[True Disciple]

Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

So you are calling Brother Bobby-Joe a liar?

Are you calling Pastor Zeke a liar?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I must say, there are strange rumors circulating lately, but do you really think Zeke is responsible for all this? Seems a little far-fetched, Brother.

After all, if it were true by now he would certainly have told that the rabbits...never mind, I can't believe a word of this whole boodism story. It's such a sassy religion, it's nothing for Pastor Zeke. If he had turned to another religion, it would have been Islam, or maybe Sikhism. They suit his personality better, those religions are way more, well, Manly than boodism. Much more holy warfare and such, you know how much he enjoys that. He would certainly wither away if he became a boodist.

You know, funny how you are the only one who'se been backing Flints nonsense about the bear ("it followed him home because of love for his positive personality). What was you line "animals can love too"?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

Are you calling Pastor Zeke a liar?

I am saying the rumors about the wetsuits are completely untrue!

[True Disciple]

Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

Sorry for the double posting, but I had to say this as well: we can easily check if the rumors about Levi are true. Isn't Felicity doing additional personal Bible Study with Levi? Ask her, and we'll see if it was really Pastor Zeke who started these "rumors."

[True Disciple]

Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

I am saying the rumors about the wetsuits are completely untrue!

Why? What's so incriminating about wetsuits, that you are being so defensive, Brother? I've lost you here, I'm afraid.

You aren't going to fit a rabbit into one of THOSE!

[James Dewitt]

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And this is what happens because I missed one single prayer meeting? Flint? The same Flint that stole James Dewitt's wood claiming it was his in the first place? The same Flint that didn't even bother to show up at the funeral of my great friend Rev. Gary Aldridge? The same Flint that told everyone Levi Jones is sinning with 16 year old girls in the youth group for $200? That Flint?

I can not say anything about Levi and an UNDERAGE school girl, but the wood in question was mine! My idiot son cut down 1500 apple trees at Brother Enoch's place. The moron worked hard doing it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

Why? What's so incriminating about wetsuits, that you are being so defensive, Brother? I've lost you here, I'm afraid.

Sure... And what about those weird animal stories we all heard right before project Habakkuk disappeared as if it never existed?

[James Dewitt]

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I think we need an impartial investigation, what is that new guys name? I think it was Sam Diamond, wasn't he a police Detective? I think maybe the DoF should do a back ground check and if he passes lets hire him! Or does the Flint Family run the DoF too?

[True Disciple]

Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

Sure... And what about those weird animal stories we all heard right before project Habakkuk disappeared as if it never existed?

Weird? I thought that that was explained by the radiative adsorption issues back then, don't you remember? Those violently tore away large chunks of fur, and made the poor animal's behinds expand to several times its original size. I don't understand why you are bringing that up again.

And Project Habakkuk is still running. Ask Pastor Zeke, many of his current activities, like with the experiments with the Japanese Zen Waterfall about which all people are making so much fuss, undoubtedly are linked to Project H (he seldom shares information with me, I'm afraid, but I'm convinced he is working on it).

[Bobby-Joe]

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I think we need an impartial investigation, what is that new guys name? I think it was Sam Diamond, wasn't he a police Detective? I think maybe the DoF should do a back ground check and if he passes lets hire him! Or does the Flint Family run the DoF too?

The Flints are all over Freehold like cockroaches over a Chines restaurant but they an't God, they have limits. Let's see how Chosen Elect they feel about their superstar preacher boy once they find out whose he been fund raising for.

Could be a BLUE springtime for them.

[James Dewitt]

Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

Sure... And what about those weird animal stories we all heard right before project Habakkuk disappeared as if it never existed?

Pastor Zeke, Brother James H and myself where never in Juarez. We do not know of any animal stories and we were not looking for Beaux. Its best to leave that adventure out of it, the image of Zeke and that damn donkey , Oh my eyes.

[True Disciple]

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You know, funny how you are the only one who'se been backing Flints nonsense about the bear ("it followed him home because of love for his positive personality). What was you line "animals can love too"?

Wow, the insinuations are piling up so fast that I can barely keep track of them!

You have quoted me out of context. We were discussing this bear in the light of our discussion about potential lab objects, something for which we now use negroes, and if Brother Bathfire can arrange it, possibly orphaned eskimoes. I referred to the unbeliever's incapability of Love, and said that the Bible taught nothing about whether animals know Love or not. However, human objects proved to be expensive in grooming costs, so I proposed to use smaller animals instead. I then made abundantly clear that I preferred rabbits, not bears. So there you have it.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I then made abundantly clear that I preferred rabbits

You mean those rabbits with their behinds expanded to several times their original size? And why were you caught naked while working with them?

[Miss Cassandra]

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Wow. And I thought witches were good at gossip!

So, in fact you guys have been committing all the things you have ever accused me of doing? I'm not even surprised.

About Levi, I'm glad some of you are finally starting to realize that I have been speaking the truth all the time. You know, he had to funnel his masculine pride, which for mysterious reasons slightly got damaged every time he visited Tali for a massage, into something else. Now there was a class full of naive young girls, whose parents had taken good care to keep them away from "demonic sexual education at public schools." Can you connect the dots? I can.

And Disciple, really, rabbits? Were the sheep too dominant for you or something?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You mean those rabbits with their behinds expanded to several times their original size? And why were you caught naked while working with them?

Are those the ones TD brought me? They were delicious!