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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    My cd for God

    Do we do enough for the lord? Of course not! We can only try. But, make a joyful noise unto the lord! I have chosen to write some songs. It was my dream to make a CD for God, but I can no longer sing very well due to the hole in my neck. I can get a sort of tremalo effect with the vibrator thingy, but it’s not good for a whole song, just some special “riffs”

    So here it is, one of my songs. I will post the rest as days go on if there is a demand. My last wish would be the Landover Ladies Choir and the “Bass” boat Baptist baritones may someday record it.

    I See His Love
    By
    Eliot Mayfield
    © 2008
    (Chorus)
    I see his love, in a baby’s breath.
    I feel his strength, in a witches death.
    I hear his voice, he ain’t no liar.
    I smell his wisdom, in a book bon-fire.
    I taste his love, in every steak.
    I sense his fairness, in every tax break.

    (verse 1)
    I am patient in agony
    I know it’s so I can see
    If he sends a tusnami
    It’s a message for you and me!

    (Chorus)

    (Verse 2)
    He is everywhere
    Because he cares
    I’m at his side,
    Not even genocide
    Can make me lack in faith.
    I believe in what he saith.
    (Chorus)

    (finish, with SPIRIT!!!!)
    Halelujah! Halelujah! Yeah! Yeah!

    Hallowed be thy name! Name! Yes!
    Praise praise praise, praise his name!
    (wait 10 seconds with last chords almost silient, monotone voice)
    My keyboard is my sword
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: My cd for God

      Oh Lord, be my Iodine!
      By
      Eliot Mayfield
      © 2008

      Please clean my soul,

      It’s infected and filled with pus,
      From the days, I’d drink and cuss.
      Poor divine Iodine in the hole,
      Fill me with your love and white tutrle doves.

      Také a steel wire brush,
      Také your time, no need to rush.
      Scrape my skin,
      So I can let you in.
      Use some bleach,
      If it’s in reach.
      Use a high pressure steam blaster,
      Make me clean like a Sunday Pastor.
      Be the cotton swab,
      Get that yellow glob,
      That sin,
      That somehow got in.
      Be the soap
      That gives me hope.


      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
          Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 177
          #3
          Re: My cd for God

          Praise, Brother! I'm glad that you're writing your own music. We True Christians™ have to be very selective when it comes to such things. Almost everything with a drum-beat has been proven to have pagan origins. This only leaves us with (mostly) hymns. Hymns, however may have Catholic origins, which might as well be pagan. The only safe choice we are left with is to write our own. Thankfully, people like you choose to make the world safer by excluding the work of anyone not exactly like you. If only everyone were so wise. Thank you.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324
              #4
              Re: My cd for God

              Thank you. I was trying to make it so it wouldn't have a jungle beat.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708
                  #5
                  Re: My cd for God

                  Those are just beautiful Brother Eliot. Just beautiful!

                  I'm sure the LORD is pleased!
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                    • Father Thomas Martin
                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1015
                      #6
                      Re: My cd for God

                      Sorry Eliot...Roper Crossburn could run circles around you any day! (So could Steve Angrisamo & Fr. Stan Fortuna)
                      ACTS 5:29
                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324
                          #7
                          Re: My cd for God

                          coming from you that's a compliment. We can non put a warning label on it so it will sell like hotcakes:

                          Warning; not approved by catholeeks!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324
                              #8
                              Re: My cd for God

                              A Little Ditty with Some Quickness


                              Yes Sir, I’m going to testify! Yee! HAAA!

                              I got to look you in the eye
                              I’m gonna tell you why
                              The man up in the sky
                              is gonna save you when you die

                              But before he’ll let you in,
                              You better be free from sin,
                              He ain’t running no country inn,
                              They don’t také one in ten,
                              ( spoken)
                              more like one in a million!

                              You better remember the man on the cross
                              He’s the number one, He’s our boss
                              If you don’t it’s your loss
                              Because Satan’s going to eat you with jalepeno hot wing sauce!

                              Yee Haa! Now we’re testifying!

                              Better get on your knees!
                              Start praying “Help me please!
                              Oh sweet Jesus hear my pleas!
                              It’s your love I want to seize!”

                              Looky here!
                              Have no fear!
                              You just can’t veer,
                              You gotta keep it in gear,

                              It ain’t very easy,
                              But pay your fees
                              (dramatic pause, slow do it down,)
                              Everything you need from A-Z
                              (Now big finish, step by step bring it up and finish with a scream!)
                              It’s in the B-I-B-L-E
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                • Father Thomas Martin
                                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 1015
                                  #9
                                  Re: My cd for God

                                  I notice you haven't made any tracks dissing the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church...So I'm buying your CD.
                                  ACTS 5:29
                                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                                    • Bobby-Joe
                                      Landover Security Superviser
                                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 18405
                                      #10
                                      Re: My cd for God

                                      Godly tunes Brother Elliot. Very moving stuff.

                                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                        • Dancing With Myself
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 122
                                          #11
                                          Re: My cd for God

                                          I've never been a fan of Church music myself.

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                                            • Nobar King
                                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                              Christ's Guardian
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2007
                                              • 23748
                                              #12
                                              Re: My cd for God

                                              Nice comment to make about a dying man's gift to Jesus, buddy. You're real swell.
                                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                • Dancing With Myself
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                  • Apr 2008
                                                  • 122
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My cd for God

                                                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                  Nice comment to make about a dying man's gift to Jesus, buddy. You're real swell.
                                                  How do you expect me to be All Knowing, sir?

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                                                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                                      True Christian™
                                                       
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 9384
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My cd for God

                                                      Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                                                      How do you expect me to be All Knowing, sir?
                                                      It's just your general attitude you have displayed since you have arrived at out Godly forum son. You have been spewing your vile venom and disrespect for our faith in Jesus and the Holy Bible (KJV1611). You are arrogant, lazy, and vengeful. Your posts show that you are ungrateful for the life God gave you. Try to do a little more reading around here before you start displaying your ignorance. Most of your questions and challenges have been answered somewhere in this forum. Try using the Search function.

                                                      It is also time that you headed on over to our introduction section to introduce yourself.
                                                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                                      ...and get off my lawn
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                                                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                          Christ's Rottweiler
                                                           
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 22880
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My cd for God

                                                          You have a gift, Brother Eliot. However, I see the papist creeping in on the act and a blessing from Rome is a sure sign that something needs to be done. I therefore suggest an adaptation of a pleasant Irish air:
                                                          [to the tune of "Home on the Range"]

                                                          "Oh give me a home,
                                                          Where there's no Pope in Rome,
                                                          Where the church it is Baptist all day,
                                                          Where seldom is heard
                                                          A discouraging word,
                                                          And the death cookie's far far away!

                                                          Oh, there's no Pope of Rome,
                                                          No chapel to sadden my eye,
                                                          No nuns and no priest,
                                                          No Rosary beads,
                                                          Every day's like the 4th of July"
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                                                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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