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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #271
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
    ...(and is milf okay).
    It's spelled milk, you mangler of language. Milk and cook....
    maybe her momma will give you some "milf", you clueless gookie.

    PP

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    • Rev. Carlton Green
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Nov 2006
      • 311

      #272
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Why do Slant eyed Gooks enjoy dressing up like fags and frolicking about?



      **Notice, they have stuffed thier speedos to appear larger down there**

      I'm a little late replying, but good, gentle Sister Thumper's photo has brought something to my attention at the shameless jappy subliminal messaging!

      Notice when you take the the letters on their helmets, plus that discreet line between them, you will soon discover the devil's presence within, for it spells out SIN!

      I've made extra effort to make a highlight comparison.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #273
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Excellent observation Brother. I Beleive you are right!

        Now I have a question for the slit eyed slant. Are these real good words?


        Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)

        English
        Chinese

        That's not right
        Sum Ting Wong

        Are you harboring a fugitive?
        Hu Yu Hai Ding

        See me ASAP
        Kum Hia Nao

        Stupid Man
        Dum Fuk

        Small Horse
        Tai Ni Po Ni

        Did you go to the beach?
        Wai Yu So Tan

        I bumped into a coffee table
        Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

        I think you need a face lift
        Chin Tu Fat

        It's very dark in here
        Wai So Dim

        I thought you were on a diet
        Wai Yu Mun Ching

        This is a tow away zone
        No Pah King

        Our meeting is scheduled for next week
        Wai Yu Kum Nao

        Staying out of sight
        Lei Ying Lo

        He's cleaning his automobile
        Wa Shing Ka

        Your body odor is offensive
        Yu Stin Ki Pu

        Great
        Fa Kin Su Pa
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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #274
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          Is it true that Japanese "men" like dominant feminazis like Hitlery Klingon, and pay them extra to flog them with belts, whips, and pieces of razor wire?
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          • narrowpathy
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            Forum Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 318

            #275
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Hi-to-shi,

            did you grandmothers provide sexual services to American soldiers? I ask because you don't look very yellow (or as you put it, 'healthy gold').
            "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #276
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Hey Hitosha! I want to let bygones be bygones, offer you an olive branch, and bury the hatchet, as the saying goes. I'm sorry I teased you so, and to make up for it, I have a present for you.

              I know that you are always on the lookout for nice wholesome girls to date and eventually bring home to your family hut to grow rice. Well, I've found a gold mine for you, pal. Take a look at THESE babes, just waiting for you to ask them out. Every one of them is looking for love, buddy.

              Of course, you might have to wait 7-12 years.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #277
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Interesting site Pastor Zeke. This one looks like a match made in heaven for dear old Hyundai.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • narrowpathy
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 318

                  #278
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Hey Hitosha! I want to let bygones be bygones, offer you an olive branch, and bury the hatchet, as the saying goes. I'm sorry I teased you so, and to make up for it, I have a present for you.

                  I know that you are always on the lookout for nice wholesome girls to date and eventually bring home to your family hut to grow rice. Well, I've found a gold mine for you, pal. Take a look at THESE babes, just waiting for you to ask them out. Every one of them is looking for love, buddy.

                  Of course, you might have to wait 7-12 years.

                  18And Jacob loved Rachel; and said, I will serve thee seven years for Rachel thy younger daughter.

                  19And Laban said, It is better that I give her to thee, than that I should give her to another man: abide with me. 20And Jacob served seven years for Rachel; and they seemed unto him but a few days, for the love he had to her.
                  "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #279
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    Is it true that Japanese "men" like dominant feminazis like Hitlery Klingon, and pay them extra to flog them with belts, whips, and pieces of razor wire?
                    yes many Japanese man are like these thing. I am like too (fetish is have woman walk on my back in high heel). I am also like dish it out.
                    Attached Files

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                    • Hitoshi
                      Professor of Engrish
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 446

                      #280
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Hey Hitosha! I want to let bygones be bygones, offer you an olive branch, and bury the hatchet, as the saying goes. I'm sorry I teased you so, and to make up for it, I have a present for you.

                      I know that you are always on the lookout for nice wholesome girls to date and eventually bring home to your family hut to grow rice. Well, I've found a gold mine for you, pal. Take a look at THESE babes, just waiting for you to ask them out. Every one of them is looking for love, buddy.

                      Of course, you might have to wait 7-12 years.
                      thank you for this. I am return favor.

                      http://www.rainbowchristians.com/

                      I am wish you luck and happy success!

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #281
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                        Ackk!! Hitoshi you insensitive chink!

                        Don't click on that anybody; it's a place where homers and diesel-dykes think Jesus loves them. Gawd; gives me the creeps. It would be like going to a parish and everybody you greet has sticky hands.

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                        • Juliette
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 705

                          #282
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                          thank you for this. I am return favor.

                          http://www.rainbowchristians.com/

                          I am wish you luck and happy success!
                          Why do you do this to me Mister?

                          Have a look at these *uch* 'women' on the left, sure that is work of Satan.


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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #283
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            I have a question for you: Do you drive as bad as your mother?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • VictoryOS
                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5390

                              #284
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              Hitoshi, I'm so glad to see you back! You haven't been around for a while. I hope you've just been too busy studying your Bible.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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                              • Hitoshi
                                Professor of Engrish
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 446

                                #285
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                I have a question for you: Do you drive as bad as your mother?
                                yes I am bad driver. last night I rear end your wife.

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