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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318
    #1

    On Speaking in Tongues

    Fnew Gdenob,

    Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo! Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

    Goeg Shabba Di,
    BAB
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      Fnew Gdenob,

      Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo! Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

      Goeg Shabba Di,
      BAB
      Shonda la HONDA!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
          Pastor of Praise and Worship
          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2009
          • 3890
          #3
          Re: On Speaking in Tongues

          Oh brothers and sisters. I'm feeling the spirit coming over me!

          O holla holla nachtud O wa tanis siam! Oh great one, I sofu king wu taud eid!

          Praise him.
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445
              #4
              Re: On Speaking in Tongues

              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
              Fnew Gdenob,

              Nibbsa-neeble do! Fa! Gibba-pa-oh-lapo!
              Shebba sham ho ga ibbi ubbi ak. Ta ha quku shfludh eh!

              Adda shleew!

              Nerk-shnna-denna-hok-ba! Bnop-luj-luf-koyunitzin-da!

              Goeg Shabba Di,
              BAB
              Furquelormaugh obbo lzektek da da das kvan! Aga!

              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
              Oh brothers and sisters. I'm feeling the spirit coming over me!

              O holla holla nachtud O wa tanis siam! Oh great one, I sofu king wu taud eid!

              Praise him.
              Amen! Tarc! Bawah bemlah! Domash trea tash zaza vol!
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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                • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                  Claims not to be a dago slut
                  Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1307
                  #5
                  Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  Shebba sham ho ga ibbi ubbi ak. Ta ha quku shfludh eh!

                  Adda shleew!



                  Furquelormaugh obbo lzektek da da das kvan! Aga!



                  Amen! Tarc! Bawah bemlah! Domash trea tash zaza vol!

                  This is sounding a little like the Basque (Vasco¿) what is speak in north of Spain. If no is it is similar. I'm impress you can speak whit toungeus brother.

                  Disfortunately I only can speak spanish and valenciano. And english a few.

                  How is one able for speak these toungeus brothers?


                  YIC, Mari
                  Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                  My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                  - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445
                      #6
                      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                      This is sounding a little like the Basque (Vasco¿) what is speak in north of Spain. If no is it is similar. I'm impress you can speak whit toungeus brother.

                      Disfortunately I only can speak spanish and valenciano. And english a few.

                      How is one able for speak these toungeus brothers?


                      YIC, Mari
                      You can do that when you are filled with the Holy Spirit, Sister:

                      Acts 2:4:
                      And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.

                      Toktok jhai!
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339
                          #7
                          Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                          V2hhdCBhIGxvYWQgb2YgYm9sbG9ja3M=
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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22374
                              #8
                              Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              V2hhdCBhIGxvYWQgb2YgYm9sbG9ja3M=
                              For those who don't speak retard, this means "What a load of bollocks". What is the matter pasta gobbler, lost a few keys on your keyboard? Lost the guts to tell it for real because you realized Jesus Christ is right and you are wrong?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 8337
                                  #9
                                  Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                  V2hhdCBhIGxvYWQgb2YgYm9sbG9ja3M=
                                  I think noodle head is leaning on his keyboard while buggering a bowl of spaghetti.
                                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                                      Sheba-laba HOOba laba! Wa DUNgo!
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                                          Pastor of Praise and Worship
                                          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jul 2009
                                          • 3890
                                          #11
                                          Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                                          Ski bi di bi di do bap do Do bam do Bada bwi ba ba bada bo Baba ba da bo Bwi ba ba ba do.
                                          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                                          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                                            • Hammer of Justice
                                              Unsaved trash
                                              Under Investigation
                                              • Mar 2011
                                              • 10
                                              #12
                                              Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                                              Mugeba parkuble pia tsikelopapi poupire paparupotenakolepiretana.

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                                                • James Dewitt
                                                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 6267
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                                                  Originally posted by Hammer of Justice View Post
                                                  Mugeba parkuble pia tsikelopapi poupire paparupotenakolepiretana.
                                                  Pastor Sampson is not a Homer! He just looks a little effeminate!

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                                                    • HTannor
                                                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 2612
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                                                      While it is, indeed, Godly good fun to speak in tongues, please, Brothers and Sisters, don't speak too quickly when appearing in my court.

                                                      The stenographer has a bit of difficulty translating the words into the shorthand she uses.
                                                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: On Speaking in Tongues

                                                          Flickflak boo! Shonda LaHonda fleegle!
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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