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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #7621
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Trickle-down goodness!
    Tim Tebow!

    (I don't know why. It's word association.)
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29445
        #7622
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Tim Tebow!

        (I don't know why. It's word association.)
        On his knees thinking about the gift of love he is getting from Jesus.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Peter Norden
            Unsaved trash, suspected fruit
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2012
            • 12
            #7623
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            On his knees thinking about the gift of love he is getting from Jesus.
            Golden Shower of Jesus

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236
                #7624
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Peter Norden View Post
                Golden Shower of Jesus
                Smith Lake swimming
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #7625
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Smith Lake swimming
                    Baptizing sinners
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #7626
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Baptizing sinners
                        Super Soaker!

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14196
                            #7627
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Super Soaker!

                            baby oil

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                              • Thomas Dalton
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 296
                                #7628
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                baby oil
                                Yet another thing atheists pervert to enable anal sex.
                                John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #7629
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                    baby oil
                                    Deuteronomy 32:25 The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs.

                                    Dirty sword
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • MitzaLizalor
                                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 14196
                                        #7630
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        Deuteronomy 32:25 The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs.

                                        Dirty sword
                                        Here Come The Warm Jets [Brian Eno, 1974]

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                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Feb 2011
                                            • 4836
                                            #7631
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                            Here Come The Warm Jets [Brian Eno, 1974]
                                            Isaiah 44;13 The carpenter stretcheth out his rule; he marketh it out with a line; he fitteth it with planes, and he marketh it out with the compass, and maketh it after the figure of a man, according to the beauty of a man; that it may remain in the house.


                                            False idol
                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                              • MitzaLizalor
                                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2010
                                                • 14196
                                                #7632
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                False idol
                                                Elvis

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                                                  • Titus Templeton
                                                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                    Jesus macht frei
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Aug 2010
                                                    • 5912
                                                    #7633
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                    Elvis
                                                    poor people whistle instead of working

                                                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                    -Holocaust Jokes
                                                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                      • Zechariah Smyth
                                                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2011
                                                        • 15251
                                                        #7634
                                                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                        poor people whistle instead of working
                                                        cotton
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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #7635
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                                            cotton

                                                            coon
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