[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: Ask an Authentic Wiccan

Hi!

It's me again from the other thread!

You know I used to be a Wiccan too! I have since been converted and saved by the Seventh-Day Adventist church and Steve Wohlberg.

I used to think that Wicca was a harmless and peaceful religion, but now I know how wrong I was! Thank God for Steve Wohlberg!

So my question to you is this: Would you be willing to leave your dangerous and destructive cult to join with the Seventh-Day Adventists' exciting quest to save the world?

[Witch of Endor]

Re: Ask an Authentic Wiccan

Hi!

Merry met

It's me again from the other thread!

It hasn't escaped my notice

You know I used to be a Wiccan too! I have since been converted and saved by the Seventh-Day Adventist church and Steve Wohlberg.

You don't say

I used to think that Wicca was a harmless and peaceful religion, but now I know how wrong I was! Thank God for Steve Wohlberg!

Glad to hear it

So my question to you is this: Would you be willing to leave your dangerous and destructive cult to join with the Seventh-Day Adventists' exciting quest to save the world?

No.

I can honestly say I'd rather be a Baptist with these guys.

Blessed be, my mormon friend

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[MitzaLizalor]

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You know I used to be a Wiccan too! I have since been converted and saved by the Seventh-Day Adventist churchæ…?[/FONT]

I don't think you can be saved by the Seventh Day Advetists - can you? Please advise, one of the Pastors, or other gentlemen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So my question to you is this: Would you be willing to leave your dangerous and destructive cult to join with the Seventh-Day Adventists' exciting quest to save the world?[/FONT]

The seventh dayers are all twisted cultists. Read about them HERE.

[MitzaLizalor]

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The seventh dayers are all twisted cultists. Read about them HERE.

That is very helpful. Thank-you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Tell me Reverend, is it true that you are both a Reverend and run TermiWix? It seems to me that the stress of both of these endeavors may be getting to you. Might I suggest to you that you relax, maybe dissolve TermiWix, and release the captive witches?

No, it is not.

I happen to be a shareholder with a substantial investment in the company, but am not on the Board of Directors of TermiWix and hold no position of authority within the organization.

Note that your little "suggestion spell" failed to have any impact upon me whatsoever.

Now, it seems to me that you are suggesting that "demons" cannot change their minds or decide they want to be worshiped differently over the course of 2000 years or so. Is there a scriptural basis for this?

Perhaps they can. Maybe they now want you to sacrifice entire nations, or collect pre-born babies that have been wrested from their Christian mothers' wombs via forced abortions.

How do you know what they want?

[Titus Templeton]

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I have a question, witch. With how many other womans do you ever had sex at the same time? I just want to know it because its so discusting.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I have a question, witch. With how many other womans do you ever had sex at the same time? I just want to know it because its so discusting.

There is a (clothing optional) Ishtar festival in New South Wales come Easter here in Australia - answers to many such questions might be available there. I am being bribed with money to attend but as it is getting a bit cold for me in Australia at that time of year, I will be Europe then. But really it is an excuse NOT to be there (N.S.W. that is); Europe is equally dreadful, especially around their Northern sea ports. Probably worse. There are more witches in England however, in my experience: I daresay that the familiar spirit occupying the witch of Endor would be available to enter a modern child of darkness?
I John 1:7 I think the Pastors could help you come, Kassandra, into the light.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Dearest Witch of Blendor:

If Obama came to campaign at one of your bonfires, would you turn it into a cannibalistic BBQ and have yourselves some "dark meat"?

I can imagine you all chanting the witty refrain from this number as you chow down:

Mmm, mmm, mmm . . . Barack <URP> Hussein Obama <lick><smack> . . .