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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251
    #6931
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    A roomful of old naked injun squaws.


    ...don't ask....
    blankets
    sigpic

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836
        #6932
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        blankets
        bombing technique
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

        sigpic

        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

          Comment

          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22845
            #6933
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            photobomb

            Click image for larger version Name: photobomb.jpg Views: 1 Size: 43.6 KB ID: 1914827

            (Taken from vol 7, 2002, "Personal files: LBC Information on Catholic Misdemeanor's")
            sigpic


            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

              Comment

              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #6934
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                photobomb
                Attmpted blackmail

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • godisgreater
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Nov 2011
                    • 23
                    #6935
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Attmpted blackmail

                    Negro failing job
                    God is everywhere. The trees bow, the sun sets, the devil trembles.


                    Jesus will return, we all know it! Yet some of us still deny it!

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251
                        #6936
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by godisgreater View Post
                        Negro failing job
                        current "president"
                        sigpic

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22845
                            #6937
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            "Obomination"
                            sigpic


                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

                              Comment

                              • godisgreater
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 23
                                #6938
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                "Obomination"
                                Liberals
                                God is everywhere. The trees bow, the sun sets, the devil trembles.


                                Jesus will return, we all know it! Yet some of us still deny it!

                                  Comment

                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #6939
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by godisgreater View Post
                                    Liberals
                                    Westboro Baptist Church
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                    sigpic

                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                                      Comment

                                      • Youth Minister Harry
                                        Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 832
                                        #6940
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        Westboro Baptist Church
                                        The Homo-military Agenda
                                        Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                                        -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #6941
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                                            The Homo-military Agenda
                                            The Chink Navy
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • MisterM
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 1480
                                                #6942
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                The Chink Navy
                                                In The Navy
                                                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Brother Helge
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 1074
                                                    #6943
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                                                    In The Navy
                                                    Bob the Builder
                                                    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                                                    John 8:32

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #6944
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                                                        Bob the Builder
                                                        Openly queer/perverted cartoon characters
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Alphonse Alban
                                                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                                             
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 5724
                                                            #6945
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Openly queer/perverted cartoon characters
                                                            Moomins

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