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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #10561
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
    Captain America!
    True Hero.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #10562
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        True Hero.
        R. Regan
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #10563
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            R. Regan
            Winning one for the Gipper!

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • PetitionLady
                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 883
                #10564
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Winning one for the Gipper!
                American

                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33
                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • Paragon of virtue
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 547
                    #10565
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Manifest Destiny

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                      • PetitionLady
                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883
                        #10566
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                        Manifest Destiny
                        Una-bomber?
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33
                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22370
                            #10567
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                            Una-bomber?
                            Michele Obama
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #10568
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Michele Obama
                                Orangatang
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Adam Fag
                                    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                    • Jan 2012
                                    • 627
                                    #10569
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Orangatang
                                    Mince
                                    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 4836
                                        #10570
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                                        Mince

                                        Joshua 6:21 And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.


                                        Citizens of Jericho
                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                        sigpic

                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                          • Titus Templeton
                                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                            Jesus macht frei
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 5912
                                            #10571
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                            Citizens of Jericho
                                            No gun control
                                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                            -Holocaust Jokes
                                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29453
                                                #10572
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                No gun control
                                                nigras


                                                Never hold it sideways. It is the same way they hold a watermelon.
                                                Stupid kid will not hit a thing in front of him.
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #10573
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                    nigras.
                                                    Mammy

                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10050
                                                        #10574
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Space Mammy
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                                                          • Adam Fag
                                                            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 627
                                                            #10575
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            Space Mammy
                                                            http://100yss.org/
                                                            (100year starship)
                                                            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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