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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912
    #8371
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    Baywatch
    I mean Baywatch
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

      Comment

      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #8372
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        I mean Baywatch
        Secular pornography

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817
            #8373
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Secular pornography

            religious sleaze
            Attached Files
            Come climb my mountains.

              Comment

              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #8374
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                Papist sleaze
                Bleeding statues
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29445
                    #8375
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Bleeding statues
                    papist mary praying
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Youth Minister Harry
                        Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 832
                        #8376
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        papist mary praying
                        Youthful Genuflecting
                        Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                        -Youth Minister Harry Lester

                          Comment

                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #8377
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                            Youthful Genuflecting
                            Proper respect for a True Christian(tm) Pastor
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                              Comment

                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063
                                #8378
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Proper respect for a True Christian™ Pastor
                                Droit du seigneur.
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                  Comment

                                  • Roberta
                                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 1817
                                    #8379
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Thomas Jefferson
                                    Come climb my mountains.

                                      Comment

                                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                         
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 9063
                                        #8380
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                        Thomas Jefferson
                                        Jefferson Starship.
                                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                          Comment

                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #8381
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                            Jefferson Starship.
                                            Raelians
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                              Comment

                                              • Roberta
                                                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 1817
                                                #8382
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Major Tom
                                                Come climb my mountains.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2012
                                                    • 9063
                                                    #8383
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                                    Major Tom
                                                    Funk to funky
                                                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 8337
                                                        #8384
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                                        Funk to funky
                                                        The smell coming from my wife's menstra shack
                                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Youth Minister Harry
                                                            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Feb 2011
                                                            • 832
                                                            #8385
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                            The smell coming from my wife's menstra shack
                                                            Gone fishin'
                                                            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                                                            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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