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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #256
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by Goats View Post
    OK Hitoshi. Unlike all of the other people around here, I completley respect your race. I love eating your food and trying to speak your language.
    Why do you hate Freedom?
    Originally posted by Goats View Post
    A nation most blessed by God? A nation with so many tornadoes, hurricanes, and deaths every year?
    If I understand you right, you live in England. Do you have the blue tongue yet? I live in Sheffield. Did you see what happened to us this summer? When JESUS drowned that 14-year-old Christ-denier, I laughed so hard I nearly swallowed my tongue!
    A country responsible for most of the food related deaths worldwide (Mc Donalds). That is not blessed my friend.
    Ok, what country would you consider blessed? Ethiopia? Afghanistan? Nigria? North Korea?
    Originally posted by Goats View Post
    I am 100% about Jesus, Sister. However, I am not 100% sure that what you people believe is correct.
    We believe that Jesus is the Son of God. What's so incorrect about that?
    Originally posted by Goats e
    Yes Jesus exists, yes people go to hell, but no, people like the Japanese shouldn't be hated as they are on this forum. People with disorders shouldn't be hated like they are on this forum. They should be prayed for, so that they may be healed.
    Is it genuinely possible to heal a Japanese? Tell us more.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Goats
      Unsaved trash
      • Oct 2007
      • 74

      #257
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      You misunderstand me, Brothers. I do not think that the Japanese have disorders. I just notice that you hate them along with the Japanese, hence my commenting on both subjects. I myself love the Japanese race and culture. Brother Temperance, you say I hate freedom, in what way is wanting you to leave Hitoshi alone and for you to stop insulting him a hatred of freedom.
      God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #258
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Originally posted by Goats View Post
        You misunderstand me, Brothers. I do not think that the Japanese have disorders. I just notice that you hate them along with the Japanese, hence my commenting on both subjects. I myself love the Japanese race and culture. Brother Temperance, you say I hate freedom, in what way is wanting you to leave Hitoshi alone and for you to stop insulting him a hatred of freedom.
        I see you completely avoided my question, and everything else I wrote..
        And we aren't your brothers, cause you aren't Saved. So don't refer to us like that again.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Goats
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2007
          • 74

          #259
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          In all do respect, sir. I do not care whether YOU think I'm saved or not. You are completely against me. I will call you whatever I wish and put into action my freedom of speech thank you very much!
          God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #260
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Originally posted by Goats View Post
            In all do respect, sir. I do not care whether YOU think I'm saved or not. You are completely against me. I will call you whatever I wish and put into action my freedom of speech thank you very much!
            For the thousand time -
            It's the BIBLE that says you're going to Hell, not just me.

            And your rights on this forum - NONE.
            If you're only here to to spread your opinion without actually engaging in any kind of discussion.. Then you're nothing but a spammer with an opinion.
            And we can ban you or shut you up as Jesus moves us, cause trolls aren't welcome here.


            So, an answer please:
            Thousands, if not hundreds of thousands - do the same as you do.
            Is every single one of those Saved? If not, who are you to say that the voice in YOUR head is correct? (That'd be PRIDE & VANITY talking.)
            And if you think they are.. Well, then there's probably no hope for you whatsoever.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Old Man Hatchet
              Super Moderator
              Beloved Church Elder
              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2084

              #261
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Originally posted by Goats View Post
              I myself love the Japanese race and culture. Brother Temperance, you say I hate freedom, in what way is wanting you to leave Hitoshi alone and for you to stop insulting him a hatred of freedom.
              Are you male or female? You clearly lust after Hitoshi, and I'm trying ascertain whether you're a harlot or a queer.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #262
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post

                Auntie Noddy! Auntie Noddy!

                The Gost boy keeps comin; back an' sayin' how much he loves thuh Devow & stuff. An' Hitoshi never answereded my question 'bout thuh guppies. I fink thuh bad ghost boy musta done somethin' mean ta' Hitoshi. He's a bad Ghost-boy. I don't fink he wikes thuh Japernes or sumthin'. He musta done a badness ta' Hitoshi.

                Antie Noddy, I don't wike thuh ghost boy; he hates Jeevus.
                Oh no! That prankster goatworthy seems to have swallowed the guppies and run our poor Hi-sorry off somewhere! Time to say our prayers to Jesus for his safe return, little Five Year honeybun!
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Five Year Old Girl
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 130

                  #263
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Oh Jeevus, pwease give us back our Japernese. Pwease bring him back sos he won't pearl nobody's harbors an' make them eat guppies. Pwease Jeevus, don't let nuthin' bad happen ta' Hitoshi.

                  Sides, Gramma Sue has a big ol' pile uv underwears ta' wash.

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #264
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
                    Sides, Gramma Sue has a big ol' pile uv underwears ta' wash.
                    I am happy wash lady underwear (am have panty fetish okay am not embarrass is total healthy normal). silk is favorite but also am like boy short hubba bubba!



                    giddy up! I like for be home on her range!

                    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                    Are you male or female? You clearly lust after Hitoshi, and I'm trying ascertain whether you're a harlot or a queer.
                    I am wait for answer

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                    • Five Year Old Girl
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 130

                      #265
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Hitoshi's back! Yipeeeeeee!!

                      Hitoshi! Hitoshi!

                      Djou ever eat a guppy?

                      Haw?

                      Didjou?

                      I don't fink they'd taste reaow good.

                      But, djou ever eat one?

                      Mawmy says they probly taste like gooky-taters & spit. Yucky! I woun't wanna eat that.

                      Djou think they taske like gooky-taters Hitoshi? I bet they do. Haw?

                      Djou ever eat a guppy Hitoshi?

                      Didjou? Huh?

                      Hey Hitoshi, Djou ever eat a Guppy?

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #266
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                        I am happy wash lady underwear (am have panty fetish okay am not embarrass is total healthy normal). silk is favorite but also am like boy short hubba bubba!



                        giddy up! I like for be home on her range!


                        I am wait for answer
                        You dumb chink! That's a flipper! they are cute and sexy until they turn about sixteen. then....UGH!
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #267
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          Originally posted by Goats View Post
                          You misunderstand me, Brothers. I do not think that the Japanese have disorders. I just notice that you hate them along with the Japanese, hence my commenting on both subjects.
                          So you think we hate the Japanese along with the Japanese? Next to your posts, Hitoshi's seem like masterpieces of clarity.
                          I myself love the Japanese race and culture. Brother Temperance, you say I hate freedom, in what way is wanting you to leave Hitoshi alone and for you to stop insulting him a hatred of freedom.
                          You said you loved Japanese culture, food and language. Do you know what people who spoke Japanese and ate noodles did in WWII? They fought alongside HITLER against Jesus and America. Do you know what they did to people who insulted Japs in Soviet Russia? They put them in the GULAG. Is that what you Stalinists want? Do you think that everyone who insults Japs should be worked to death in a prison labour camp?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Hitoshi
                            Professor of Engrish
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 446

                            #268
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Originally posted by Five Year Old Girl View Post
                            Hitoshi's back! Yipeeeeeee!!

                            Hitoshi! Hitoshi!

                            Djou ever eat a guppy?

                            Haw?

                            Didjou?

                            I don't fink they'd taste reaow good.

                            But, djou ever eat one?

                            Mawmy says they probly taste like gooky-taters & spit. Yucky! I woun't wanna eat that.

                            Djou think they taske like gooky-taters Hitoshi? I bet they do. Haw?

                            Djou ever eat a guppy Hitoshi?

                            Didjou? Huh?

                            Hey Hitoshi, Djou ever eat a Guppy?
                            you are very difficult for read! answer of question is no I am not eat guppy. I am have uncle work for koi farm in Japan and is send me much yummy koi product. I am happy come over house and prepare yummy Japanese koi recipe if your mom is be home (and is milf okay).

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                            • Lady Sorrow
                              Godly woman
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 87

                              #269
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              I have a question for Hitoshi. Why don't you learn God's english properly instead of making a mockery of it and yourself on God's favourite forum?

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                              • Hitoshi
                                Professor of Engrish
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 446

                                #270
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
                                I have a question for Hitoshi. Why don't you learn God's english properly instead of making a mockery of it and yourself on God's favourite forum?
                                I know English not perfect okay everyone is understand except you maybe is problem with you be dummy.

                                I am have question for you honey. how many lick is it take for get to your tootsie roll center?

                                http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8153

                                I pick you up for date tonight for find out. bring toothbrush and pajama.

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