[Basilissa]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Actually, we should modernify the bible and say most of the sins aren't actually sins and everyone will go to Heaven even if he has commited every sin possible and is a queer. (Kind of repetitive but still)

1. "Modernify" is not a word in American.
2. "Bible" is always capitalized. (It's because it's a proper noun; you can look this term up in a dictionary).
3. If you really think any of these things, you'll end up in Hell.

[John Allen]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Hey, we live in a free country! Who are you to limit my rights?! I can do anything I want and don't care at all! (Notice the sarcasm overload)

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Hey, we live in a free country! Who are you to limit my rights?! I can do anything I want and don't care at all! (Notice the sarcasm overload)

They don't call sarcasm the lowest form of wit for nothing.

[Chewer]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Just what it says on the wrapper: Give us your best impersonation of the sort of pseudo-Christian space cadet who only thinks he's saved. I'll start.

You Landover Baptists are a bunch of evil, hate-filled, backwoods redneck hicks, and you'll be the first ones to go to hell. How can you not know that only God is allowed to judge?

You guys arent really Christians! Only the good verses about how cool Jesus is are right. The verses about hell, and sin, and homosexuality are just horse puckey! I only believe the verses that make me feel warm, and happy inside!
Sincerely, Pseudo-Christian

Thats about what all of them sound like to me!

[Chewer]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

"By stone homosexuals God actually meant to legalize gay marriage, and give them hugs!"

[JewPincher]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

Impression of a false Christian? Easy! This sums it up: "I'm catholic!"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

I think this sums it up nicely.

[JewPincher]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

I think this sums it up nicely.

That is an accurate representation of all those false Christians out there, especially Catlicks!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

I think this sums it up nicely.

Yes, of course you bigoted literalist fundamentalists see us progressive liberal Christians like that, but only because you're too closed-minded to understand how we rightly divide the word of truth. It's just a simple matter of common sense to determine which OT laws are old ceremonial laws that were nailed to the Cross and which ones are moral laws that we still have to follow. When you accuse us of cherry-picking those OT laws that we like, you're just showing your lack of spiritual discernment.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian!

You don't have to follow the Bible, or even have a clue as to what's in it, to be a good Christian. You just need to follow your conscience, and by "your conscience" I mean my conscience. When my conscience disagrees with other people's, I know that mine is right because my conscience tells me so. Also, even though I reject the Bible, I know that Jesus exists. Somehow.