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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #31
    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The number of 14 year old Indonesian houseboys I have owned employed over the last 3 years.


    1955
    1955 Albert Einstein dies




    1969
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

    sigpic

    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #32
      Re: The Number Game

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      1955 Albert Einstein dies




      1969
      "Moon landing"

      1986

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #33
        Re: The Number Game

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        "Moon landing"

        1986
        Godless astronauts killed by God in the "Challenger".

        1493
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: The Number Game

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          1493
          The year my oldest bottle of single malt scotch was distilled.



          14
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #35
            Re: The Number Game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The year my oldest bottle of single malt scotch was distilled.



            14
            What the Iowa Dept. of Public Safety says was the age of the girl I was giving private Bible lessons to at the Des Moines Hilton, and which caused my "Ladies of the Lord" ministry to shut down.

            1,938,742

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #36
              Re: The Number Game

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              ...1,938,742
              Total number of rhinestones on Jim's favourite preaching outfit from 1979. Maybe he'll share a pic?

              15.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: The Number Game

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Total number of rhinestones on Jim's favourite preaching outfit from 1979. Maybe he'll share a pic?

                15.
                The age at which I have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboys arrested and deported back to Shanghai (or wherever they're from).



                112
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #38
                  Re: The Number Game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  The age at which I have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboys arrested and deported back to Shanghai (or wherever they're from).



                  112
                  The number Eurofags call to summon unarmed police officers.



                  7

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #39
                    Re: The Number Game

                    7, Number of each clean animal on the Ark


                    92,955,820
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22379

                      #40
                      Re: The Number Game

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      92,955,820
                      The number of times I asked my ex neighbor Mrs. Johnson to do something about her annoying barking dogs.

                      96
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #41
                        Re: The Number Game

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        96
                        People under age of 96 brother Cranky considers as youngsters.

                        1066

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14535

                          #42
                          Re: The Number Game

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          The number of times I asked my ex neighbor Mrs. Johnson to do something about her annoying barking dogs.

                          96
                          pomegranates

                          303

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #43
                            Re: The Number Game

                            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                            1066
                            Psalm 106:6 We have sinned with our fathers, we have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly.

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            303
                            Psalm 30:3 O LORD, thou hast brought up my soul from the grave: thou hast kept me alive, that I should not go down to the pit.



                            57
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #44
                              Re: The Number Game

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                              Psalm 106:6 We have sinned with our fathers, we have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly.


                              Psalm 30:3 O LORD, thou hast brought up my soul from the grave: thou hast kept me alive, that I should not go down to the pit.



                              57
                              My first car: A '57 Corvette. I don't know how to work a scanner to upload the pics here, but this is what my baby looked like....same paint and everything.



                              8.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • WinnerNotSinner
                                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 951

                                #45
                                Re: The Number Game

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                8.
                                The number of daily hours of Bible study required to turn our children into well rounded individuals and valuable members of society.

                                1620.
                                6
                                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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