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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932
    #10276
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    A Mars Bar and a packet of crisps
    An Englishman's breakfast.

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      • Carl the wop
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 462
        #10277
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
        A Mars Bar and a packet of crisps
        Lunch in London..
        Recovering Catholic.

        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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          • Thomas Taylor
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2012
            • 1486
            #10278
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
            Lunch in London..
            Or in pape land - payment for services rendered
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932
                #10279
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                Or in pape land - payment for services rendered
                In papist land; the buggered kids pay the priests for fear of going to hell.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #10280
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    In papist land; the buggered kids pay the priests for fear of going to hell.
                    Religious Indoctrination
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Carl the wop
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 462
                        #10281
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Religious Indoctrination
                        Mooselimbs and Mormons.
                        Recovering Catholic.

                        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                          • Rev. Jamar D. Dodson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2012
                            • 105
                            #10282
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                            Mooselimbs and Mormons.
                            Exploding magic underwear

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                              • Titus Templeton
                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                Jesus macht frei
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 5912
                                #10283
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jamar D. Dodson View Post
                                Exploding magic underwear
                                homosexual with diarrhea
                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                     
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 22355
                                    #10284
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                    homosexual with diarrhea
                                    Democrats
                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                      • Deaner
                                        Christ's Love Messenger
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5932
                                        #10285
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                        Democrats

                                        Second in line behind the papists in the gang rape for buggered children.

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29446
                                            #10286
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                            Second in line behind the papists in the gang rape for buggered children.
                                            Rectory Suppositories
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #10287
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Rectory Suppositories
                                                Papist buttplugs
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 23775
                                                    #10288
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Papist buttplugs
                                                    French nuns

                                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #10289
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        French nuns

                                                        Hairy, smelly hags
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23775
                                                            #10290
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Hairy, smelly hags
                                                            Hillary and Chelsea Clinton

                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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