[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Zeke, you've gone too far this time. There's no way we're hanging this up in the ministry staff conference room.



Edit: I just got a call from Amy. She said we just had one of these abominations delivered to the house?!!

Brother Levi, I did get my copy. I hadn't realized just how large it is . . . Life size!

Yes, it's beautiful. I think it's perfect for the auction next week.

Thank you, Pastor Zeke, for this generous donation!

But why the circular saw blade?

[Felicity]

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@Levi Jones Really?

[Sam Diamond]

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Let's have dinner and discuss the case, Sam. Where would you like to eat? We can take the Landover Lear Jet down to Palm Springs and get a nice steak and Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.

That's a very good idea. I think that Pastor Isaac Peters should join us that way I can get a better back ground before I start my impartial investigation.I find that interviews conducted over a steak dinner and a bottle of fine Cognac are the best way to start the process. Sam Diamond

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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That's a very good idea. I think that Pastor Isaac Peters should join us that way I can get a better back ground before I start my impartial investigation.I find that interviews conducted over a steak dinner and a bottle of fine Cognac are the best way to start the process. Sam Diamond

Well, this sure is a relief. No doubt Zeke will be comforted that a strong, dominant man of God like yourself is going to take charge of these matters.

We'll be hearing him crying out to Jesus in joy any time now, I'm sure!

But what will happen to Bobby-Joe? I've heard he was in cahoots on the killing of those homeless men. Rumor has it he's a hobosexual . . .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, this sure is a relief. No doubt Zeke will be comforted that a strong, dominant man of God like yourself is going to take charge of these matters.

We'll be hearing him crying out to Jesus in joy any time now, I'm sure!

But what will happen to Bobby-Joe? I've heard he was in cahoots on the killing of those homeless men. Rumor has it he's a hobosexual . . .

I'm sure he'll be....busy. I've assigned him some extra duty.

[Levi Jones]

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Well, at least we can say that you are in a position to estimate that accurately, given the amount of research you've put into this matter.

What matter, you used up old long in the tooth witch?

[James Dewitt]

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Well, at least we can say that you are in a position to estimate that accurately, given the amount of research you've put into this matter.

Say there Miss Cassandra how the heck is Beaux doing? Hey the next time you speak to him give him a message.
Tell him that we miss him and the we really enjoy the Freehold Theater Landover Men's Club. Oh by the way I am so sorry that your application for coat check girl was torn up misplaced.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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What is going on here? Why is everyone badmouthing our beloved Pastor Ezekiel? He is truly a man of God, and I'm quite sure that there's a perfectly innocent explanation for everything (even Brother Jimmy-Roy's rather strange behavior since their witnessing trip to Nevada, particularly every time Pastor Ezekiel comes into the room). Once that perfectly innocent explanation comes out, maybe you people will have a little crow-eating party. Now, if you folks will excuse me, I have to go to my son-in-law's house in a little bit; he's asked me to move some bookshelves for him.

Hi their Pastor Peters sir when me and Pastor Ezekal was in nevada he told me about this thing i think he called it morticianization (sp?) of the flesh he sayed that cathlick monks used to do it and it made them all holy any way he really got into it and could do it all night long i still dont' understand all of it but thats' why hes a pastor and im not lol and remember when i sayed he was going to find me a job in nevada well he did i kept lonely business men company it payed real good even after Pastor Ezekal took out his finders fee allot of them were into this mortication of the flesh too.

[James Hutchins]

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Like I said we were not in Juarez
Speaking of Beaux, did the driver find the Black Angus steer I had butchered to his liking?



( For Brother Jame H only I did not bring up the donkeys its best if we keep that quiet. Some one could take it the wrong way if they heard Pastor Zeke was ridding a donkey bare back)

Yes, he did. I threw in a case of Rothschild I found on the side of the road too. I need to send you the DVD he shot.
My lips are sealed tighter than a senorita on a sailor.

[James Dewitt]

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Yes, he did. I threw in a case of Rothschild I found on the side of the road too. I need to send you the DVD he shot.
My lips are sealed tighter than a senorita on a sailor.

I was sure Pedro was holding out, yes do send me a copy

And send copies of photos of you know who naked on the donkey.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm sure he'll be....busy. I've assigned him some extra duty.

Very funny Flint. Inspecting the locker rooms at the Freehold schools for contraband at midnight was oh so how I like to spend my nights. Keep on pushing it funny boy...

BTW Flint, you sure you have time for that dinner with that detective; I though you had something to do with Governor Culver in Des Moinse then? Oh, I am sorry, did I mention something you ORDERED ME NOT TO TALK ABOUT PASTOR??? It's not like you were ashamed of meeting with our Democratic governor. NO ONE is accusing you of lobby for restricting pig farming because of river pollution, or something.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Again? Didn't you two "move furniture" last week too?

What if we did? Is there a law limiting how much furniture a person can own (and that boy can certainly accumulate it)? Anyway, it gives us an opportunity for some man-to-man bonding.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Very funny Flint. Inspecting the locker rooms at the Freehold schools for contraband at midnight was oh so how I like to spend my nights. Keep on pushing it funny boy...

BTW Flint, you sure you have time for that dinner with that detective; I though you had something to do with Governor Culver in Des Moinse then? Oh, I am sorry, did I mention something you ORDERED ME NOT TO TALK ABOUT PASTOR??? It's not like you were ashamed of meeting with our Democratic governor. NO ONE is accusing you of lobby for restricting pig farming because of river pollution, or something.

There are plenty of things I have ordered you not to discuss, and I have my reasons for them all. Who do you think you are to defy me? Don't you realize that I am not only smarter than you, but much, much closer to Jesus than you'll ever be? It is not in your interest to flap your mouth all over town about certain subjects that Jesus and I don't want discussed.

It just so happens that Governor Culver was in need of spiritual counseling on several matters of great interest to the Republican party. In gratitude for my services, he granted certain irrevocable rights to me here in Freehold Township, among which are the exclusive ownership of all mineral rights...well, it gets complicated, but all you need to know is that you can be evicted from your Landover Baptist Men's Dormitory at any time. Capeech?

[Sam Diamond]

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Pastor Ezekiel I have started my investigation. I will arrive Thursday morning around 10:00am. May I have a meeting in your office say around 10:30? Or we can discuss it on the way to the Airport. Based upon some primarily findings, well lets just say we need to talk. Could you bring Bobby-Joe's file along with Rev Rodmire as well as any one who seems to be defaming you. Also could you supply me with your travel log for the past 6 months, nothing in detail just trips abroad. Sam Diamond

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Ezekiel I have started my investigation. I will arrive Thursday morning around 10:00am. May I have a meeting in your office say around 10:30? Or we can discuss it on the way to the Airport. Based upon some primarily findings, well lets just say we need to talk. Could you bring Bobby-Joe's file along with Rev Rodmire as well as any one who seems to be defaming you. Also could you supply me with your travel log for the past 6 months, nothing in detail just trips abroad. Sam Diamond

No problem. I'll have all the documents you need in a Louis Vuitton attaché case, which you may keep for yourself.

Along with its contents.