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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #106
    Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Zeke, you've gone too far this time. There's no way we're hanging this up in the ministry staff conference room.



    Edit: I just got a call from Amy. She said we just had one of these abominations delivered to the house?!!
    Brother Levi, I did get my copy. I hadn't realized just how large it is . . . Life size!

    Yes, it's beautiful. I think it's perfect for the auction next week.

    Thank you, Pastor Zeke, for this generous donation!

    But why the circular saw blade?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Felicity
      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 4834

      #107
      Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

      @Levi Jones Really?
      I Jesus!

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      • Sam Diamond
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 182

        #108
        Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Let's have dinner and discuss the case, Sam. Where would you like to eat? We can take the Landover Lear Jet down to Palm Springs and get a nice steak and Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.
        That's a very good idea. I think that Pastor Isaac Peters should join us that way I can get a better back ground before I start my impartial investigation.I find that interviews conducted over a steak dinner and a bottle of fine Cognac are the best way to start the process. Sam Diamond

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #109
          Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

          Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
          That's a very good idea. I think that Pastor Isaac Peters should join us that way I can get a better back ground before I start my impartial investigation.I find that interviews conducted over a steak dinner and a bottle of fine Cognac are the best way to start the process. Sam Diamond
          Well, this sure is a relief. No doubt Zeke will be comforted that a strong, dominant man of God like yourself is going to take charge of these matters.

          We'll be hearing him crying out to Jesus in joy any time now, I'm sure!

          But what will happen to Bobby-Joe? I've heard he was in cahoots on the killing of those homeless men. Rumor has it he's a hobosexual . . .
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #110
            Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Well, this sure is a relief. No doubt Zeke will be comforted that a strong, dominant man of God like yourself is going to take charge of these matters.

            We'll be hearing him crying out to Jesus in joy any time now, I'm sure!

            But what will happen to Bobby-Joe? I've heard he was in cahoots on the killing of those homeless men. Rumor has it he's a hobosexual . . .
            I'm sure he'll be....busy. I've assigned him some extra duty.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #111
              Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

              Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
              Well, at least we can say that you are in a position to estimate that accurately, given the amount of research you've put into this matter.
              What matter, you used up old long in the tooth witch?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #112
                Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                Well, at least we can say that you are in a position to estimate that accurately, given the amount of research you've put into this matter.
                Say there Miss Cassandra how the heck is Beaux doing? Hey the next time you speak to him give him a message.
                Tell him that we miss him and the we really enjoy the Freehold Theater Landover Men's Club. Oh by the way I am so sorry that your application for coat check girl was torn up misplaced.

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                • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                  Tin Tither
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 234

                  #113
                  Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  What is going on here? Why is everyone badmouthing our beloved Pastor Ezekiel? He is truly a man of God, and I'm quite sure that there's a perfectly innocent explanation for everything (even Brother Jimmy-Roy's rather strange behavior since their witnessing trip to Nevada, particularly every time Pastor Ezekiel comes into the room). Once that perfectly innocent explanation comes out, maybe you people will have a little crow-eating party. Now, if you folks will excuse me, I have to go to my son-in-law's house in a little bit; he's asked me to move some bookshelves for him.
                  Hi their Pastor Peters sir when me and Pastor Ezekal was in nevada he told me about this thing i think he called it morticianization (sp?) of the flesh he sayed that cathlick monks used to do it and it made them all holy any way he really got into it and could do it all night long i still dont' understand all of it but thats' why hes a pastor and im not lol and remember when i sayed he was going to find me a job in nevada well he did i kept lonely business men company it payed real good even after Pastor Ezekal took out his finders fee allot of them were into this mortication of the flesh too.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #114
                    Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Like I said we were not in Juarez
                    Speaking of Beaux, did the driver find the Black Angus steer I had butchered to his liking?



                    ( For Brother Jame H only I did not bring up the donkeys its best if we keep that quiet. Some one could take it the wrong way if they heard Pastor Zeke was ridding a donkey bare back)
                    Yes, he did. I threw in a case of Rothschild I found on the side of the road too. I need to send you the DVD he shot.
                    My lips are sealed tighter than a senorita on a sailor.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #115
                      Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Yes, he did. I threw in a case of Rothschild I found on the side of the road too. I need to send you the DVD he shot.
                      My lips are sealed tighter than a senorita on a sailor.

                      I was sure Pedro was holding out, yes do send me a copy

                      And send copies of photos of you know who naked on the donkey.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #116
                        Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'm sure he'll be....busy. I've assigned him some extra duty.
                        Very funny Flint. Inspecting the locker rooms at the Freehold schools for contraband at midnight was oh so how I like to spend my nights. Keep on pushing it funny boy...

                        BTW Flint, you sure you have time for that dinner with that detective; I though you had something to do with Governor Culver in Des Moinse then? Oh, I am sorry, did I mention something you ORDERED ME NOT TO TALK ABOUT PASTOR??? It's not like you were ashamed of meeting with our Democratic governor. NO ONE is accusing you of lobby for restricting pig farming because of river pollution, or something.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #117
                          Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Again? Didn't you two "move furniture" last week too?
                          What if we did? Is there a law limiting how much furniture a person can own (and that boy can certainly accumulate it)? Anyway, it gives us an opportunity for some man-to-man bonding.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #118
                            Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Very funny Flint. Inspecting the locker rooms at the Freehold schools for contraband at midnight was oh so how I like to spend my nights. Keep on pushing it funny boy...

                            BTW Flint, you sure you have time for that dinner with that detective; I though you had something to do with Governor Culver in Des Moinse then? Oh, I am sorry, did I mention something you ORDERED ME NOT TO TALK ABOUT PASTOR??? It's not like you were ashamed of meeting with our Democratic governor. NO ONE is accusing you of lobby for restricting pig farming because of river pollution, or something.
                            There are plenty of things I have ordered you not to discuss, and I have my reasons for them all. Who do you think you are to defy me? Don't you realize that I am not only smarter than you, but much, much closer to Jesus than you'll ever be? It is not in your interest to flap your mouth all over town about certain subjects that Jesus and I don't want discussed.

                            It just so happens that Governor Culver was in need of spiritual counseling on several matters of great interest to the Republican party. In gratitude for my services, he granted certain irrevocable rights to me here in Freehold Township, among which are the exclusive ownership of all mineral rights...well, it gets complicated, but all you need to know is that you can be evicted from your Landover Baptist Men's Dormitory at any time. Capeech?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Sam Diamond
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 182

                              #119
                              Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                              Pastor Ezekiel I have started my investigation. I will arrive Thursday morning around 10:00am. May I have a meeting in your office say around 10:30? Or we can discuss it on the way to the Airport. Based upon some primarily findings, well lets just say we need to talk. Could you bring Bobby-Joe's file along with Rev Rodmire as well as any one who seems to be defaming you. Also could you supply me with your travel log for the past 6 months, nothing in detail just trips abroad. Sam Diamond

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #120
                                Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                                Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                                Pastor Ezekiel I have started my investigation. I will arrive Thursday morning around 10:00am. May I have a meeting in your office say around 10:30? Or we can discuss it on the way to the Airport. Based upon some primarily findings, well lets just say we need to talk. Could you bring Bobby-Joe's file along with Rev Rodmire as well as any one who seems to be defaming you. Also could you supply me with your travel log for the past 6 months, nothing in detail just trips abroad. Sam Diamond
                                No problem. I'll have all the documents you need in a Louis Vuitton attaché case, which you may keep for yourself.

                                Along with its contents.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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