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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337
    #5671
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Jesus Christ
    The Living God(tm)!!!
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339
        #5672
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        The Living God™!!!
        Our Lord Noodle
        Posted via Pasta

        True Pastafarian™

        May my Sauce be with you!
        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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        I have been to The Volcano!

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392
            #5673
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Our Lord Noodle
            Satan

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #5674
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                Satan
                The title of various mythical entities created by the ʕibrim.
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                Loose Canon Fan Page
                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                I have been to The Volcano!

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912
                    #5675
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    The title of various mythical entities created by the ʕibrim.
                    You think your smarter then God???
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #5676
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                        You think your smarter then God???
                        I would not be so arrogant as to compare myself to Our Lord Noodle
                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #5677
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            I would not be so arrogant as to compare myself to Our Lord Noodle
                            Austrian psychopath
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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076
                                #5678
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Austrian psychopath
                                He strained his brain.

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                                  • Sister Kitty
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2010
                                    • 857
                                    #5679
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                    He strained his brain.
                                    Godmocking fool
                                    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #5680
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                                        Godmocking fool
                                        Jon Stewart
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 8337
                                            #5681
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Jon Stewart
                                            Clown
                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                              • Didymus Much
                                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 14076
                                                #5682
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                Clown
                                                Free candy.

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                                                  • Faith_Machine
                                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 10049
                                                    #5683
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                    Free candy.
                                                    Catholic car pool


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                                                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 1307
                                                        #5684
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                        . pool

                                                        .
                                                        Spanish swimming pool!

                                                        (Where I just got out of...and I'm dryin myselve right now, was wonderfull. swimming in the nice warm waters in the night - so refresher and relax for my body!)
                                                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10049
                                                            #5685
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                            .
                                                            Spanish swimming pool!

                                                            (Where I just got out of...and I'm dryin myselve right now, was wonderfull. swimming in the nice warm waters in the night - so refresher and relax for my body!)

                                                            BATHTUB FULL OF ICE CUBES RIGHT NOW!!!!

                                                            EMERGENCY!!!!

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