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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

    Unsaved trash like to come to our forum and act like they're smarter than us, but as we know, they aren't. Not only were they stupid enough to turn their backs on , but I have no doubt they can't even answer some simple questions!


    If joos don't make the best lawyers, then why aren't they all in prison right now for killing ?

    If we came from monkeys, then how did I get a pet loris?

    If wetbacks aren't thieves, then why did I have to turn my maid in to the police for stealing water from my kitchen to drink?

    If other planets exist, why didn't provide us ladders to get to them?

    If global warming isn't a hoax, why are we still getting snow?
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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  • dudemon223
    Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
    • Oct 2013
    • 83

    #2
    Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

    Because they didn't Christ died on a gentile cross, a white European cross.

    We didn't come from monkeys but if the loris is a dog it's defended from wolves

    Because you didn't give her water

    Because there's no oxygen or food

    Because it's global warming not an evil heat ray

    There's no such thing as a Jew or wetback

    And I don't appreciate being arbitrarily labeled unsaved trash for not being hateful enough

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    • Attila's Wife
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2013
      • 1941

      #3
      Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

      Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
      We didn't come from monkeys but if the loris is a dog it's defended from wolves
      What????

      2 Timothy 3:16

      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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      • dudemon223
        Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
        • Oct 2013
        • 83

        #4
        Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

        is that a loris because if so they look like terrified eye-eye

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380

          #5
          Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

          Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
          Because it's global warming not an evil heat ray
          So global warming doesn't melt snow?

          You're one hoax behind by the way. The latest trend is global cooling:

          And now it's global COOLING! Return of Arctic ice cap as it grows by ...

          The scientists spewing all this nonsense think we are too stupid to notice they switch tune every 5 years.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • dudemon223
            Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
            • Oct 2013
            • 83

            #6
            Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            So global warming doesn't melt snow?

            You're one hoax behind by the way. The latest trend is global cooling:

            And now it's global COOLING! Return of Arctic ice cap as it grows by ...

            The scientists spewing all this nonsense think we are too stupid to notice they switch tune every 5 years.
            i seriously hope you're joking, global cooling is what happens when global warming gets severe enough that it shifts ocean currents and the warm currents that spur meteorological activity shift lower in the ocean causing the weather patterns to shift. that's the danger is the weather patterns freaking out, we've already been seeing it for years, luckily we've pumped so much toxins into the air it's actually starting to shield us from the suns rays and slow the effects.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #7
              Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

              Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
              There's no such thing as a Jew


              We don't take kindly to anti-semites around here. If there's no such thing as a Jew, then who killed ?
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • dudemon223
                Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                • Oct 2013
                • 83

                #8
                Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post


                We don't take kindly to anti-semites around here. If there's no such thing as a Jew, then who killed ?
                I meant joo and also the Romans killed Christ and the Pharisees and Sadducees had them do it both of whom are not true jews

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                  Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                  ...the Pharisees and Sadducees had them do it both of whom are not true jews
                  Now you're the one who determines who is a True Jew(tm)?

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                  • dudemon223
                    Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                    • Oct 2013
                    • 83

                    #10
                    Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Now you're the one who determines who is a True Jew™?
                    This is refreshing I can't stand hateful Christians but wise cracking atheists are a familiar site. No Jesus the king of the Jews did when he said they were of the devil

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                      Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                      ...No Jesus the king of the Jews...
                      An epithet applied to Him by the Romans (not the Jews), so how much validity did it have?

                      ...did when he said they were of the devil
                      Which makes them different from all other Jews, just how?

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                      • dudemon223
                        Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 83

                        #12
                        Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        An epithet applied to Him by the Romans (not the Jews), so how much validity did it have?



                        Which makes them different from all other Jews, just how?
                        you know this question has bugged me for quite a while, clearly you're one of these people but you're arbitrary label reads atheist, what did you do to distinguish you as a marginaly sane person, cause im guessing you either helped a drowning hispanic or refused to rape a black woman

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12997

                          #13
                          Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                          Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                          you know this question has bugged me for quite a while, clearly you're one of these people but you're arbitrary label reads atheist, what did you do to distinguish you as a marginaly sane person, cause im guessing you either helped a drowning hispanic or refused to rape a black woman
                          1. I don't think Didymus is an "arbitrary label."
                          2. He's not "marginally sane." He has read the Holy Bible, yet he refuses to follow it. Nobody who declines to see the Truth™ can be described as "sane." We keep him around in hope that he'll finally repent and accept . However, it seems that you'll be meeting him again in .
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

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                          • dudemon223
                            Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                            • Oct 2013
                            • 83

                            #14
                            Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            1. I don't think Didymus is an "arbitrary label."
                            2. He's not "marginally sane." He has read the Holy Bible, yet he refuses to follow it. Nobody who declines to see the Truth™ can be described as "sane." We keep him around in hope that he'll finally repent and accept . However, it seems that you'll be meeting him again in .
                            you're right what i meant was if you people don't like him clearly he's not all bad, i mean if the enemy of my enemy is my friend what does that make the punching bag of God's enemy

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #15
                              Re: Simple questions unsaved trash can't answer...

                              Why do unsaved trash sinners insist on taking threads off topic?
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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