[BelieverInGod]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I do not know I just repeated it. I am sorry if that was a bad joke, I did not mean for it to be, I can try to delete it if you wish.

Oh no, I didn't have a problem with the joke. I just find that the story is getting bigger every time I hear it.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

[idonteven]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Really? Am I really understanding this thread? Jewish or not, the slaughter of millions of people just for WHO THEY ARE is fucking wrong. You're disgusting. I made this account to troll and was having a mighty good time until I found this thread. People like you are the reason why this world is such a shithole right now. You fight and squabble over religion and it tears nations and people apart.

Disgusting. Truly, truly disgusting.

[David Rothstein]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.

To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."

Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.

Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off."

You Christians.

[Grace K]

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So now the story has evolved so that joos were stuffed into the ovens alive? This is starting to sound like a fish story, every time it gets bigger and bigger.

I do not know I just repeated it. I am sorry if that was a bad joke, I did not mean for it to be, I can try to delete it if you wish.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hitler and some other members of the Nazi party are campaigning in a local tavern. Hitler says to the gathered crowd, "When I become Fuhrer, I'm going to kill 6 million Jews...and one clown."

A member of the crowd shouts out, "Wait, why would you kill one clown?"

Hitler turns to the other Nazi's and says, "Ah HA! I told you no one would care about the Jews!"

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..

So now the story has evolved so that joos were stuffed into the ovens alive? This is starting to sound like a fish story, every time it gets bigger and bigger.

[Grace K]

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What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.

I apologize if this one has been added before (My friend's sister told me it). And I know its awful..

What's the difference between joos and pizzas?




pizzas don't scream when put in the oven..

[Brother Enoch]

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^
I don't get the punchline.

The greedy joo wanted 3 pieces of bread. Instead the greedy joo got dead.

Moral of the story: Greedy joos get dead.

Sheesh. I take it you weren't home-schooled.

[Jislord]

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^
I don't get the punchline. Did Moishe Goldbergstien drop a stolen Shekel on the other side or something? Jews don't exert themselves for free especially if they have free meals and a bed courtesy of the taxpayer.

[Rev.shields]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

1: the holocaust was greatly enhanced by the Jews to gather sympathy from america who would help them STEAL THE LAND OF THE PALESTINIANS AND ABUSE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.

2:

the leader of the ss walks into a camp.

he orders every jew to line up.

he said to the first "how high can you jump, jew?"
the jew replied with "1 meter sir"
"good" said the leader "have a piece of bread"

he walks to the second jew and asks "how high can you jump, jew?"
"2 meters sir"
"good" said the leader, and gave him two pieces of bread.

the leader walks to the third jew
" how high can you jump,jew?"
"three meters sir"
the leader screamed "shoot him, he can jump over the fence!!!"
:joo"

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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. . . I'm persecuted every time I post here . . .

Wah, wah, wah!

Always the complaints with you people. I'm persecuted, I'm being gassed, I'm having all my goods confiscated, I am being burned up in a crematoria.

Should have thought of all this before you murdered Jesus!!!

[James Hutchins]

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You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.

Everyone knows, the 'holocaust' is a joo hoax created to garner sympathy and more importantly, money.

Even if it were true, can you tell any are missing?

[David Rothstein]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.

They do indeed. I'm persecuted every time I post here.

But I know I am God's chosen and sleep well. All the fantasy of a "Jesus" aside.

Shalom to all

[WinnerNotSinner]

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You people make me sick, you really think that the genocide of 6 million Jews is actually a good, FUNNY thing?

You wrap yourselves up in a web of scripture, underneath your pure evil.

Of course, read Jeremiah 16:15-16! Jews deserved to be hunted. I don't see why we can't laugh about something that IS funny if GOD says it is okay.

Get a sense of humour!