[Miss Cassandra]

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Pastor Zeke, maybe it time to get a body guard.Looks like there are a few heathens that have it in for you, like Cassandra?

I'm sorry? I was only commending dear Pastor Zeke for broadening his interests to include religions which aren't completely stupid. I was meant as a compliment!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I don't know, Revered, but I would be expecting your copy in a couple of days.

The guy's ego is out of control.

What a coincidence! I just got a call from UPS, asking where to drop off a large, flat package.

Do you think Zeke would be offended if I auctioned off this portrait of the famed Landover Pastor to raise funds for my truck stop ministry program?

I'm sorry? I was only commending dear Pastor Zeke for broadening his interests to include religions which aren't completely stupid. I was meant as a compliment!

Ah, yes. Because praying to an invisible "sky mother" while running about the woods naked isn't "completely stupid" . . . so, exactly which part of it isn't stupid?

[Miss Cassandra]

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Ah, yes. Because praying to an invisible "sky mother" while running about the woods naked isn't "completely stupid" . . . so, exactly which part of it isn't stupid?

I'm sorry, but I don't know exactly which kind of Buddhism you are talking about. Could you please enlighten me?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm sorry, but I don't know exactly which kind of Buddhism you are talking about. Could you please enlighten me?

I'm talking about your completely stupid "religion".

Or do you agree that your Playganism is, in fact, completely stupid?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm sorry, but I don't know exactly which kind of Buddhism you are talking about. Could you please enlighten me?

Buddhism, paganism, it is the same thing; running around naked in the woods and molesting the wild life

RIGHT ZEKE????

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Buddhism, paganism, it is the same thing; running around naked in the woods and molesting the wild life

RIGHT ZEKE????

There is a huge difference between Buddhism and paganism. If you were as smart as I am, you'd know that.

Don't you have hobos to stab?

[Miss Cassandra]

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I'm talking about your completely stupid "religion".

Oh, you mean that you just weren't making any sense again, abruptly changing subject to match the erratic behaviour of the confused few remaining neurons inside your skull? I could have known. So silly of me!

Or do you agree that your Playganism is, in fact, completely stupid?

Where did I even hint I would think that? I think it is your skydaddy talking to you again (which in fact is just a chronic disturbance between some of the aforementioned neurons. But never mind that.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh, you mean that you just weren't making any sense again, abruptly changing subject to match the erratic behaviour of the confused few remaining neurons inside your skull? I could have known. So silly of me!



Where did I even hint I would think that? I think it is your skydaddy talking to you again (which in fact is just a chronic disturbance between some of the aforementioned neurons. But never mind that.)

Let me try again.

I'll type slowly for you, so you can keep up.

You referred to Zeke exploring religions which weren't "completely stupid".

You, as a Pagan, like to wander about naked in the woods worshipping your invisible (and imaginary) Sky Mommy.

I asked you which part of that isn't "completely stupid".

Now -- and this is a separate question -- what religions which turn their backs on Jesus can possibly be anything other than "completely stupid", and why?

Zeke, thank you for the generou$ donation to my church's Tesla Roadster fund. I'll happily continue to present the stories you suggest or change the subject as needed, as we agreed!

[Cranky Old Man]

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WHY are people spreading rumors about my collection of wetsuits??? What the heck could be wrong about having a few of those lying around just in case? I really do not understand why it was even brought up as a subject of discussion.

[Bobby-Joe]

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WHY are people spreading rumors about my collection of wetsuits??? What the heck could be wrong about having a few of those lying around just in case? I really do not understand why it was even brought up as a subject of discussion.

Ask Flint about it. He was the one who brought it up as a he-who-is-without-sin-cast-the-first stone example at the Monday morning none racists May Jesus Smite Obama prayer meeting.

You think you can bluff you way out of this one Zeke, it isn't working.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Ask Flint about it. He was the one who brought it up as a he-who-is-without-sin-cast-the-first stone example at the Monday morning none racists May Jesus Smite Obama prayer meeting.

And this is what happens because I missed one single prayer meeting? Flint? The same Flint that stole James Dewitt's wood claiming it was his in the first place? The same Flint that didn't even bother to show up at the funeral of my great friend Rev. Gary Aldridge? The same Flint that told everyone Levi Jones is sinning with 16 year old girls in the youth group for $200? That Flint?

[True Disciple]

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And this is what happens because I missed one single prayer meeting? Flint? The same Flint that stole James Dewitt's wood claiming it was his in the first place? The same Flint that didn't even bother to show up at the funeral of my great friend Rev. Gary Aldridge? The same Flint that told everyone Levi Jones is sinning with 16 year old girls in the youth group for $200? That Flint?

I must say, there are strange rumors circulating lately, but do you really think Zeke is responsible for all this? Seems a little far-fetched, Brother.

After all, if it were true by now he would certainly have told that the rabbits...never mind, I can't believe a word of this whole boodism story. It's such a sassy religion, it's nothing for Pastor Zeke. If he had turned to another religion, it would have been Islam, or maybe Sikhism. They suit his personality better, those religions are way more, well, Manly than boodism. Much more holy warfare and such, you know how much he enjoys that. He would certainly wither away if he became a boodist.

[BelieverInGod]

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BROTHERS PLEASE!

You're starting to sound like a bunch of gossipping women! Now I will admit that things something seems to have happened to Pastor Zeke during his disappearance. He claims he was doing missionary work in Tahiti, but does anyone know for sure? Has anyone tested him for demons?

As for the rest of you, is this the image of Freehold you want to put forward?

[Levi Jones]

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Guys, don't you think this fighting solves nothing?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I must say, there are strange rumors circulating lately, but do you really think Zeke is responsible for all this? Seems a little far-fetched, Brother.

So you are calling Brother Bobby-Joe a liar?