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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

    You are a bastard Zeke if you think I am going to be the fall guy for you over THAT BEAR!!! You little robe wearing weasel telling them that bear was mine. grrrr

    I went to Decon Fred, Osbrone and Jones about your little antics. They know all about your little Saturday visits to First Unitarian in Des Moines and all those mail order comparative religion courses you were taking. Have fun explaining all the take out vegetarian vindaloo you had Security get for you from Namastes.

    I've covered for you all these years and you turn around and toss me under the bus over the crap you pulled? Bastard! Your going down Zeke.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

    Now Bobby Joe, you know as well as I do that if it weren't for me you'd have been out on your keester long ago.

    It's because of me that you didn't lose your job for showing up at the waffle house in your skivvies and few weeks ago. It's because of me that the authorities haven't ever investigated all those missing hobos from the train yard (whose bodies are buried all over Freehold). It's because of me that no one has ever exposed you for your papist background. It's because of me that your "biodeisel car" remains a well-kept secret when you know full well it's illegal here. It's because of me that your monthly trips to the queer ghettos of San Francisco go unreported.

    I could go on and on.

    Now, let's focus.

    I am your Pastor. The Bible commands you to obey my every request.

    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
    You know that I occasionally witness to the Nepalese at that curry shop in Des Moines. You know that I study all manner of false religions and cults, the better to do battle with satan. You will report this to the other pastors and apologize to them for your earlier mistaken ideas. You will tell them that you were drunk, and that you want a pay cut to be donated back to Landover Baptist Church for the next year to show the sincerity of your repentance.

    And you will return the bear and never mention it again.







    I have photos, Bobby Joe. I have videos. I have witnesses.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

      Oh you want to go Nukler Flint? Sure you have photos but remeber security sees ALL and I am ready to rumble.

      You know my biodesiel is an impound you authorized yourself and my I completed my Christian Paptist Reclamation courses but way to go bringing Monty work with the homeless into this. I am sure Monty will just love you for making him to explain why all those bums died in those random, and completely unforeseen accidents. I'd back off on that and not ask questions. But if you have to go there keep in mind Security sees ALL. How would you like it if it came out about that phone bank you were on before the week of the 2008 election "getting out the vote" Flint? You would feel mighty blue about it, if you know what I mean.

      You go tell the pasters you got it wrong on the bear Flint or all kinds of video tapes will be playing on Freehold cable access, if you know what I mean. Like how Wash can't resist a juicy tell all.

      PS I would like to make clear I have no personal knowledge of the identity of the so called Iowa "freight car bum ripper" serial killer or any alleged bodies around Freehold or Freehold county, Iowa.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #4
        Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

        Brother Bobby-Joe, I don't think God approves of you judging the Pastor in such a way -

        1 Timothy 5:17 Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.
        5:18 For the scripture saith, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his reward.
        5:19 Against an elder receive not an accusation, but before two or three witnesses.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

          Pssst . . . I think this thread is public . . .
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Brother Bobby-Joe, I don't think God approves of you judging the Pastor in such a way -

            1 Timothy 5:17 Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.
            5:18 For the scripture saith, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his reward.
            5:19 Against an elder receive not an accusation, but before two or three witnesses.
            I agree, Brother. In my opinion, Brother BJ has slightly lost his touch, and he is now going around condemning everyone he encounters with the most ridiculous allegations.

            I think a Security Superviser should be professional in doing his job, instead of publicly defaming one of the most reputable persons of Freehold!
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              I agree, Brother. In my opinion, Brother BJ has slightly lost his touch, and he is now going around condemning everyone he encounters with the most ridiculous allegations.

              I think a Security Superviser should be professional in doing his job, instead of publicly defaming one of the most reputable persons of Freehold!
              How's the bow legged bunnies?

              Yep, you and Zeke share a lot in common.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #8
                Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                How's the bow legged bunnies?

                Yep, you and Zeke share a lot in common.
                Brother, don't you realize you only confirm everything I've said about you here? You are gossiping like a woman, and you are embarrassing Landover.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  Brother, don't you realize you only confirm everything I've said about you here? You are gossiping like a woman, and you are embarrassing Landover.
                  You think it is just gossip TD? Security sees ALL in Freehold. Let's just say that Flint had asked for some special surveillance so he could personally review it.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Logan
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 220

                    #10
                    Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    It's because of me that you didn't lose your job for showing up at the waffle house in your skivvies and few weeks ago. It's because of me that the authorities haven't ever investigated all those missing hobos from the train yard (whose bodies are buried all over Freehold).
                    Wow, Pastor! That's the story line to a Steven king book, "Apt Pupil". All you're missing is the Nazi.
                    you don't think... ?
                    no.
                    God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                    -Psalms 7:11
                    Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                      Originally posted by Logan View Post
                      Wow, Pastor! That's the story line to a Steven king book, "Apt Pupil". All you're missing is the Nazi.
                      you don't think... ?
                      no.
                      As Brother Montague explained he only collects German WWII memorabilia for purely historical reasons.
                      Do you seriously think Monty is playing Doctor Mengales on transients he lures to his house with offers of free food? I have no idea were this started and no know nothing about any secret hobo gravyard in Freehold.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #12
                        Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        You think it is just gossip TD? Security sees ALL in Freehold. Let's just say that Flint had asked for some special surveillance so he could personally review it.
                        If it really were true what you said, then the information would be classified, and you would not be allowed to put it here, for all unsaved trash to read. This proves that it is a fabrication.

                        Why are you trying to destroy the career of a man who is clearly more Godly than you are? He is a Pastor, you are just an upstart bouncer. It is not your job to think, we have Pastors to do that. They are clearly much better at it than you.
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                          If it really were true what you said, then the information would be classified, and you would not be allowed to put it here, for all unsaved trash to read. This proves that it is a fabrication.

                          Why are you trying to destroy the career of a man who is clearly more Godly than you are? He is a Pastor, you are just an upstart bouncer. It is not your job to think, we have Pastors to do that. They are clearly much better at it than you.
                          Oddly that was Flint's comment after viewing one of those tapes.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Oddly that was Flint's comment after viewing one of those tapes.
                            That he's better at thinking than you?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324

                              #15
                              Re: ITS OVER FLINT!!!!!!

                              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                              If it really were true what you said, then the information would be classified, and you would not be allowed to put it here, for all unsaved trash to read. This proves that it is a fabrication.

                              Why are you trying to destroy the career of a man who is clearly more Godly than you are? He is a Pastor, you are just an upstart bouncer. It is not your job to think, we have Pastors to do that. They are clearly much better at it than you.
                              Does that mean there's more than one Pastor involved? I'll gladly turn over all my e-mails, pm's, and skype records for you and the boys to look at and see if there was any secret codes being passed.
                              Safety is number one at a time like this! Privacy is what criminals want!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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