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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #7291
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The one question you cannot ask God.
    Boxers or briefs?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Whore4satan
        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
        • Dec 2011
        • 162
        #7292
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Boxers or briefs?
        granny panties.

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          • Mary-Yves Lapierre
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 189
            #7293
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
            granny panties.
            yellow stains

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836
                #7294
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
                yellow stains

                Deuteronomy 23:10
                If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:

                Dirty dreams
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                sigpic

                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #7295
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post

                    Deuteronomy 23:10
                    If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:

                    Dirty dreams

                    Succubus attacks!
                    WARNING:
                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                      • Whore4satan
                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 162
                        #7296
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Succubus attacks!
                        Satanic!

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251
                            #7297
                            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                            Satanic!
                            The Beatles
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            sigpic

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                              • Jack O'fagan
                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 4836
                                #7298
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                Satanic!

                                Matthew 17:14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
                                16And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
                                17Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
                                18And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.



                                Epileptics
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                sigpic

                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                  • Whore4satan
                                    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                    • Dec 2011
                                    • 162
                                    #7299
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                    The Beatles
                                    Posted via Mobile Device
                                    Strawberry Fields Forever.

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10050
                                        #7300
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Drug inspired nonsense.
                                        WARNING:
                                        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                          • Whore4satan
                                            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                            • Dec 2011
                                            • 162
                                            #7301
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Gibberish

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                                              • Thomas Dalton
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Nov 2011
                                                • 296
                                                #7302
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Everything spoken by an atheist.
                                                John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                                                  • Whore4satan
                                                    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                                    • Dec 2011
                                                    • 162
                                                    #7303
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    the 3rd department of hell.

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                                                      • Wide-Open
                                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                        • 18449
                                                        #7304
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Callcenters
                                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                          • Whore4satan
                                                            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                                                            • Dec 2011
                                                            • 162
                                                            #7305
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            telemarketers!

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