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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339
    #11941
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Praying
    go in to Doggie submission.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063
        #11942
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        go in to Doggie submission.

        Snoop
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6312
            #11943
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            Snoop
            Good Christian neighbor.
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #11944
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                Good Christian neighbor.
                The only kind we are commanded to love.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339
                    #11945
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The only kind we are commanded to love.
                    Love Thy Neighbour.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #11946
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Love Thy True Christian(tm) Neighbor.
                        Fixed.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Adam Fag
                            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 627
                            #11947
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Fixed
                            Sputnik

                            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                              • Pim Pendergast
                                PHD - Theophysicist
                                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2012
                                • 3103
                                #11948
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                                Sputnik
                                Cold war.
                                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #11949
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                                    Cold war.
                                    Broken English

                                    Posted via Pasta

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #11950
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Mo Freddie View Post
                                        Broken English
                                        British heathens

                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #11951
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Zekie Boy View Post
                                            British heathens
                                            Abysmal attempt at a British accent.

                                            Posted via Pasta

                                            True Pastafarian™

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                                              • Adam Fag
                                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                                • Jan 2012
                                                • 627
                                                #11952
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Mo Freddie View Post
                                                Abysmal
                                                OUTER SPACE (the abyss)

                                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                                  • Basilissa
                                                    South of the Border outreach program
                                                    True Christian™
                                                     
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 12967
                                                    #11953
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                                                    OUTER SPACE (the abyss)
                                                    Lies invented by atheist scientists.
                                                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                    * * *

                                                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                                                    True Christians are Perfect!
                                                    True Christian™ Love.
                                                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 23775
                                                        #11954
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                                        Lies invented by atheist scientists.
                                                        Newest theory: Man comes from "aquatic" monkeys!

                                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                          • Jo Freddie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 6339
                                                            #11955
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                            theory
                                                            Gravity, it's just a theory.
                                                            Posted via Pasta

                                                            True Pastafarian™

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