maybe
            name should be baaaaptists

            also you guys all ugly.

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3330
                #169
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Have your grandparents stopped glowing in the dark yet?
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • Brother Guy Bayard
                    Anvil of the Antipodes
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1271
                    #170
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                    I am wonder same about how landover Baptist is tell each other apart. here is haiku I am title "lambs of god"

                    landover baptists
                    all think same talk same - maybe
                    name should be baaaaptists

                    also you guys all ugly.
                    I like your poem Hitoshi.
                    Will you write more please?
                    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • Brother Guy Bayard
                        Anvil of the Antipodes
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1271
                        #171
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Guy View Post
                        I like your poem Hitoshi.
                        Will you write more please?
                        here is one I call "Jesus loves us all"

                        Jesus loves us all
                        Except for japanese man
                        Jap man have small plick
                        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                          • SinisterPizza
                            Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                            Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 273
                            #172
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Well, I have a question...have you ever been on Super Human Colosseum, Live Live Downtown, TV Champions, or any other Sushi TV-worthy Japanese game show?

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #173
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                                Well, I have a question...have you ever been on Super Human Colosseum, Live Live Downtown, TV Champions, or any other Sushi TV-worthy Japanese game show?
                                Bah. The only Jap TV worth watching is old footage of Hitoshima and Nagasake, although I suppose the amount of tentacle porn they export is useful for keeping perverts so busy that they forget to vote Democrat. They should get Aum Shinrikyo to take over Takeshi's Castle, I'd watch that.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • Hitoshi
                                    Professor of Engrish
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 446
                                    #174
                                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                    Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                                    Well, I have a question...have you ever been on Super Human Colosseum, Live Live Downtown, TV Champions, or any other Sushi TV-worthy Japanese game show?
                                    I am never on game show but I would love! Japanese game show are much clever and fun! one my favorite is contestant must say difficult sentence (is tongue twist) without make mistake. if make mistake contestant is hit in genital. ha ha. I am give clip for bring smile.


                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyg750zxgec

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                                      • Marshall
                                        Righteous and Patriotic
                                        Highest body count at the VFW
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 3330
                                        #175
                                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                        How can anyone be expected to know when one of them says it wrong?
                                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                          • Hitoshi
                                            Professor of Engrish
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 446
                                            #176
                                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                                            How can anyone be expected to know when one of them says it wrong?
                                            by understanding Japanese language

                                            you can start by click here http://www.freejapaneselessons.com/

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #177
                                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                                You know, I'd like to see the Demoncrat debates set up like that. Every time one of them blasphemes or fails to support our troops and GWB's tireless efforts to bring our nation closer to Jesus, a giant fist on a stick comes up and mashes their stones. It's not like any of them stand a chance of going to Heaven anyway.

                                                He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

                                                Don't you just know it would hurt Hellary the most?
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Marshall
                                                    Righteous and Patriotic
                                                    Highest body count at the VFW
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 3330
                                                    #178
                                                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                                    That wouldn't work because Democrats don't have any stones.
                                                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                                      • Hitoshi
                                                        Professor of Engrish
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 446
                                                        #179
                                                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                                        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                                                        That wouldn't work because Democrats don't have any stones.
                                                        Maybe is because Landover baptist are take them all and put in their head.

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                                                          • Marshall
                                                            Righteous and Patriotic
                                                            Highest body count at the VFW
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 3330
                                                            #180
                                                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                                            You need to watch that forked tongue you yellow Devil!
                                                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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