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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #7096
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    A hobo's condo!
    A Train Car..... HELL Train that is!
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #7097
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      A Train Car..... HELL Train that is!
      Zsa Zsa Gab-Whore
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #7098
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Zsa Zsa Gab-Whore
        #1 on Pastor Ezekiel's 2011 Death List!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #7099
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          #1 on Pastor Ezekiel's 2011 Death List!
          Sands through the hourglass

          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #7100
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Sands through the hourglass
            A typical Arab's idea of a sophisticated timepiece.
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            • JustGotSaved
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 519

              #7101
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              A typical Arab's idea of a sophisticated timepiece.
              Camel gestation period
              Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049

                #7102
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                Camel gestation period
                Arab family planning
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #7103
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Arab family planning
                  Grass on the infield
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #7104
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Grass on the infield
                    Play ball!
                    sigpic

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049

                      #7105
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Play ball!
                      Homosexual battle cry
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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #7106
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Homosexual battle cry
                        There is no God!
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #7107
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                          There is no God!
                          What all atheist children have stitched in their underpants
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049

                            #7108
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            What all atheist children have stitched in their underpants
                            Government hotline for turning in gun owners, Bible believers, and other dissidents.
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                            • Georgina
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 72

                              #7109
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              beings that do NOT communicate with mohammed. ever.
                              determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049

                                #7110
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Georgina View Post
                                beings that do NOT communicate with mohammed. ever.
                                Sex partners over the age of thirteen.
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